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Weird combination purchases...

SweetQintheLights
#1Weird combination purchases...
Posted: 4/26/09 at 8:02pm

Sorry for the lack of a creative thread title...


I was at CVS today and the lady in front of me was purchasing the following 3 items.
-Pregnancy test
-Tampons
-Condoms


The only thing I can imagine: If the pregnancy test comes back negative, she will be getting her period soon and will need tampons. And, next time, better use a comdom!




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blondebaby589
#2re: Weird combination purchases...
Posted: 4/26/09 at 9:50pm

Hahaha perfect


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singtopher
#2re: Weird combination purchases...
Posted: 4/26/09 at 9:53pm

In college, My brother and sister-in-law used to go to a grocery store, purchase all the ingredients for a sundae, but no ice cream, and a box of condoms. They'd check out with either the little old lady or the 16 y/o, and watch their reactions, just for laughs.


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shanescot
#3re: Weird combination purchases...
Posted: 4/26/09 at 11:15pm

This reminds me of an old Ellen DeGeneres stand-up routine where she says the random things the person in front of her bought were:

a lawn chair, baked beans, and a douche.

Now, THAT's a weird combination!

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insertclevernamehere
#4re: Weird combination purchases...
Posted: 4/26/09 at 11:31pm

My boyfriend's friend used to do this all the time. One winning combo was a pregnancy test and a single wire coat hanger. But my favorite was when he told the cashier he couldnt afford a package of condoms, left the register and came back with rubber bands an Saran Wrap. Good times.


Oh, and I almost forgot to mention...I'm the good cop, he's the bad cop.

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CATSNYrevival
#5re: Weird combination purchases...
Posted: 4/27/09 at 3:14am

I saw a guy once buying condoms, lube and flowers. I never wanted someone more.

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CyCoSpAz2
#6re: Weird combination purchases...
Posted: 4/27/09 at 4:52am

I saw someone buy one cucumber. I'm assuming they already had the rest of the salad ingredients.

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blondebaby589
#7re: Weird combination purchases...
Posted: 4/27/09 at 10:16am

But my favorite was when he told the cashier he couldnt afford a package of condoms, left the register and came back with rubber bands an Saran Wrap.

That's genius.


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JerseyGirl2
#8re: Weird combination purchases...
Posted: 4/27/09 at 10:44am

I saw a woman at Wal-mart buying FDS, Monistat and a 32 pack of condoms.


Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

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Yero my Hero
#9re: Weird combination purchases...
Posted: 4/27/09 at 3:51pm

My friend once overheard a girl telling her friends after exiting Duane Reade: "They didn't have tampons, so I got Bud Light!"


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