What is your favorite oxymoron?
What is your favorite oxymoron?
#0 What is your favorite oxymoron?
Posted: 7/14/06 at 6:18pmMine? Easy, billygoatgirl
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
ZONEACE
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/10/05
#1re: What is your favorite oxymoron?
Posted: 7/14/06 at 6:31pmAdam Pascal Acting is mine.
when ducks grow thumbs then maybe my opinion will change.
#2what is your favorite oxymoron?
Posted: 7/14/06 at 6:33pmformer president-for-life.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
erikaamato
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/12/04
cheezedoodle
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/15/05
#4what is your favorite oxymoron?
Posted: 7/14/06 at 6:49pmI was married to mine for a short period. Well, as married as two guys can be - we owned a dog together.
"Oh Link...your pork is ready..." - Edna Turnblad
#6what is your favorite oxymoron?
Posted: 7/14/06 at 7:00pm...of course jumbo shrimp.
"He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion."
-- Author Unknown
jam_man
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/25/05
#7what is your favorite oxymoron?
Posted: 7/14/06 at 7:28pmCompassionate conservative.
"Who is Stephen Sondheim?" -roninjoey
"The man who wishes he had written Phantom of the Opera!" - SueleenGay
GO CARDINALS!!!
"The man who wishes he had written Phantom of the Opera!" - SueleenGay
GO CARDINALS!!!
SweetQintheLights
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/12/05
#9what is your favorite oxymoron?
Posted: 7/14/06 at 7:55pm
Hehe- I love oxymorons!
I don't have a favorite so I'm just going to name some...
Hell's Angels
random order
baby grand
deafening silence
disaster preparedness
go ahead, back up (someone said that to me today!)
passive aggressive
same difference
unbiased opinion
Legally drunk
Twelve-ounce pound cake
Old News
Microsoft Works 
"How bout a little black dress?"~hannahshule
"I have a penis, not a vagina." ~munkustrap178
#10what is your favorite oxymoron?
Posted: 7/14/06 at 8:14pm
Creation scientist
(That is, until Bush is out of office and the "George W. Bush Library" is opened)
Updated On: 7/14/06 at 08:14 PM
#11what is your favorite oxymoron?
Posted: 7/14/06 at 8:22pm
And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."
Updated On: 7/14/06 at 08:22 PM
#12what is your favorite oxymoron?
Posted: 7/14/06 at 10:27pmYep, military intelligence and jumbo shrimp have to rank up there as well.
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
#13what is your favorite oxymoron?
Posted: 7/14/06 at 10:34pmI think Q took all the good ones. How is OxyClean a oxymoron?
#14what is your favorite oxymoron?
Posted: 7/14/06 at 10:40pmHe is a "moron" who is pushing "Oxy"
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
#15what is your favorite oxymoron?
Posted: 7/14/06 at 10:50pm
Fine mess
American English
Awfully good
Criminal Justice
Dry wine
Mobile home
Pure evil
jam_man
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/25/05
#17what is your favorite oxymoron?
Posted: 7/14/06 at 10:56pm
Arrested Development
"Hey, that's the name of our show!"
"Who is Stephen Sondheim?" -roninjoey
"The man who wishes he had written Phantom of the Opera!" - SueleenGay
GO CARDINALS!!!
"The man who wishes he had written Phantom of the Opera!" - SueleenGay
GO CARDINALS!!!
SweetQintheLights
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/12/05
#18what is your favorite oxymoron?
Posted: 7/14/06 at 10:59pm
"president bush"
NOTHING can beat that! NOTHING!
"How bout a little black dress?"~hannahshule
"I have a penis, not a vagina." ~munkustrap178
jam_man
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/25/05
#19what is your favorite oxymoron?
Posted: 7/14/06 at 11:03pmI used to have a friend who was a caffeine-drinking, sailor-mouthed Morman. His life was one big oxymoron.
"Who is Stephen Sondheim?" -roninjoey
"The man who wishes he had written Phantom of the Opera!" - SueleenGay
GO CARDINALS!!!
"The man who wishes he had written Phantom of the Opera!" - SueleenGay
GO CARDINALS!!!
The Grovers Corners Yenta
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/3/04
#20what is your favorite oxymoron?
Posted: 7/14/06 at 11:22pmSafe sex.
"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.
SweetQintheLights
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/12/05
#21what is your favorite oxymoron?
Posted: 7/14/06 at 11:28pm
"Safe sex"
Absolutely wonderful! Brilliance!
"How bout a little black dress?"~hannahshule
"I have a penis, not a vagina." ~munkustrap178
BSoBW2
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/8/04
#23what is your favorite oxymoron?
Posted: 7/15/06 at 1:27am
"I think the term 'serious actor' is an oxymoron. Like 'airplane food.' Or 'Republican party.'" Johnny Depp
:) <3
Measure your life in love, RENTheads, and keep it always in your heart.
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Avatar: Me with Al Larson, Jonathan Larson's father.
#24what is your favorite oxymoron?
Posted: 7/15/06 at 3:58am
quiet Italian
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story...
AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
#25what is your favorite oxymoron?
Posted: 7/15/06 at 10:55amAre "billygoats" boys? If so, then billygoatgirl is indeed an oxymoron.
"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2
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