Mojito me, please. I need it.
I just learned that my apt complex is once again acting illegally and trying to make us pay them extra BACKrent because they put the wrong amount on our lease. So, clearly, it is our fault!
Ah, yes... and I must be at work at 7:30 tomorrow.
Well, isn't this day shaping up nicely?
"My friends have made the story of my life."
-Helen Keller