WORST MOVIE IVE EVER SEEN
WORST MOVIE IVE EVER SEEN
#1WORST MOVIE IVE EVER SEEN
Posted: 5/11/08 at 11:23ami saw speed racer last night. if i wasnt with some people i seriously wouldve left in the first five minutes. first off its seriously almost two and a half hourse long. second, it has like a 30 page script because the whole things about freakin driving, but thats a good thing since the stuff said is so cheesy it actually traumatized me. bad acting. bad effects. my eyes still hurt from it.
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#2re: WORST MOVIE IVE EVER SEEN
Posted: 5/11/08 at 6:31pmYes and in 28 years they will make a campy musical of it and sweep the Tonys.
#2re: WORST MOVIE IVE EVER SEEN
Posted: 5/11/08 at 6:40pmI'm not understanding why they thought this would be a good thing to turn into a live action movie. Never watched the show, but I know it was Japanese anime, which made it sort of cool.
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#3worst movie ever still better than spring awakening
Posted: 5/11/08 at 6:43pmi heard that it was set for fall '09, joe: matt cavanaugh as speed, norbert as racer x, shuler hensley as pops, lupone as mom, laura belle bundy as trixie, rob maitner as spritle and eddie varley as chim chim. sets by david rockwell, lighting by natasha katz and directed by jerry zaks.
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pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
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#4worst movie ever still better than spring awakening
Posted: 5/11/08 at 6:49pmya but the people in front of us were like high and screaming and laughing and reenacting everything the actors did. it was fabulous. everyone ended up just watching them =-DDDDD
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#5worst movie ever still better than spring awakening
Posted: 5/12/08 at 1:33am
I actually saw the movie today and I enjoyed it. I think that you either have to be a fan of the tv series or a young kid to really get a kick out of the movie.
I really liked it because I thought it stuck pretty close to the anime. Of course the dialogue and acting is going to be cheesy! If you have ever watched the tv show, it was pretty much the exact same thing. Plus what were you expecting to see in a movie called Speed Racer? Kittens? It's a really great family film to see.
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#6worst movie ever still better than spring awakening
Posted: 5/12/08 at 1:36am
Now if you really want to talk about a crappy movie, let's talk about Nim's Island. That movie was horrid. I wouldn't wish this movie on ANYONE.
LePetiteFromage
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/19/08
#8worst movie ever still better than spring awakening
Posted: 5/12/08 at 1:40am
I haven't seen the movie, but watched the cartoon as a kid - I loved that the backgrounds repeated after about 10 seconds!
That and Kimba the White Lion (the forefather of Simba, of the Lion King).
Loved them both!
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#10worst movie ever still better than spring awakening
Posted: 5/12/08 at 1:47am
Not everything that is old always needs improving Lepetite. Some fans like to keep it original. If the directors tried to change any of the characters, then fans would be whining over why they "improved" the series. I mean, take a look at that awful show, Speed Racer: The Next Generation.
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#12worst movie ever still better than spring awakening
Posted: 5/12/08 at 9:53amHow long until we hear about Chicago and Moulin Rouge?
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#13worst movie ever still better than spring awakening
Posted: 5/12/08 at 10:40amI'm still waiting for my cavemen musical: "Neanderthrill!"
#14worst movie ever still better than spring awakening
Posted: 5/12/08 at 10:57am
I HATE MOVIES!
Might as well get them all out of the way.
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#15worst movie ever still better than spring awakening
Posted: 5/12/08 at 10:59amI loved Kimba.
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#16worst movie ever still better than spring awakening
Posted: 5/12/08 at 11:33am
I never doubted that the Warchowskis had it in them to make a really dreadful movie, after sitting through MATRIX RELOADED and MATRIX REVOLUTIONS. I watched the first few minutes of SPEED RACER on yahoo, and was amused at how bad it was. It might be worth checking out.
For those who have seen it: do we have a new SHOWGIRLS on our hands, or just another crappy movie that we'll all regret having wasted time on?
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#17worst movie ever still better than spring awakening
Posted: 5/12/08 at 11:42am
Sounds like the latter.
And SHOWGIRLS is not a bad movie.
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#18worst movie ever still better than spring awakening
Posted: 5/12/08 at 11:47am
Worst Movie I Ever Saw: Issues 101
It's so bad, it's gone past good and back to bad again.
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#19worst movie ever still better than spring awakening
Posted: 5/12/08 at 11:53amBorstal, how is SHOWGIRLS a good movie?
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#20worst movie ever still better than spring awakening
Posted: 5/12/08 at 11:54am^ It's a camp classic Darlin'.
"Zac is sweet as can be. He's very much just a sweet kid from California who happens to have a face that looks like it was drawn by Michelangelo, (if Michelangelo did anime)."
-Adam Shankman.
"I haven't left this building since Windows 3.1!"
"Celebrating a birthday this week: Rene Descartes is 412! Do you know who he is? Then why are you watching this show? You could probably get into college and even get one of those job things. As for the rest of us; Amanda Bynes is 22! Yay!"
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-Adam Shankman.
"I haven't left this building since Windows 3.1!"
"Celebrating a birthday this week: Rene Descartes is 412! Do you know who he is? Then why are you watching this show? You could probably get into college and even get one of those job things. As for the rest of us; Amanda Bynes is 22! Yay!"
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#21worst movie ever still better than spring awakening
Posted: 5/12/08 at 11:56am
Love me some SHOWGIRLS, a joy to behold, one of the great So Bad It Is Good Masterworks.
But I think it is a bad movie. Really bad. God, it is dreadful.
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#22worst movie ever still better than spring awakening
Posted: 5/12/08 at 12:16pmYou sure it's worse than THE JERKY BOYS? Cause even the underscoring in that one sucks.
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#23worst movie ever still better than spring awakening
Posted: 5/12/08 at 12:23pmI dunno...Grease 2 is pretty awful as well...(but I love it)
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#24worst movie ever still better than spring awakening
Posted: 5/12/08 at 12:23pmIs this at least "funny-bad" like Flash Gordon?
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