I have to admit, I kinda find most of these guys kinda sexy. And if you can pull off the mutton chops, dass hot!
Finally! An explanation!
Mutton Chops
Good For: Rock Stars, People with Adamantium Skeletons, Civil War Generals
LOL Civil War Generals!
Slightly off-topic but...
I love bald guys with goatees!
Thankfully these are common with the gays :)
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
My facial hair says one thing: I hate to shave.
Joe, I'm in the same boat. I look slightly homeless right now.
Akiva
A man with a goatee always looks like Lenin or Trotsky.
Chin Strap = Douchebag. True story.
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
But even the clean-shaven guy has a snarky caption. What does this website want from us?!
I guess the message is that everyone's an asshole.
Phyllis - I was thinking the same thing! Might as well wear any of them because no matter what you do, you'll look like a idiot.
Our firewall at work blocks the link. I'm clean shaven - can someone tell me what that says about me?
Here you go Madbrian:
What You Think It Says About You: I care about my appearance, and I paid a lot of money for one of those five-blade razors, so I'm gonna get my money's worth.
What It Really Says About You: I am afraid to experiment with facial hair, because I have no idea what would happen. It might grow in all patchy and I'll look like the neighbor from The Burbs or something. It's better to just avoid it altogether.
Good For: Children, Women, The Terminally Ill
Sentence Heard From This Person: "I'd love to get coffee with you, I just have to finish some work. Shall we say Coffee Bean at 8:30? Tentatively?"
i want to see one discssing women's vulvular doos. what does the landing strip say? the full bush? the brazilian?
Thanks Dan, now I'll edit that to make it more personal:
What You Think It Says About You: I care about my appearance, and I paid a lot of money for one of those electric razors, so I'm gonna get my money's worth.
What It Really Says About You: I am afraid to see just how much gray will grow in. It might grow in all gray and I'll look like the neighbor from Home Alone or something. It's better to just avoid it altogether.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Papa:
"The landing strip"
What You Think It Says About You: "Bring that 747 down right here, Captain!
What It Really Says About You: "I see more touchdowns than O'Hare."
"The Full Bush"
What You Think It Says About You: "I'm a wild woman, an Amazon!"
What It Really Says About You: "You like this, check out my legs!"
"The Brazilian"
What You Think It Says About You: "This makes me look like a little girl again"
What It Really Says About You: "I'm a James Barbour fan!"
LMAO, Joe!!!!
joe, that's at least seventeen times funnier than the actual piece.
LOL Joe that's priceless!
My facial hair says: I look like a pedophile with facial hair, so its worth shaving every couple days.
very funny, joe
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