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Where is Suri?
#25re: Where is Suri?
Posted: 7/9/06 at 11:37pmSuri hasn't been cast yet.
Dabadoll
Featured Actor Joined: 9/9/04
#26re: Right Here
Posted: 7/10/06 at 12:24am
She's got her father's eyes
Nepotism is only unfair when it helps other people.
donna_darko_23
Broadway Star Joined: 2/25/06
#27re: Right Here
Posted: 7/10/06 at 3:27am
It's all a big hoax.
That article gave me a good laugh though :)
I could see Tom Crazy pulling a Wacko Jacko and holding Suri over a hotel balcony. Or perhaps jumping WITH her on Oprah's couch, just to re-proclaim all that Katie love, of course.
#28re: Right Here
Posted: 7/10/06 at 4:11amSuri has probaby not been purchased yet. If they were to adopt, there would be a paper trail, proving that the whole thing was a sham. However, if they got her off of the black market...
SakeDad
Featured Actor Joined: 6/26/06
#29re: Right Here
Posted: 7/10/06 at 6:07amShe's FABULOUS!! All that fringe on top makes her look divine!!!
#30re: Right Here
Posted: 7/10/06 at 6:08am
But considering what an attention whore Cruise is, it's surprising that no photos of Suri have surfaced.
I think he's just pissy about the fact that Brad and Angelina's baby pictures sold for more money than he was offered, so he's doing it to spite them.
JerseyGirl, gee, I thought Scientology could cure autism.
Wanting life but never knowing how
#31re: Right Here
Posted: 7/10/06 at 10:21am
I don't buy the whole "no magazine will meet demanded prices" thing. I'm sure those magazines would shell out looooooooooads of money for those pictures.
I actually do think the whole fake pregnancy would make sense, except that Katie Holmes really looked very pregnant. Unless she just gained a lot of weight to swell up her face and arms and then just wore a pillow under her dress.
One day I'm going to try that. It might be fun..
#32re: Right Here
Posted: 7/10/06 at 10:47amApparently Dakota Fanning was approached to play Suri, but Dakota declined stating "Tom, I'm a teenager and we were in a movie together before Katie got pregnant. Besides, playing your daughter was scarier than the movie itself"
#33re: Right Here
Posted: 7/10/06 at 10:57amAh! Dakota's a teenager now??
#34re: Right Here
Posted: 7/10/06 at 11:13amMaybe not - she's somewhere between 12 and 13 I thought
SueleenGay
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/9/03
#35re: Right Here
Posted: 7/10/06 at 11:25amThis whole thing makes me think of "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf."
Auggie27
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/13/03
#36re: Right Here
Posted: 7/10/06 at 11:29am
In a sea of odd and random angles, the weirdest aspect is one early in this thread -- this oddly postponed marriage. Why would they wait? Until they have a movie opening?
Creepy, this sort of media focus. It's starting to feel like the summer before 9/11. When Anne Heche released her book and we had Gary Condon 24/7 asserting his innocence.
#37re: Right Here
Posted: 7/10/06 at 11:46amAnd people were up in arms when Rosie came out because how she talked about Tom Cruise. Imagine if Tom came out...
Sleeper2
Leading Actor Joined: 2/8/06
#38At Barbour's house
Posted: 7/10/06 at 12:01pmJames Barbour is babysitting Suri until TomKat are back from Scientology-R-Us. They're stocking up on all the requisite brainwashing equipment and baby clothes.
LionessInWinter
Broadway Star Joined: 8/23/05
#39At Barbour's house
Posted: 7/10/06 at 12:39pm
It gets curiouser and curiouser...
Suri birth certificate
#40At Barbour's house
Posted: 7/10/06 at 12:53pmThat's weird. I never thought Suri existed. If she does exist, God bless America.
#41At Barbour's house
Posted: 7/10/06 at 1:38pm
The child has no middle name? Her name is just Suri Cruise? That alone is weird.
Apparently scientology can't sure autism because Scientologists don't have children with autism. They have bad reactions to carpet cleaning chemicals. They can, however, cure homosexuality.
And Auggie, I could hit you for bringing up Anne Heche's book! I had just recently felt whole again since listening to the audiobook. That should be required listening to anyone who thinks they might be crazy. That bitch is NUTS. The audio is MUCH better than the book itself.
And Dakota apparently turned 12 in February, Craig.
#42At Barbour's house
Posted: 7/10/06 at 1:39pm
A lot of people have no middle name, JG2.
Me, for instance. But I'll let it go this time, missy.
#43At Barbour's house
Posted: 7/10/06 at 1:44pmNo, I meant that it was weird in the world of celebrity. I thought they ALL had at least one middle name.
#44At Barbour's house
Posted: 7/10/06 at 1:44pmRath is just being contrary today...pay her no mind.
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
Kringas
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/27/05
#45At Barbour's house
Posted: 7/10/06 at 1:49pmOdd, since she just said a few days ago on another threat that Rathnait was her middle name.
Unknown User
Joined: 12/31/69
#46At Barbour's house
Posted: 7/10/06 at 2:16pm
The doctor who signed the birth certificate didn't witness the birth? The Certificate wasn't issued until weeks after the birth? It was sworn to by a "Friend"?
Could it be that Jack Ruby, working with the Russian Mob, purchased baby "Suri" from a woman who works at Area 51 as a cook and delivered her to Tom on a plane owned by Dick Cheney? Ken Lay set up the deal in exchange for help faking his death. We're through the looking glass here, people!
#47At Barbour's house
Posted: 7/10/06 at 2:59pmWow this is twisted.
Bluemoon
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
#48At Barbour's house
Posted: 7/10/06 at 3:06pm
YIPES! I just posted a duplicate.
Updated On: 7/10/06 at 03:06 PM
#50At Barbour's house
Posted: 7/10/06 at 5:05pm
I agree, this IS like "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf."
Wonder how long they'll keep it up. I mean who does that to a birth certificate? That little document follows you around your whole life, so you don't want to have some unidentifiable "friend" with crappy penmanship scribbling on it.
As I said on another thread: She'll soon be known as "Suri With the Freak Called 'Pop'."
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