What your facial hair says about YOU
What your facial hair says about YOU
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#1What your facial hair says about YOU
Posted: 6/25/09 at 12:02pm
I have to admit, I kinda find most of these guys kinda sexy. And if you can pull off the mutton chops, dass hot!
Finally! An explanation!
#2re: What your facial hair says about YOU
Posted: 6/25/09 at 12:05pm
Mutton Chops
Good For: Rock Stars, People with Adamantium Skeletons, Civil War Generals
LOL Civil War Generals!
#2re: What your facial hair says about YOU
Posted: 6/25/09 at 12:11pm
Slightly off-topic but...
I love bald guys with goatees!
Thankfully these are common with the gays :)
Unknown User
Joined: 12/31/69
#4re: What your facial hair says about YOU
Posted: 6/25/09 at 12:37pmMy facial hair says one thing: I hate to shave.
Link Larkin Wanabe
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/1/04
#5re: What your facial hair says about YOU
Posted: 6/25/09 at 12:48pm
Joe, I'm in the same boat. I look slightly homeless right now.
Akiva
nmartin
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/3/05
#6re: What your facial hair says about YOU
Posted: 6/25/09 at 12:51pmA man with a goatee always looks like Lenin or Trotsky.
#7re: What your facial hair says about YOU
Posted: 6/25/09 at 12:56pmChin Strap = Douchebag. True story.
Phyllis Rogers Stone
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
#8re: What your facial hair says about YOU
Posted: 6/25/09 at 1:03pmBut even the clean-shaven guy has a snarky caption. What does this website want from us?!
#9re: What your facial hair says about YOU
Posted: 6/25/09 at 1:08pmI guess the message is that everyone's an asshole.
#10re: What your facial hair says about YOU
Posted: 6/25/09 at 1:17pmPhyllis - I was thinking the same thing! Might as well wear any of them because no matter what you do, you'll look like a idiot.
#11re: What your facial hair says about YOU
Posted: 6/25/09 at 1:19pmOur firewall at work blocks the link. I'm clean shaven - can someone tell me what that says about me?
#12re: What your facial hair says about YOU
Posted: 6/25/09 at 1:39pm
Here you go Madbrian:
What You Think It Says About You: I care about my appearance, and I paid a lot of money for one of those five-blade razors, so I'm gonna get my money's worth.
What It Really Says About You: I am afraid to experiment with facial hair, because I have no idea what would happen. It might grow in all patchy and I'll look like the neighbor from The Burbs or something. It's better to just avoid it altogether.
Good For: Children, Women, The Terminally Ill
Sentence Heard From This Person: "I'd love to get coffee with you, I just have to finish some work. Shall we say Coffee Bean at 8:30? Tentatively?"
#13what your facial hair says to you...when no one is around
Posted: 6/25/09 at 1:45pmi want to see one discssing women's vulvular doos. what does the landing strip say? the full bush? the brazilian?
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
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#14re: What your facial hair says about YOU
Posted: 6/25/09 at 1:45pm
Thanks Dan, now I'll edit that to make it more personal:
What You Think It Says About You: I care about my appearance, and I paid a lot of money for one of those electric razors, so I'm gonna get my money's worth.
What It Really Says About You: I am afraid to see just how much gray will grow in. It might grow in all gray and I'll look like the neighbor from Home Alone or something. It's better to just avoid it altogether.
Unknown User
Joined: 12/31/69
#15re: What your facial hair says about YOU
Posted: 6/25/09 at 1:53pm
Papa:
"The landing strip"
What You Think It Says About You: "Bring that 747 down right here, Captain!
What It Really Says About You: "I see more touchdowns than O'Hare."
"The Full Bush"
What You Think It Says About You: "I'm a wild woman, an Amazon!"
What It Really Says About You: "You like this, check out my legs!"
"The Brazilian"
What You Think It Says About You: "This makes me look like a little girl again"
What It Really Says About You: "I'm a James Barbour fan!"
#16re: What your facial hair says about YOU
Posted: 6/25/09 at 1:54pmLMAO, Joe!!!!
#17what your facial hair says to you...when no one is around
Posted: 6/25/09 at 1:55pmjoe, that's at least seventeen times funnier than the actual piece.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#18what your facial hair says to you...when no one is around
Posted: 6/25/09 at 4:10pmLOL Joe that's priceless!
#19what your facial hair says to you...when no one is around
Posted: 6/26/09 at 9:15amMy facial hair says: I look like a pedophile with facial hair, so its worth shaving every couple days.
#20what your facial hair says to you...when no one is around
Posted: 6/26/09 at 10:07amvery funny, joe
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