Fine. Force me to dig all the way through that long a** thread.
"Patti LuPone must now give someone an enema in every show that she does. It's the new rule."
- lmao
ClydeBarrow: "*Queenie is alive even though she got shot in the stomach and shot herself in the mouth. So she's basically immortal without drinking some portion?
*LaLaurie's parts are reattached to her body without any scarring. Now Queenie is better at this than Misty who has been resurrecting people her whole life?
*The Axeman is now able to be seen by everyone and still wield an axe. Can ANYONE explain how this is possible? I'm not even going to get into the whole sex with Fiona thing.
*FrankenTate seems to have magically regained his ability to speak and have cognitive thoughts. And don't even get me started with that laughable ending.
*Myrtle used to be the highlight of each episode but she's beginning to wear on my nerves. Her purpose seems to be to fill in plot holes. And don't even get me started with that fvcking Theremin.
*The use of Spalding is another example of "how are we going to get a character to do XYZ? Bring back a dead one to magically explain it!" I never cared for Spalding and his creepy doll business. Can someone explain the rule of ghosts on this show? They are able to pick things up and feel the need to steal babies? And don't even get me started on that baby that came out of nowhere and is still around for some reason. "
--> Okay so Queenie is basically immortal. LaLaurie is immortal we know this so the fact she didn't have scarring didn't bother me because well, if you go into that much detail, the show would be an even bigger mess. Whatever whatever blah blah. Who cares? Apparently everyone but me...
Jordan: "Second, this season has gone straight into the "Murphy Mess" that all his shows go into. After 5 episodes of a Ryan Murphy show he gets bored and basically says "Fvck it". And that's what's happening here. Like Clyde pointed out in that list, nothing makes sense anymore if you think about it for more than 10 seconds. And I'm still not going to give up on the fact that this show IS NOT HORROR. It's not scary and the more blood you add to it is not going to make it so."
---> As if anyone really argues that it is a horror. Why even bother writing that in a thread?
"This season has pissed me off for a lot of reasons but the one that I will never be able to forgive it for was last night when it made me like Lily Rabe. And not just like, but get up and cheer for her."
--> No wonder you've been avoiding this topic lol :)
"Ryan Murphy is way ahead of you on that one, Robbie. It's called The Normal Heart."
--> Not relevant but I suppose you hated that too?
@GhostLight2 ""The explanation for LaLaurie's tears being that she is truly evil and was crying about black people gaining equality is just stupid "
If I recall correctly, it was even stupider than that. I think she said she was crying because it wasn't fair to make a black man think he could be equal to a white man."
--> Um. That's like reading the poem In Detention by Chris Van Wyk and calling it stupid. Well, sometimes it's entertaining to recall stupid ideas of people in the past that are actually legitimate to their time. Btw. I'm not saying all of these are your ideas.