Broadway Legend Joined: 9/6/08
"Then I'll get a white woman who's wearing a navy blue sweater."
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/6/08
BUMP
"I know! It healed! That's what I'm trying to tell you"
Those are both stumpers! Your quotes seem to be getting more and more obscure!
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/6/08
Thank you. I thought you'd get the first one for sure.
First is Garrett Morris in the "Gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whiteys I see" The start of his second verse.
Second is Alec Baldwin in the Gap Girls sketch.
"It's funny. It's funny 'cause it's bigger then a normal sized hat!"
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/6/08
"I don't know about your son, but I can do the robot."
First is Norm MacDonald as Burt Reynolds in Jeopardy.
Second is Tim Meadows as Dr. Poop.
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/6/08
Yup.
"This one time, I was with some friends on a boat, and this guy was like "Come to the back of the boat""
Haha! Jimmy Fallon as Adam Sandler.
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/6/08
"This is where you're headed! Welcome to hell!!"
David Spade in his Hollywood Minute commenting on Macaulay Culkin.
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/6/08
This is very obvious, But I love this!
"Republicans are teachers. Democrats are students. Don't vote donkey, Wouldn't be prudent"
Dana as Bush again!
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/6/08
Did I already do that? I am sorry, I don't remember.
I know I didn't do this one.
"I'm not bragging, but it's not bad to brag when you're just like Jack Black, but better."
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/6/08
Here's another.
"Can I still take a bath with you?"
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/6/08
Here's another.
"Can I still take a bath with you?"
No effing clue!
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/6/08
First is Steve Carell in his monologue.
Second is Norm Macdonald in Sarcasam 101.
Ok, I think I'm gonna take a break because honestly, it's not easy to remember so many quotes.
I'll start it up again in a little while.
I'll take over for you, Broadwaynerd!
"But you have to get a boost!"
Natalie Portman... 'it's our entire way of life'
"Come fly with me!"
Virgania Horsen!
Here's one: "Look, we want cash! That look like a big-ass food stamp!"
"Don't get me started. Don't even get me started."
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/19/06
^ Molly Shannon's standup!
Hey, it's Broadwaynerd101.
Heres one for Media. "Way to move the chains!"
Updated On: 3/2/09 at 09:27 PM
That's right ifuweregay93! Shannon's character was Jeannie Darcy, an unfunny mullet-haired stand-up comedian.
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/10/08
Ifuweregay, it's Andy Samberg's kid character in that dying-wish sportscaster sketch. It's actually "that'll move the chains"!
OK:
"When I drove by a defunct Meineke Muffler Shop in Englewood, New Jersey ... I knew what I had to do!"
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/19/06
He also said "Way to move the chains" at one point.
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