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What are some fantastically bad films that I can screen for my coworkers?
#50re: What are some fantastically bad films that I can screen for my coworker
Posted: 11/13/05 at 1:24amHow could I forget "Night of the Lepus". Any list of bad movies should have at least one killer rabbit movie of the 70's.Oooh, and "Day of the Triffids"--a killer plant movie of the 60's.
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SueleenGay
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#51re: What are some fantastically bad films that I can screen for my coworker
Posted: 11/13/05 at 9:45am
Oh, come on, people!
Lonley Lady (with a GROWN UP Pia Zadora and the late Lloyd Bochner) is one of the all time greatest. Watch it all the way through...you won't want to miss the final scene.
Hudson Hawk with Bruce Willis and Sandra Bernhard...just WOW.
I guess it goes without saying Valley of the Dolls...
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#52re: What are some fantastically bad films that I can screen for my coworker
Posted: 11/13/05 at 10:54am1998 remake of Psycho
#53re: What are some fantastically bad films that I can screen for my coworker
Posted: 11/13/05 at 11:12am
Piranha is a fantastically bad horror flick. The little plastic fish swimming by are hilarious. My family used to go to the park where it was filmed - Aquarina Springs in San Marcos, Texas. It was made famous in the 60s by a diving and swimming pig named Ralph, who appeared on To Tell the Truth. It was a gorgeous park that included glass-bottom boats, the underwater Mermaid ballet, and the chickens that would dance or play Tic-Tac-Toe. It went by the wayside in the 80s and shuttered. I think it is now a research facility for Texas State University.
I did see Santa Claus Conquers the Martians. I also reember a bizarre Japanese film in which Santa Claus was pitted against the Devil that was particularly awful.
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#54re: What are some fantastically bad films that I can screen for my coworker
Posted: 11/13/05 at 4:18pm
Empire of the Ants - a pre dynasty Joan Collins & large paper mache ants with the wires visible
The Island of Dr Moreau - Marlon Brando resembling the Goodyear blimp in a caftan
Santa Claus Conquers The Martians - with a pre pubescent Pia Zadora
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#55re: What are some fantastically bad films that I can screen for my coworker
Posted: 11/13/05 at 4:26pm
I've said it before and I'll say it again...you gotta take a bite of...
THE APPLE
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#56re: What are some fantastically bad films that I can screen for my coworker
Posted: 11/13/05 at 4:27pmHow about "The Green Slime" ?
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#57re: What are some fantastically bad films that I can screen for my coworker
Posted: 11/13/05 at 7:47pmSwimfan, anyone?
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#58re: What are some fantastically bad films that I can screen for my coworker
Posted: 11/13/05 at 8:15pmThe Stuff - Horror film about killer yogurt.
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MrMidwest
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#59re: What are some fantastically bad films that I can screen for my coworker
Posted: 11/15/05 at 9:36pm
Teen Witch
Tuff Turf
The Pirate Movie
Night Warning (if you can get a hold of this film, do so, Susan Tyrrell's performance is like nothing I've ever seen before)
Invitation to Hell
Boxing Helena
Night of the Demons
Sorority Babes in the Slimebowl-o-rama
Ladies and Gentleman..the Fabulous Stains
"The gods who nurse this universe think little of mortals' cares. They sit in crowds on exclusive clouds and laugh at our love affairs. I might have had a real romance if they'd given me a chance. I loved him, but he didn't love me. I wanted him, but he didn't want me. Then the gods had a spree and indulged in another whim. Now he loves me, but I don't love him." - Cole Porter
Updated On: 11/16/05 at 09:36 PM
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#60re: What are some fantastically bad films that I can screen for my coworker
Posted: 12/1/05 at 10:38am
Sum'more:
Night of the Comet
Elvira Mistress of the Dark
Delta Delta Die
Nightmare Sisters
"The gods who nurse this universe think little of mortals' cares. They sit in crowds on exclusive clouds and laugh at our love affairs. I might have had a real romance if they'd given me a chance. I loved him, but he didn't love me. I wanted him, but he didn't want me. Then the gods had a spree and indulged in another whim. Now he loves me, but I don't love him." - Cole Porter
#61re: What are some fantastically bad films that I can screen for my coworker
Posted: 12/1/05 at 10:39am
If you want something that's not only bad, but will generate RIDICULOUS amounts of astounded conversation and hours of "What in the fiery burning hell WAS THAT CRAP?!", show them "What the Bleep Do We Know?"
