What are some fantastically bad films that I can screen for my coworkers?- Page 3

[hrh_annette]

Posted: 11/13/05 at 1:24am

How could I forget "Night of the Lepus". Any list of bad movies should have at least one killer rabbit movie of the 70's.Oooh, and "Day of the Triffids"--a killer plant movie of the 60's.

[SueleenGay]

Posted: 11/13/05 at 9:45am

Oh, come on, people!
Lonley Lady (with a GROWN UP Pia Zadora and the late Lloyd Bochner) is one of the all time greatest. Watch it all the way through...you won't want to miss the final scene.
Hudson Hawk with Bruce Willis and Sandra Bernhard...just WOW.

I guess it goes without saying Valley of the Dolls...

[My Fair Lady]

Posted: 11/13/05 at 10:54am

1998 remake of Psycho

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 11/13/05 at 11:12am

Piranha is a fantastically bad horror flick. The little plastic fish swimming by are hilarious. My family used to go to the park where it was filmed - Aquarina Springs in San Marcos, Texas. It was made famous in the 60s by a diving and swimming pig named Ralph, who appeared on To Tell the Truth. It was a gorgeous park that included glass-bottom boats, the underwater Mermaid ballet, and the chickens that would dance or play Tic-Tac-Toe. It went by the wayside in the 80s and shuttered. I think it is now a research facility for Texas State University.

I did see Santa Claus Conquers the Martians. I also reember a bizarre Japanese film in which Santa Claus was pitted against the Devil that was particularly awful.

[Mr Roxy]

Posted: 11/13/05 at 4:18pm

Empire of the Ants - a pre dynasty Joan Collins & large paper mache ants with the wires visible

The Island of Dr Moreau - Marlon Brando resembling the Goodyear blimp in a caftan

Santa Claus Conquers The Martians - with a pre pubescent Pia Zadora

[Borstalboy]

Posted: 11/13/05 at 4:26pm

I've said it before and I'll say it again...you gotta take a bite of...
THE APPLE

[Mr Roxy]

Posted: 11/13/05 at 4:27pm

How about "The Green Slime" ?

[tz0o]

Posted: 11/13/05 at 7:47pm

Swimfan, anyone?

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 11/13/05 at 8:15pm

The Stuff - Horror film about killer yogurt.

[MrMidwest]

Posted: 11/15/05 at 9:36pm

Teen Witch
Tuff Turf
The Pirate Movie
Night Warning (if you can get a hold of this film, do so, Susan Tyrrell's performance is like nothing I've ever seen before)
Invitation to Hell
Boxing Helena
Night of the Demons
Sorority Babes in the Slimebowl-o-rama
Ladies and Gentleman..the Fabulous Stains

Updated On: 11/16/05 at 09:36 PM

[MrMidwest]

Posted: 12/1/05 at 10:38am

Sum'more:
Night of the Comet
Elvira Mistress of the Dark
Delta Delta Die
Nightmare Sisters

[JailyardGuy]

Posted: 12/1/05 at 10:39am

If you want something that's not only bad, but will generate RIDICULOUS amounts of astounded conversation and hours of "What in the fiery burning hell WAS THAT CRAP?!", show them "What the Bleep Do We Know?"

It's hysterically awful, and absolutely IMPOSSIBLE to follow, but it does have Marlee Matlin.

[Borstalboy]

Posted: 12/1/05 at 11:01am

I LOOOVE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE FABULOUS STAINS!!!

[MrMidwest]

Posted: 4/6/06 at 2:20pm

So have you seen any of the films that people have suggested since this thread was started, Evelyn?

I thought of a few more:
-Color of Night (Can someone please explain to me what relevance Bruce Willis not being able to see red has to the plot of this film? What a ridiculous movie).
-Cheerleader Camp
-Slumber Party Massacre
-Confessions of Sorority Girls

Updated On: 4/7/06 at 02:20 PM

[Elphaba]

Posted: 4/6/06 at 2:27pm

Horror Hotel

[Garland Grrrl]

Posted: 4/6/06 at 2:34pm

Queen of Outerspace ~ w/ Zsa Zsa Gabor is quotable
"I hate her! I hate that QVEEN!"

TORCHSONG~ starring joan crawford
oh it's delectible!!

SHOWGIRLS~
"That's because you're a whore darlin'"


THE BEGUILED~ fabulous gothic psycho-sexual action in a girls school during the civil war w/ the incomparable geraldine page and clint eastwood. fantastic moments of hysteria by the tragic elizabeth hartmann. i 've loved this movie since i was a child.

[BrianWilsonFan]

Posted: 4/6/06 at 2:39pm

Cube (1997) Ai yi yi...

[Holly Therese]

Posted: 4/6/06 at 3:38pm

Howard the Duck...classic

[Magdalene]

Posted: 4/6/06 at 4:02pm

Food Of The Gods

Kingdom Of The Spiders

[children&art]

Posted: 4/6/06 at 4:16pm

Swamp Thing
National Lampoon's Class Reunion
Faster Pussycat, Kill! Kill!
APE: Attack of the Giant Horny Gorilla
Shock Treatment
Let My Puppets Come
Barbarella

and sueleengay - i LOVE Hudson Hawk, it's not bad, it's great fun!

[Dirty Rotten Scoundrel]

Posted: 4/6/06 at 4:18pm

A classic film turkey: Plan 9 From Outer Space

I second that...that was the first movie to pop into my mind. Bella Lugosi (spelling wow I apologize) died half way through filming and they used the same shot of him about 10 times. It really is laugh out loud funny because it's so horrible.

[justagirl2]

Posted: 4/6/06 at 4:27pm

I second Showgirls and any Lifetime movie, especially She's Too Young, which is my personal fave. I recently watched Stolen Women, Captured Hearts with Janine Turner, in which two women are captured by Sioux Indians and fall in love with them and all that. Hysterical.

Dungeons & Dragons is also completely horrible.

[doodlenyc]

Posted: 4/6/06 at 4:34pm

Invasion of the Bee Girls
Beyond the Valley of the Dolls
The Cobra Woman
Satan's Cheerleaders

Night of the Comet and The Beguiled should not be mentioned in this thread because they are both great films, imo.

[doodlenyc]

Posted: 4/6/06 at 4:39pm

For TV movies, I HAVE to recommend "Hollywood Wives" as one of the funniest things I've ever seen...and it is about 6 hours long! Fabulous!

Also, the movie when Meredith Baxter Birney has bulimia and the one where Judith Light beats up her husband.

[Calvin]

Posted: 4/6/06 at 4:44pm

If it hasn't been mentioned yet:

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