Weird combination purchases...
SweetQintheLights
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/12/05
#1Weird combination purchases...
Posted: 4/26/09 at 8:02pm
Sorry for the lack of a creative thread title...
I was at CVS today and the lady in front of me was purchasing the following 3 items.
-Pregnancy test
-Tampons
-Condoms
The only thing I can imagine: If the pregnancy test comes back negative, she will be getting her period soon and will need tampons. And, next time, better use a comdom!
#2re: Weird combination purchases...
Posted: 4/26/09 at 9:50pmHahaha perfect
#2re: Weird combination purchases...
Posted: 4/26/09 at 9:53pmIn college, My brother and sister-in-law used to go to a grocery store, purchase all the ingredients for a sundae, but no ice cream, and a box of condoms. They'd check out with either the little old lady or the 16 y/o, and watch their reactions, just for laughs.
#3re: Weird combination purchases...
Posted: 4/26/09 at 11:15pm
This reminds me of an old Ellen DeGeneres stand-up routine where she says the random things the person in front of her bought were:
a lawn chair, baked beans, and a douche.
Now, THAT's a weird combination!
#4re: Weird combination purchases...
Posted: 4/26/09 at 11:31pmMy boyfriend's friend used to do this all the time. One winning combo was a pregnancy test and a single wire coat hanger. But my favorite was when he told the cashier he couldnt afford a package of condoms, left the register and came back with rubber bands an Saran Wrap. Good times.
#5re: Weird combination purchases...
Posted: 4/27/09 at 3:14amI saw a guy once buying condoms, lube and flowers. I never wanted someone more.
#6re: Weird combination purchases...
Posted: 4/27/09 at 4:52amI saw someone buy one cucumber. I'm assuming they already had the rest of the salad ingredients.
#7re: Weird combination purchases...
Posted: 4/27/09 at 10:16am
But my favorite was when he told the cashier he couldnt afford a package of condoms, left the register and came back with rubber bands an Saran Wrap.
That's genius.
#8re: Weird combination purchases...
Posted: 4/27/09 at 10:44amI saw a woman at Wal-mart buying FDS, Monistat and a 32 pack of condoms.
#9re: Weird combination purchases...
Posted: 4/27/09 at 3:51pmMy friend once overheard a girl telling her friends after exiting Duane Reade: "They didn't have tampons, so I got Bud Light!"
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