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#1

When Your GPA Is Low...

Posted: 12/18/04 at 12:28am

[To the tune of "How Lucky You Are" from SEUSSICAL:]

When your GPA is too low...
...and you're put on academic probation because you begged the college not to kick you out because not only was it your freshman year trying to adjust, but you were constantly sick and had a back injury and also flew to CA to see PETER PAN but you only missed one class for the trip anyway, and you struggled to make up all your work and study for tests and keep up with current work and memorize lines for a show while performing in another, so to help you withdraw from a class and thank God it didn't affect your GPA because then you would be OUTTA THERE for sure...

Tell Yourself:

HOW LUCKY YOU ARE!

How lucky-
How lucky-
How lukcy-
How lucky-
How lucky-
How lucky you ARE!
"The Spectacle has, indeed, an emotional attraction of its own, but, of all the parts, it is the least artistic, and connected least with the art of poetry. For the power of Tragedy, we may be sure, is felt even apart from representation and actors. Besides, the production of spectacular effects depends more on the art of the stage machinist than on that of the poet."
--Aristotle
#3

re: When Your GPA Is Low...

Posted: 12/18/04 at 12:32am

speaking of gpa... i believe i am a 3.0
"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed
#6

re: When Your GPA Is Low...

Posted: 12/18/04 at 12:34am

at least i have a cuter icon! HA! (damn, that doesn't count for much in the education world does it?)
"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed
#7

re: When Your GPA Is Low...

Posted: 12/18/04 at 12:35am

3.6 or something..blah!
"Chicago is it's own incredible theater town right there smack down in the middle of the heartland. What a great city! I can see why Oprah likes to live there!" - Dee Hoty :-D
#8

re: When Your GPA Is Low...

Posted: 12/18/04 at 12:35am

*waves hand at Caroline* But darling, Cosette is one of the most well-known characters on Broadway. She's pretty damn important, and adorable, too.
Real men are tenors.
#9

re: When Your GPA Is Low...

Posted: 12/18/04 at 12:37am

3.5, but that could change if I don't do as great in History.
"We like to snark around here. Sometimes we actually talk about theater...but we try not to let that get in our way." - dramamama611
#10

re: When Your GPA Is Low...

Posted: 12/18/04 at 12:38am

important to broadway, maybe. But c'mon. Jamie Bell is waaay cuter!
"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed
#11

re: When Your GPA Is Low...

Posted: 12/18/04 at 12:38am

I don't even know what those GPA numbers mean.
But let me put it this way. In OAC (grade 13 in Ontario), I had a 93% average.
First year of university, I had 79%.
Right now I'm batting around a 65%.
UGH.
#12

re: When Your GPA Is Low...

Posted: 12/18/04 at 12:39am

Well, Broadway is important to me. Therefore, Cosette is important to me. It's like math or something, I dunno.
Real men are tenors.
#13

re: When Your GPA Is Low...

Posted: 12/18/04 at 12:41am

eeewww Math! Alright, i admit it, i bow down to your legend status...
"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed
#14

re: When Your GPA Is Low...

Posted: 12/18/04 at 12:43am

Yep. It's one of the perks of becoming a Legend. Eventually, you get bored with me arguing my point over and over and you just give in to make ife easier.

But I must admit, Jamie is a darling.
Real men are tenors.
#15

re: When Your GPA Is Low...

Posted: 12/18/04 at 12:43am

3.7... probably -10,000,000,000,000.5678 because of f***ing geometry.
"The stage is where I live and come alive and act out all the things that go on in my life. It's not just what I do for a living, it's my shrink and my love affair. No one in my life has ever or ever will kiss me on the mouth like this lover called my relationship with my performance."
#17

re: When Your GPA Is Low...

Posted: 12/18/04 at 12:47am

re: When Your GPA Is Low...

it's funny because i've been staring at your pic for.... as long as you've had it, going: who the hell is that!? AHH COSETTE! now it makes sense!

awwww he's so cute!

"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed
#20

re: When Your GPA Is Low...

Posted: 12/18/04 at 12:53am

don't we all, don't we all. famous last words
"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed
#21

re: When Your GPA Is Low...

Posted: 12/18/04 at 12:53am

Current CGPA is 3.67 and fluxuating, at one of the hardest universities in North America. It's because I don't go out and instead bury my nose in....books.
BlueWizard's blog: The Rambling Corner HEDWIG: "The road is my home. In reflecting upon the people whom I have come upon in my travels, I cannot help but think of the people who have come upon me."
#22

re: When Your GPA Is Low...

Posted: 12/18/04 at 12:54am

where do you go to school/university?
"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed
#23

re: When Your GPA Is Low...

Posted: 12/18/04 at 1:06am

University of Toronto. The school has an (in)famous reputation of being extremely hard on your a$$, never giving you a break, forcing you to study 24/7, weeding people out every year, mistreating undergraduates, and making you work like you've never worked before. Studies have been done, and U of T undergrads have over twice the workload of Harvard students. By fourth year, you will have developed a hump and will have lost the will to live. re: When Your GPA Is Low...
BlueWizard's blog: The Rambling Corner HEDWIG: "The road is my home. In reflecting upon the people whom I have come upon in my travels, I cannot help but think of the people who have come upon me."

Updated On: 12/18/04 at 01:06 AM

#24

re: When Your GPA Is Low...

Posted: 12/18/04 at 1:08am

sounds like a blast. *crosses Uni. Toronto off list* have fun
re: When Your GPA Is Low...
"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed
#25

re: When Your GPA Is Low...

Posted: 12/18/04 at 1:19am

If you want a quality education at a respected academic institution in a vibrant city, come to U of T. But be prepared to work VERY hard for that education. I'm still deciding whether it has been worth it or not.
BlueWizard's blog: The Rambling Corner HEDWIG: "The road is my home. In reflecting upon the people whom I have come upon in my travels, I cannot help but think of the people who have come upon me."

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