What is your favorite oxymoron? — Page 2

#26

what is your favorite oxymoron?

Posted: 7/15/06 at 10:55am

Are "billygoats" boys? If so, then billygoatgirl is indeed an oxymoron.

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#27

what is your favorite oxymoron?

Posted: 7/15/06 at 11:01am

Microsoft Works.

#28

what is your favorite oxymoron?

Posted: 7/15/06 at 11:24am

Indeed spider! I PMed BSoB the story of how my daughter's screename came to be.

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#29

what is your favorite oxymoron?

Posted: 7/15/06 at 2:04pm

America's Got Talent
reality TV

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#30

what is your favorite oxymoron?

Posted: 7/15/06 at 2:09pm

ox·y·mo·ron ( P ) Pronunciation Key (ks-môrn, -mr-)
n. pl. ox·y·mo·ra (-môr, -mr) or ox·y·mo·rons
A rhetorical figure in which incongruous or contradictory terms are combined, as in a deafening silence and a mournful optimist.

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#31

what is your favorite oxymoron?

Posted: 7/15/06 at 7:35pm

Gay Marriage

Oh, just kidding. I just wanted to beat Gothampc to the punch.

#32

what is your favorite oxymoron?

Posted: 7/15/06 at 9:20pm

Gay Republican?

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#33

what is your favorite oxymoron?

Posted: 7/15/06 at 9:52pm

Not to be punny...

But I edited this message because I'm not thinking straight and I can't come up with another oxymoron.

Updated On: 7/15/06 at 09:52 PM

#34

what is your favorite oxymoron?

Posted: 7/15/06 at 10:02pm

Anarchy rules!

#35

what is your favorite oxymoron?

Posted: 7/15/06 at 10:11pm

Vacuums blow!

#36

what is your favorite oxymoron?

Posted: 7/19/06 at 9:29am

Pertaining to deceased celebrities: Rest in peace

#37

what is your favorite oxymoron?

Posted: 7/19/06 at 10:36am

Compassionate conservative.

#38

what is your favorite oxymoron?

Posted: 7/19/06 at 10:39am

democratic leadership

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Updated On: 7/19/06 at 10:39 AM