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What are some fantastically bad films that I can screen for my coworkers?
#25re: What are some fantastically bad films that I can screen for my coworker
Posted: 11/6/05 at 4:27pm
Ooo, sound great! Does Traci Lords's outift get strategically ripped to expose her body more and more as the movie goes on? Those are the worst, especially when it's just enough to expose as much heaving cleavage as possible, but not so much that it's in danger of being obscene.
Freddie vs. Jason for bad horror movies
Wanting life but never knowing how
#26re: What are some fantastically bad films that I can screen for my coworker
Posted: 11/6/05 at 5:37pmNot really. That would've improved the movie ten-fold.
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
manders
Stand-by Joined: 5/8/04
#27re: What are some fantastically bad films that I can screen for my coworker
Posted: 11/6/05 at 5:44pmI think the Ralph Bakshi Lord of the Rings is laughably terrible, and anything J.Lo.
Plum
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/4/04
#28re: What are some fantastically bad films that I can screen for my coworker
Posted: 11/6/05 at 6:25pmActually, Out of Sight is quite good. But anything else with her in it is fair game. :)
#29re: What are some fantastically bad films that I can screen for my coworker
Posted: 11/6/05 at 6:32pm
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes - Keep reminding yourself that people spent money on this film
Glen or Glenda - Lugosi's commentary really puts this film over the top
Skyscraper with Anna Nicole Smith - Has to be seen to be believed
Hands on a Hard Body - Very good documentary that proves the characters in Guffman are not as fictional as one would think
MasterLcZ
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/12/03
#30re: What are some fantastically bad films that I can screen for my coworker
Posted: 11/6/05 at 7:54pm
I cannot believe that no one has mentioned SHOWGIRLS yet.
Other favorites:
SCORCHY with Connie Stevens
LOVE HAS MANY FACES with Lana Turner and Hugh O'Brian (as an aging 'beach hustler' who wears skimpy bikini briefs and a tan throughout most of the film)
ISLAND OF DESIRE with Linda Darnell and Tab Hunter (who wears tight white shorts and a tan throught most of the film - his character's name is "Chicken".)
THE FEMALE ANIMAL - see Hedy Lamarr battle daughter Jane Powell for the affections of George Nader.
Worth hunting for is the classic TV movie, MOTHER, MAY I SLEEP WITH DANGER? Poor anorexic Tori Spelling isn't aware that her cute boyfriend Ivan Sergi is really a posessive crazed axe-murderer! I'm surprised they haven't made a musical out of this.
Mr Roxy
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/17/03
#31re: What are some fantastically bad films that I can screen for my coworker
Posted: 11/6/05 at 7:55pm
Robot Monster - A gorilla in a diving helmet & a bubble machine
Night of the Ghouls - Ed Wood
The Thing With 2 Heads - Ray Milland as a racist whose head is put on a still living Rosie Grier's body
The Oscar - with Tony Bennett as Hymie Kelly
Chatterbox - The name says it all
Plum
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/4/04
#32re: What are some fantastically bad films that I can screen for my coworker
Posted: 11/6/05 at 7:55pm
Oh, the Starsky and Hutch movie.
I've seen way too many movies on airplanes, haven't I? Geez.
#33re: What are some fantastically bad films that I can screen for my coworker
Posted: 11/6/05 at 8:30pmNail Gun Massacre
kjklo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/29/03
#34re: What are some fantastically bad films that I can screen for my coworker
Posted: 11/6/05 at 9:56pm
Where the Boys Are
Lover Come Back
Homicidal
Orgasmo
Die, Mommie, Die!
#35re: What are some fantastically bad films that I can screen for my coworker
Posted: 11/6/05 at 10:23pmMasterLcZ, Lifetime TV movies are a goldmine for the fanstastically bad. My recent fav was "She's Too Young" where Marcia Gay Harden goes on a one-woman crusade to stop high schoolers from having sex.
Wanting life but never knowing how
ihearttheatre
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/12/05
#36re: What are some fantastically bad films that I can screen for my coworker
Posted: 11/6/05 at 10:39pm
Spice World
The Hulk (new version)
Hellboy
The Phantom of the Opera
Dawn of the Dead was laughable..very cheesy
#37re: What are some fantastically bad films that I can screen for my coworker
Posted: 11/6/05 at 11:00pm
The Island of Dr. Moreau (Marlon Brando version)
The Brain That Would Not Die ( either MST3K version or the original version will do)
Mitchell (again either MST3K or original)
Super Mario Brothers (what was Bob Hoskins thinking?)
