What's your new name?

#1

What's your new name?

Posted: 11/11/11 at 3:36pm

Per Michael Musto

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#2

What's your new name?

Posted: 11/11/11 at 3:41pm

Bathsheba Ginger Snatchberry Hoopla-Vindaloo.

I dig it.

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Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

#3

What's your new name?

Posted: 11/11/11 at 3:51pm

Mary Scary Cuntberry Mungojerry-Vindaloo!!!

But you can call me Cunty for short!

#4

What's your new name?

Posted: 11/11/11 at 4:14pm

Jesus Scary Twatberry CorineCohen-Vindaloo.

#5

What's your new name?

Posted: 11/11/11 at 4:15pm

Levi Posh Snatchberry Windy-Vindaloo

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#6

What's your new name?

Posted: 11/11/11 at 4:18pm

Anastasia Baby Vaginaberry Pomegranate-Vindaloo

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#7

What's your new name?

Posted: 11/11/11 at 4:56pm

Ruth Baby Snatchberry Snorkle-wacker Vindaloo

Try fitting that on the SAT form!

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"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien

#8

What's your new name?

Posted: 11/11/11 at 9:01pm

Eve Posh Cootchberry Harrington-Vindaloo

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Art has a double face, of expression and illusion.

#9

What's your new name?

Posted: 11/11/11 at 9:10pm

So welcome, Miss Cootchberry Harrington to this business we call show!

#10

What's your new name?

Posted: 11/12/11 at 1:53am

Esau Sporty Cockberry Chang-Vindaloo.

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"If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and then admit that we just don't want to do it." -Stephen Colbert

#11

What's your new name?

Posted: 11/12/11 at 11:19am

That's way too much work for me.

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KFTC!!!!!

#12

What's your new name?

Posted: 11/12/11 at 12:28pm

Mary Magdalene Posh Twatberry Berger-Vindaloo

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I know you. I know you. I know you.

#13

What's your new name?

Posted: 11/12/11 at 5:13pm

Isaiah Posh Poonberry Babushka-Vindaloo

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....but the world goes 'round

#14

What's your new name?

Posted: 11/15/11 at 5:21pm

Esther Ginger Cuntberry Weinberg-Vindaloo

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#15

What's your new name?

Posted: 11/15/11 at 6:20pm

Nimrod Posh Ballsberry Sondheim-Vindaloo

#16

What's your new name?

Posted: 11/16/11 at 9:59am

Daniel Ginger Fartberry Smith-Vindaloo

There's no charm to this. After two of them, they begin sound and look the same. When everyone's trying to pick the most outlandish things, nothing is outlandish anymore.

Go to hell, Michael Musto.

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#17

What's your new name?

Posted: 11/17/11 at 11:36am

Boaz Sporty Titberry Kravitz-Vindaloo

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It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956