WELCOME, EDDIE VARLEY- Page 92

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 8/4/04 at 6:20pm

That's funny. C****nay. Maybe a slight misspelling will help you out.
Eddie, still waiting on that theme song lyric...come on, man! What are you waiting for?

Oh, and Eddie, thank you for the lyrics. That's too much fun. Updated On: 8/5/04 at 06:20 PM

[Phantom2]

Posted: 8/4/04 at 6:21pm

Zola- I think your question should be directed to Mr. Wittman.

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 8/4/04 at 11:00pm

Pathethic!! ONE page?? You realize that this thread has been overtaken by the smoking thread?? It's like CATS beating A CHORUS LINE!!

We ain't closed yet--get crackin'!

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 8/5/04 at 8:02am

Perhaps less posts, but still most read! Long live the Varley!

Posted: 8/5/04 at 8:09am

I noticed that, as well, SOMMS - but I figured everyone was just checking out Zola's new icon

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 8/5/04 at 8:17am

Don't tell Eddie, but sometimes that's why I come here also.

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 8/5/04 at 8:22am

Thanks SOMMS, at least I wasn't overtaken by a SOMEBODY ROCKS thread!And robbiej is my bro...I loves him!

Hey bwaysinger,here are the lyrics to the short lived internet show Mike McArdle and I did for Yo Networks...

Mike and Eddie
Eddie and Mike
Kinda different,
Sort of alike

A Lil Philly
a Lotta New York
One part hipster
Two parts dork

But "Eddie and Mike" just don't seem to flow
So it's the Mike and Eddie Show!

It has nice jazzy bounce to it, Bill Weeden, a dear friend wrote and sang the lil' ditty for us, we were honored!

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 8/5/04 at 8:33am

It's got a good beat and I can dance to it, Dick.

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 8/5/04 at 9:01am

It was number three on the charts with a bullet in the Republic of Togo..Mike and I are like Elvis there!

[Zola Q. LaPlaya]

Posted: 8/5/04 at 9:29am

Eddie, any chance of hooking up today? I still need a "happy ending." P2 stood me up last night.

[Phantom2]

Posted: 8/5/04 at 9:33am

Zola- You need to go for a massage. In fact, I'd say at least two.

[Zola Q. LaPlaya]

Posted: 8/5/04 at 9:37am

No thanks to anyone here despite my repeated requests for suggestions, I found a great new massage therapist on 49th Street.

I went once to that place, Osaka, where the women walk on your back after dousing you with freezing cold water -- I thought I was in a Japanese prisoner of war camp without the fantasy porn guards.

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 8/5/04 at 9:39am

my hands are tired.

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 8/5/04 at 9:44am

Try side to side instead of up and down Eddie.

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 8/5/04 at 10:02am

Hey! I just got my second wind!

[robbiej]

Posted: 8/5/04 at 11:02am

Bitch,

My thread is beating yours by SIX PAGES!!!!

xoxoxoxox

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 8/5/04 at 11:09am

whore, ya put out to "hundreds" ya git more "hits"...

[robbiej]

Posted: 8/5/04 at 11:13am

Not only that...but my ass is killing me!

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 8/5/04 at 11:22am

The group is "older", but they got stamina! Might be the Viagra.

[broadwayguy2]

Posted: 8/5/04 at 11:31am

I need ahappy ending!!!!!

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 8/5/04 at 2:06pm

I could use 10 kinds of massages today! But, I'd settle for one or three.

[Bobby457]

Posted: 8/5/04 at 2:28pm

Someone say Massage???? I would LOVE one! Whos givin them away??

[Zola Q. LaPlaya]

Posted: 8/5/04 at 6:46pm

Go to my guy, Bobby. No happy ending and not cheap, but he is amazing!

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 8/5/04 at 6:49pm

And he's in the 'hood! He's probably on AOL under the name hotmassagerubdown4unow5.

[Zola Q. LaPlaya]

Posted: 8/5/04 at 6:53pm

If you want his name/number, PM me.