Bride of the Monster (yet another Ed Wood classic)
MrMidwest
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/8/05
#38re: What are some fantastically bad films that I can screen for my coworker
Posted: 11/12/05 at 8:31pm
Neon Maniacs
The Garbage Pail Kids Movie
#40re: What are some fantastically bad films that I can screen for my coworker
Posted: 11/12/05 at 8:46pm
Eventually I'll own half of the suggested films.
First order of business is "Freddie vs. Jason." Saw all of it on TV a couple of nights ago. Twas hilarious.
MrMidwest
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/8/05
#41re: What are some fantastically bad films that I can screen for my coworker
Posted: 11/12/05 at 8:55pmThere's a shot in that film so deep down Monica Keena's cleavage that I thought I was falling down a mountain for a moment.
wickedwitchofthechest
Leading Actor Joined: 8/13/04
#42re: What are some fantastically bad films that I can screen for my coworker
Posted: 11/12/05 at 9:03pm
Attack of the Giant Leeches - It contains the immortal line, "It must have been some kind of giganticization process," or words to that effect. Classic, classic, funniest movie I've ever seen. Leeches, Florida, '50s Sci-Fi. What's not to love?
Hitchcock's Frenzy - Someone told me it's his scariest film. They were wrong. The gratuitous shots of dead naked female bodies are just plain laugh out loud funny.
wickedwitchofthechest
Leading Actor Joined: 8/13/04
#43re: What are some fantastically bad films that I can screen for my coworker
Posted: 11/12/05 at 9:06pmI forgot to add - anything with Jeanette MacDonald and Nelson Eddy or any movie directed by Busby Berkley is sure to bring a chuckle to the lips.
#44re: What are some fantastically bad films that I can screen for my coworker
Posted: 11/12/05 at 9:41pm
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist!
Horrific, but never fails to entertain.
MrMidwest
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/8/05
#45re: What are some fantastically bad films that I can screen for my coworker
Posted: 11/12/05 at 11:37pm
#46re: What are some fantastically bad films that I can screen for my coworker
Posted: 11/12/05 at 11:41pmWrong Turn. Oh my god. I did not stop laughing, it was that bad.
#47re: What are some fantastically bad films that I can screen for my coworker
Posted: 11/12/05 at 11:49pmTROG. I can't believe I haven't seen that.... does Joan do a lot of screaming in it?
roquat
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/25/05
#48re: What are some fantastically bad films that I can screen for my coworker
Posted: 11/12/05 at 11:53pm
"Duel in the Sun"--operatically bad "Western" turkey produced by David O. Selznick (destroying his "Gone With the Wind" cred). He miscast his then-wife Jennifer Jones as a nymphomaniac half-breed Indian wench and stiff, upright Gregory Peck as a macho seducer (!!) Lush 1950s excess, hilariously bad performances. Not a dull moment.
"Beyond the Forest"--Bette Davis' contract-breaker at Warner Brothers. Her "what a dump" movie--she plays a low-rent scheming murderess in a bad fright wig.
"Impulse"--A young William Shatner as a psychotic killer. Also featuring an obnoxiously bad child actress. High point--Shatner, in an automobile, chasing Harold Sakata, Jr. (Oddjob in the early James Bond movies) through a working carwash.
AND my favorite--
"Sextette"--Mae West playing the sexy, wisecracking woman of the world whom all the men are fighting for--the role she played in all her movies. Unfortunately, this time she was eighty years old. Must be seen to be believed.
1/2 Shiksa Goddess
Swing Joined: 9/15/05
#49re: What are some fantastically bad films that I can screen for my coworker
Posted: 11/12/05 at 11:55pmSylvester Stallone and Dolly Parton in Rhinestone. It's terrible but really kind of amusing.
I beat the drum of apocalypse
like orchestras on sinking ships.
RENT workshop, Santa Fe
#50re: What are some fantastically bad films that I can screen for my coworker
Posted: 11/13/05 at 1:24amHow could I forget "Night of the Lepus". Any list of bad movies should have at least one killer rabbit movie of the 70's.Oooh, and "Day of the Triffids"--a killer plant movie of the 60's.
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