It's hysterically awful, and absolutely IMPOSSIBLE to follow, but it does have Marlee Matlin.
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Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
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#62re: What are some fantastically bad films that I can screen for my coworker
Posted: 12/1/05 at 11:01amI LOOOVE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE FABULOUS STAINS!!!
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
~ Muhammad Ali
MrMidwest
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#64re: What are some fantastically bad films that I can screen for my coworker
Posted: 4/6/06 at 2:20pm
So have you seen any of the films that people have suggested since this thread was started, Evelyn?
I thought of a few more:
-Color of Night (Can someone please explain to me what relevance Bruce Willis not being able to see red has to the plot of this film? What a ridiculous movie).
-Cheerleader Camp
-Slumber Party Massacre
-Confessions of Sorority Girls
"The gods who nurse this universe think little of mortals' cares. They sit in crowds on exclusive clouds and laugh at our love affairs. I might have had a real romance if they'd given me a chance. I loved him, but he didn't love me. I wanted him, but he didn't want me. Then the gods had a spree and indulged in another whim. Now he loves me, but I don't love him." - Cole Porter
Updated On: 4/7/06 at 02:20 PM
#65re: What are some fantastically bad films that I can screen for my coworker
Posted: 4/6/06 at 2:27pm
Horror Hotel
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#66re: What are some fantastically bad films that I can screen for my coworker
Posted: 4/6/06 at 2:34pm
Queen of Outerspace ~ w/ Zsa Zsa Gabor is quotable
"I hate her! I hate that QVEEN!"
TORCHSONG~ starring joan crawford
oh it's delectible!!
SHOWGIRLS~
"That's because you're a whore darlin'"
THE BEGUILED~ fabulous gothic psycho-sexual action in a girls school during the civil war w/ the incomparable geraldine page and clint eastwood. fantastic moments of hysteria by the tragic elizabeth hartmann. i 've loved this movie since i was a child.
Mind is Mantra.
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#67re: What are some fantastically bad films that I can screen for my coworker
Posted: 4/6/06 at 2:39pmCube (1997) Ai yi yi...
#68re: What are some fantastically bad films that I can screen for my coworker
Posted: 4/6/06 at 3:38pmHoward the Duck...classic
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#69re: What are some fantastically bad films that I can screen for my coworker
Posted: 4/6/06 at 4:02pm
Food Of The Gods
Kingdom Of The Spiders
"NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!"
#70re: What are some fantastically bad films that I can screen for my coworker
Posted: 4/6/06 at 4:16pm
Swamp Thing
National Lampoon's Class Reunion
Faster Pussycat, Kill! Kill!
APE: Attack of the Giant Horny Gorilla
Shock Treatment
Let My Puppets Come
Barbarella
and sueleengay - i LOVE Hudson Hawk, it's not bad, it's great fun!
Don't f*ck with me fellas. This ain't my first time at the rodeo.
#71re: What are some fantastically bad films that I can screen for my coworker
Posted: 4/6/06 at 4:18pm
A classic film turkey: Plan 9 From Outer Space
I second that...that was the first movie to pop into my mind. Bella Lugosi (spelling wow I apologize) died half way through filming and they used the same shot of him about 10 times. It really is laugh out loud funny because it's so horrible.
#72re: What are some fantastically bad films that I can screen for my coworker
Posted: 4/6/06 at 4:27pm
I second Showgirls and any Lifetime movie, especially She's Too Young, which is my personal fave. I recently watched Stolen Women, Captured Hearts with Janine Turner, in which two women are captured by Sioux Indians and fall in love with them and all that. Hysterical.
Dungeons & Dragons is also completely horrible.
#73re: What are some fantastically bad films that I can screen for my coworker
Posted: 4/6/06 at 4:34pm
Invasion of the Bee Girls
Beyond the Valley of the Dolls
The Cobra Woman
Satan's Cheerleaders
Night of the Comet and The Beguiled should not be mentioned in this thread because they are both great films, imo.
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#74re: What are some fantastically bad films that I can screen for my coworker
Posted: 4/6/06 at 4:39pm
For TV movies, I HAVE to recommend "Hollywood Wives" as one of the funniest things I've ever seen...and it is about 6 hours long! Fabulous!
Also, the movie when Meredith Baxter Birney has bulimia and the one where Judith Light beats up her husband.
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
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#75re: What are some fantastically bad films that I can screen for my coworker
Posted: 4/6/06 at 4:44pm
If it hasn't been mentioned yet:
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