Who said this SNL quote? Game!

[Broadwaynerd101]

Posted: 9/10/08 at 9:22pm

Thought this would be a fun game!!

This is from the opening song "Tonight" sung by Steve Martin and the 1991 cast.

Which castmember said this quote?

" I don't have any lines. I'm not in the show. But somthing tells me that if I were I'd be ready to go"

(Yours don't have to be as hard and so detailed)
Updated On: 9/10/08 at 09:22 PM

[heathurr2]

Posted: 9/10/08 at 9:24pm

I don't actually know, but I just have to post this quote because it popped into my head when I saw this thread.

"I would like... to feed your fingertips to the wolverines."

[Broadwaynerd101]

Posted: 9/10/08 at 9:25pm

That was good ol' Belushi. First sketch on the first episode on the first season!

Classic!!

[heathurr2]

Posted: 9/10/08 at 9:31pm

"Gee, this milk isn't too good. I'm still thirsty!"

[heathurr2]

Posted: 9/10/08 at 9:34pm

Also, a newer one:

"I'm best friends with all the muppets. I was invited to all their weddings, even Scooter. So, I think I know them a little better than you."

I'm just spitting out quotes left and right now.

[Marianne2]

Posted: 9/10/08 at 9:41pm

The milk one was from Gilda Radner. :) It was the Right to Extreme Stupidity League sketch. LOL! I love her.

[Broadwaynerd101]

Posted: 9/10/08 at 9:43pm

Here's an easy one

"Everytime they're having sex, they have to go to the closest national monument"

[madbrian]

Posted: 9/10/08 at 9:50pm

"What's all this fuss I keep hearing about violins on television?"

[heathurr2]

Posted: 9/10/08 at 9:51pm

I got the exact quoting of the muppet one wrong, but here's the link.
http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/clips/penelope-traffic-school/227154/

[heathurr2]

Posted: 9/10/08 at 9:53pm

"What's all this fuss I keep hearing about violins on television?"

Gilda!

[Broadwaynerd101]

Posted: 9/10/08 at 9:53pm

"And Steve Martin in Leap Of Faith. I was gonna go see it but I was sick that day!"

[Pippin]

Posted: 9/10/08 at 10:05pm

"" I don't have any lines. I'm not in the show. But somthing tells me that if I were I'd be ready to go"


tim meadows


who, during a sketch, improvised:

"do you guys think it's weird that we're wearing the exact same things we were four days ago?'

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 9/11/08 at 12:17am

"This party is literally worse than the Holocaust."

One of my favorite lines of anything anywhere.

[uncageg]

Posted: 9/11/08 at 12:28am

Who said - "It's a floor wax and a dessert topping!"

(My favorite SNL line)

[killertofu333]

Posted: 9/11/08 at 12:46am

*Knock* *knock*

"Who is it?"

"Candygram...Rarrrrrrrrrr"

Totally classic I love a good shark sketch

[Cruel_Sandwich]

Posted: 9/11/08 at 3:12am

Chevy Chase

Who said this:

"Magic Johnson then called this "The worst thing that has EVER happened to me.""

[nygrl23]

Posted: 9/11/08 at 7:18am

>>"do you guys think it's weird that we're wearing the exact same things we were four days ago?'

David Spade during a Gap Girls sketch.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 9/11/08 at 8:45am

"Wow! That's great bass!"

[mc1227]

Posted: 9/11/08 at 9:09am

"Wow, that's great bass"

Dan Ackroyd in the blend-o-matic commerical??

How about this one:

"Would you care to partake in chicken embryos and fried swine flesh"

Updated On: 9/11/08 at 09:09 AM

[Craig]

Posted: 9/11/08 at 9:32am

We Need More Cowbell!

C-I-L-L my landlord

(paraphrasing) This is Suzy. She's 8 years old and she's also addicted to pac-man. Tonight Suzy will earn 2.25 the hard way. A nickel at a time.


I'm not a very strong swimmer

[Unknown User]

Posted: 9/11/08 at 10:14am

It was the Bass-o-matic commercial but that was Laraine Newman's one line it- as she swigged down a big glass of pulverized fish....

[Marianne2]

Posted: 9/11/08 at 10:17am

I love the cowbell sketch! Christopher Walken is awesome!

This one is probably really easy:
"Merry Christmas, dammit!"

[Borstalboy]

Posted: 9/11/08 at 10:24am

Eighties ladies:

"...and it felt like someone put a bundt cake ring over my head...and the frosting turned into flames and the raisins into demons and I threw...up...my...hands...and I said DEMONIC RAISINS I REBUKE YOU!!"

And:

"So lets stand up shall we? With our feet we riiise and we're creating...what? A line! Yes! And see how my feet are positioned so I can walk wherever I like. You can tell I'm a former model...thank you."

[uncageg]

Posted: 9/11/08 at 10:59am

Well mine was Jane Curtain

Here is a very easy one and one of my all time favorites:

"Jane, you ignorant misguided slut"

[Jon]

Posted: 9/11/08 at 11:12am

Ackroyd.

Who sang the following song:

Mama...
I love you more than Richard Gere loves the Dalai
Llama...
He was pretty good in Sommersby, which was a melo-
Drama...