What are some fantastically bad films that I can screen for my coworkers?- Page 2

[orangeskittles]

Posted: 11/6/05 at 4:27pm

Ooo, sound great! Does Traci Lords's outift get strategically ripped to expose her body more and more as the movie goes on? Those are the worst, especially when it's just enough to expose as much heaving cleavage as possible, but not so much that it's in danger of being obscene.

Freddie vs. Jason for bad horror movies

[DayDreamer]

Posted: 11/6/05 at 5:37pm

Not really. That would've improved the movie ten-fold.

[manders]

Posted: 11/6/05 at 5:44pm

I think the Ralph Bakshi Lord of the Rings is laughably terrible, and anything J.Lo.

[Plum]

Posted: 11/6/05 at 6:25pm

Actually, Out of Sight is quite good. But anything else with her in it is fair game. :)

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 11/6/05 at 6:32pm

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes - Keep reminding yourself that people spent money on this film
Glen or Glenda - Lugosi's commentary really puts this film over the top
Skyscraper with Anna Nicole Smith - Has to be seen to be believed
Hands on a Hard Body - Very good documentary that proves the characters in Guffman are not as fictional as one would think

[MasterLcZ]

Posted: 11/6/05 at 7:54pm

I cannot believe that no one has mentioned SHOWGIRLS yet.

Other favorites:
SCORCHY with Connie Stevens
LOVE HAS MANY FACES with Lana Turner and Hugh O'Brian (as an aging 'beach hustler' who wears skimpy bikini briefs and a tan throughout most of the film)
ISLAND OF DESIRE with Linda Darnell and Tab Hunter (who wears tight white shorts and a tan throught most of the film - his character's name is "Chicken".)
THE FEMALE ANIMAL - see Hedy Lamarr battle daughter Jane Powell for the affections of George Nader.

Worth hunting for is the classic TV movie, MOTHER, MAY I SLEEP WITH DANGER? Poor anorexic Tori Spelling isn't aware that her cute boyfriend Ivan Sergi is really a posessive crazed axe-murderer! I'm surprised they haven't made a musical out of this.

Updated On: 11/6/05 at 07:54 PM

[Mr Roxy]

Posted: 11/6/05 at 7:55pm

Robot Monster - A gorilla in a diving helmet & a bubble machine
Night of the Ghouls - Ed Wood
The Thing With 2 Heads - Ray Milland as a racist whose head is put on a still living Rosie Grier's body
The Oscar - with Tony Bennett as Hymie Kelly
Chatterbox - The name says it all

[Plum]

Posted: 11/6/05 at 7:55pm

Oh, the Starsky and Hutch movie.



I've seen way too many movies on airplanes, haven't I? Geez.

[BrendanStryker]

Posted: 11/6/05 at 8:30pm

Nail Gun Massacre

[kjklo]

Posted: 11/6/05 at 9:56pm

Where the Boys Are
Lover Come Back
Homicidal
Orgasmo
Die, Mommie, Die!

[orangeskittles]

Posted: 11/6/05 at 10:23pm

MasterLcZ, Lifetime TV movies are a goldmine for the fanstastically bad. My recent fav was "She's Too Young" where Marcia Gay Harden goes on a one-woman crusade to stop high schoolers from having sex.

[ihearttheatre]

Posted: 11/6/05 at 10:39pm

Spice World
The Hulk (new version)
Hellboy
The Phantom of the Opera

Dawn of the Dead was laughable..very cheesy

[hrh_annette]

Posted: 11/6/05 at 11:00pm

The Island of Dr. Moreau (Marlon Brando version)
The Brain That Would Not Die ( either MST3K version or the original version will do)
Mitchell (again either MST3K or original)
Super Mario Brothers (what was Bob Hoskins thinking?)
Bride of the Monster (yet another Ed Wood classic)

[MrMidwest]

Posted: 11/12/05 at 8:31pm

Neon Maniacs
The Garbage Pail Kids Movie

[EvelynNesbit1906]

Posted: 11/12/05 at 8:46pm

Eventually I'll own half of the suggested films.

First order of business is "Freddie vs. Jason." Saw all of it on TV a couple of nights ago. Twas hilarious.

[MrMidwest]

Posted: 11/12/05 at 8:55pm

There's a shot in that film so deep down Monica Keena's cleavage that I thought I was falling down a mountain for a moment.

[wickedwitchofthechest]

Posted: 11/12/05 at 9:03pm

Attack of the Giant Leeches - It contains the immortal line, "It must have been some kind of giganticization process," or words to that effect. Classic, classic, funniest movie I've ever seen. Leeches, Florida, '50s Sci-Fi. What's not to love?

Hitchcock's Frenzy - Someone told me it's his scariest film. They were wrong. The gratuitous shots of dead naked female bodies are just plain laugh out loud funny.

[wickedwitchofthechest]

Posted: 11/12/05 at 9:06pm

I forgot to add - anything with Jeanette MacDonald and Nelson Eddy or any movie directed by Busby Berkley is sure to bring a chuckle to the lips.

[Liz_Bennet]

Posted: 11/12/05 at 9:41pm

Kung Pow: Enter the Fist!
Horrific, but never fails to entertain.

[MrMidwest]

Posted: 11/12/05 at 11:37pm

[Mandi Moo]

Posted: 11/12/05 at 11:41pm

Wrong Turn. Oh my god. I did not stop laughing, it was that bad.

[EvelynNesbit1906]

Posted: 11/12/05 at 11:49pm

TROG. I can't believe I haven't seen that.... does Joan do a lot of screaming in it?

[roquat]

Posted: 11/12/05 at 11:53pm

"Duel in the Sun"--operatically bad "Western" turkey produced by David O. Selznick (destroying his "Gone With the Wind" cred). He miscast his then-wife Jennifer Jones as a nymphomaniac half-breed Indian wench and stiff, upright Gregory Peck as a macho seducer (!!) Lush 1950s excess, hilariously bad performances. Not a dull moment.

"Beyond the Forest"--Bette Davis' contract-breaker at Warner Brothers. Her "what a dump" movie--she plays a low-rent scheming murderess in a bad fright wig.

"Impulse"--A young William Shatner as a psychotic killer. Also featuring an obnoxiously bad child actress. High point--Shatner, in an automobile, chasing Harold Sakata, Jr. (Oddjob in the early James Bond movies) through a working carwash.

AND my favorite--

"Sextette"--Mae West playing the sexy, wisecracking woman of the world whom all the men are fighting for--the role she played in all her movies. Unfortunately, this time she was eighty years old. Must be seen to be believed.

[1/2 Shiksa Goddess]

Posted: 11/12/05 at 11:55pm

Sylvester Stallone and Dolly Parton in Rhinestone. It's terrible but really kind of amusing.

[hrh_annette]

Posted: 11/13/05 at 1:24am

How could I forget "Night of the Lepus". Any list of bad movies should have at least one killer rabbit movie of the 70's.Oooh, and "Day of the Triffids"--a killer plant movie of the 60's.