What your facial hair says about YOU

[Borstalboy]

What your facial hair says about YOU#1

Posted: 6/25/09 at 12:02pm

I have to admit, I kinda find most of these guys kinda sexy. And if you can pull off the mutton chops, dass hot!
Finally! An explanation!

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[blondebaby589]

re: What your facial hair says about YOU#2

Posted: 6/25/09 at 12:05pm

Mutton Chops
Good For: Rock Stars, People with Adamantium Skeletons, Civil War Generals

LOL Civil War Generals!

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[MTVMANN]

re: What your facial hair says about YOU#2

Posted: 6/25/09 at 12:11pm

Slightly off-topic but...

I love bald guys with goatees!

Thankfully these are common with the gays :)

[taylorPHENOMENON2]

re: What your facial hair says about YOU#3

Posted: 6/25/09 at 12:16pm

Hilarious.

[Unknown User]

re: What your facial hair says about YOU#4

Posted: 6/25/09 at 12:37pm

My facial hair says one thing: I hate to shave.

[Link Larkin Wanabe]

re: What your facial hair says about YOU#5

Posted: 6/25/09 at 12:48pm

Joe, I'm in the same boat. I look slightly homeless right now.

Akiva

[nmartin]

re: What your facial hair says about YOU#6

Posted: 6/25/09 at 12:51pm

A man with a goatee always looks like Lenin or Trotsky.

[blondebaby589]

re: What your facial hair says about YOU#7

Posted: 6/25/09 at 12:56pm

Chin Strap = Douchebag. True story.

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[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

re: What your facial hair says about YOU#8

Posted: 6/25/09 at 1:03pm

But even the clean-shaven guy has a snarky caption. What does this website want from us?!

[blondebaby589]

re: What your facial hair says about YOU#9

Posted: 6/25/09 at 1:08pm

I guess the message is that everyone's an asshole.

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[Mister Matt]

re: What your facial hair says about YOU#10

Posted: 6/25/09 at 1:17pm

Phyllis - I was thinking the same thing! Might as well wear any of them because no matter what you do, you'll look like a idiot.

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[madbrian]

re: What your facial hair says about YOU#11

Posted: 6/25/09 at 1:19pm

Our firewall at work blocks the link. I'm clean shaven - can someone tell me what that says about me?

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[danmag]

re: What your facial hair says about YOU#12

Posted: 6/25/09 at 1:39pm

Here you go Madbrian:

What You Think It Says About You: I care about my appearance, and I paid a lot of money for one of those five-blade razors, so I'm gonna get my money's worth.

What It Really Says About You: I am afraid to experiment with facial hair, because I have no idea what would happen. It might grow in all patchy and I'll look like the neighbor from The Burbs or something. It's better to just avoid it altogether.

Good For: Children, Women, The Terminally Ill

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[papalovesmambo]

what your facial hair says to you...when no one is around#13

Posted: 6/25/09 at 1:45pm

i want to see one discssing women's vulvular doos. what does the landing strip say? the full bush? the brazilian?

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[madbrian]

re: What your facial hair says about YOU#14

Posted: 6/25/09 at 1:45pm

Thanks Dan, now I'll edit that to make it more personal:

What You Think It Says About You: I care about my appearance, and I paid a lot of money for one of those electric razors, so I'm gonna get my money's worth.

What It Really Says About You: I am afraid to see just how much gray will grow in. It might grow in all gray and I'll look like the neighbor from Home Alone or something. It's better to just avoid it altogether.

"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg." -- Thomas Jefferson

[Unknown User]

re: What your facial hair says about YOU#15

Posted: 6/25/09 at 1:53pm

Papa:

"The landing strip"
What You Think It Says About You: "Bring that 747 down right here, Captain!

What It Really Says About You: "I see more touchdowns than O'Hare."

"The Full Bush"
What You Think It Says About You: "I'm a wild woman, an Amazon!"

What It Really Says About You: "You like this, check out my legs!"

"The Brazilian"
What You Think It Says About You: "This makes me look like a little girl again"

What It Really Says About You: "I'm a James Barbour fan!"

[danmag]

re: What your facial hair says about YOU#16

Posted: 6/25/09 at 1:54pm

LMAO, Joe!!!!

"This show had the WORST magnets on Broadway!"

[papalovesmambo]

what your facial hair says to you...when no one is around#17

Posted: 6/25/09 at 1:55pm

joe, that's at least seventeen times funnier than the actual piece.

r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective

[blondebaby589]

what your facial hair says to you...when no one is around#18

Posted: 6/25/09 at 4:10pm

LOL Joe that's priceless!

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[singtopher]

what your facial hair says to you...when no one is around#19

Posted: 6/26/09 at 9:15am

My facial hair says: I look like a pedophile with facial hair, so its worth shaving every couple days.

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[PalJoey]

what your facial hair says to you...when no one is around#20

Posted: 6/26/09 at 10:07am

very funny, joe