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#1

When you flush your toilet....

Be sure to close the lid first. I saw this thing on the news about what happens if you DON'T close the lid, so I thought I'd spread the word. If you don't close the lid before you flush, sometimes...um..."particles" from whatever's in the toilet get thrust into the air and land on things. Things like YOUR TOOTHBRUSH. So it's always a good idea to close the lid before you flush. The end. Thank you. Have a nice night.
"If you are going to do something, do it well. And leave something witchy." -Charlie Manson
#2

re: When you flush your toilet....

PS: I'm not joking.
"If you are going to do something, do it well. And leave something witchy." -Charlie Manson
#3

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ew.
awkward.

"I think it was the Korean tour or something. They were all frickin' asian!" -Zoran912

#4

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I'm confused. Why should I worry about particles being thrust into the air and landing on my toothbrush? I wet my toothbrush in the toilet. What's going to get on it? The water in there is clean, isn't it?
scooter3843
#5

re: When you flush your toilet....

Yes, it's sparkling clean. You can actually drink from it too. I have a stack of cups next to my toilet.
"If you are going to do something, do it well. And leave something witchy." -Charlie Manson
#7

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I saw that somewhere too...ew. Especially if you share a bathroom.
#8

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It's not particles of the water only...it's the waste that's in the water. And it's really bad for you. With your logic, people would go around eating their own sh*t.
"If you are going to do something, do it well. And leave something witchy." -Charlie Manson
#9

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I share my bathroom and my toothbrush, so I don't have to worry.
scooter3843
#10

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this thread makes me vomit in my mouth. which is probably about as sanitary as the subject at hand! :/
awkward.

"I think it was the Korean tour or something. They were all frickin' asian!" -Zoran912

#11

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Why don't you just vomit in your toilet. I never use my mouth to vomit.
scooter3843
#13

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my computer isnt near my toilet, and i cant leave bww re: When you flush your toilet....
awkward.

"I think it was the Korean tour or something. They were all frickin' asian!" -Zoran912

#15

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You need to get high-speed internet access, a wireless router and a laptop, then you can take it to the bathroom and throw-up, or brush your teeth, or whatever. And, are you wearing Depends right now?

scooter3843

Updated On: 4/5/05 at 12:18 AM

#16

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As sick as the idea of it is (and it totally is!), I'd have to say I'm w/ Plum on this one. I haven't died or gotten deathly ill yet. The chances of me and/or my roommate actually remembering to keep up w/ this would be slim to none, so why get paranoid about it?
But when did New Hampshire become--Such a backward wasteland of seatbelt hating crazies?...I mean, only 40 people actually live there. The others are just visitors who come for the tax-free liquor and three inches of novelty coastline. John Hodgeman on The Daily Show (1-30-07)
#17

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People like to get freaked out about the risks they think they can control. So they'll panic constantly about things like touching anything in public toilets, or going on airplanes, when in reality they're killing themselves day by day with cheeseburgers and cigarettes.
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Cheeseburgers and cigarettes are very different than human waste. It's not that we think these things will kill us, but to know that you're brushing your teeth with fesces particles is nasty. And I'm a huge germaphobe. But Plum, if being conscious about touching things in public is too much for you, then I'm kind of gross out. I never touch a pole on the subway without taking out my Purell. Same with bathrooms. I think it's nasty. And it's proven that the more you keep up with your cleanliness, the less you get sick. So no, it won't kill you, but I wouldn't want to eat a Veggieburder or smoke a cigarette with hands that touched a public bathroom doorknob that was touched by a man that touched his manlyhood without washing his hands. WHo knows what has been where, and if you don't understand that then I find that really nasty.
"If you are going to do something, do it well. And leave something witchy." -Charlie Manson
#21

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Well, people drink spring water (over tap), all the time, but it's loaded with animal feces!
scooter3843
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Well, I'm assuming you must not eat out much, because I'd hate to imagine what goes on in most restaurants' kitchens! *totally just messing w/ you munk*
But when did New Hampshire become--Such a backward wasteland of seatbelt hating crazies?...I mean, only 40 people actually live there. The others are just visitors who come for the tax-free liquor and three inches of novelty coastline. John Hodgeman on The Daily Show (1-30-07)
#23

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And if you constantly disinfect everything, you're only creating stronger germs. Not to mention putting your immune system out of practice, so when you finally do get sick, it'll be pretty disasterous.


And do you know how dirty your mouth is in the first place? We've got more germs in there than dogs do, but we seem to live just fine anyway.

Updated On: 4/5/05 at 12:40 AM

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Actually, the notion that a dog's mouth is cleaner than a human's is a myth.

Obviously we have germs all over us. And in our mouths. Obviously, there's nothing you can do about that. I'm just talking about when I'm riding in the subway. Someone might sneeze, get some something on their hands, then hang onto to pole. Then I touch the same spot on my way to a restaurant, and touch my straw, bread, or whatever else I put in my mouth. So saying we have germs in our mouth is irrelevant - there's nothing we can do about that and they don't make us sick.
"If you are going to do something, do it well. And leave something witchy." -Charlie Manson
#25

re: When you flush your toilet....

Human bites can be as dangerous or more dangerous than animal bites because of the types of bacteria and viruses contained in the human mouth.

That's from the Mayo Clinic. Believe what you will.

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