Why help a kid get into AMDA when you can pay for Jamie McGonnigal’s wedding? - Page 10

[EricMontreal22]

Posted: 12/13/12 at 6:26pm

Don't forget, he offered options. You can be a fat virgin in your parent's basement OR singing open mike at some place I've never heard of because I'm always in my parent's basement being a virgin and eating and have yet to go to New York.

[Marianne2]

Posted: 12/13/12 at 6:30pm

I guess I fail too. I've been to Don't Tell Mama, but not for open mike night. It was for Seth Rudetsky's Broadway Chatterbox. Ooh! Does that make him a fat virgin too? And all the people he has interviewed? I guess that would be a crap load of celebrities who appeared on the Broadway stage.

[PalJoey]

Posted: 12/13/12 at 6:34pm

All I can say is...James Van Beaumont and Lawrence LaRue are starf*ckers.

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 12/13/12 at 6:42pm

It just shows that once again that delusional, self-entitled narcissists exist everywhere. Or, as I say when I think of a few folks I know, bitches, be bitches.

On a positive note, it further validates that we are all the same.

And, in response to his screed, I donated a bit more money to to Ali Forney Center. They got hit really hard by Sandy.

[iluvtheatertrash]

Posted: 12/13/12 at 6:50pm

So, Eric, that would make you a Don't Tell Mama's Virgin? He wasn't very specific about what TYPE of virgins we should be. Treadmill Virgins?

[NYadgal]

Posted: 12/13/12 at 7:06pm

"I'm 10 years old and I waaaaaaannnnnnt a WEDDING!"

*stomps foot*

- J. McBenefit

[PalJoey]

Posted: 12/13/12 at 7:07pm

So much for Fat Virgins...

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 12/13/12 at 7:08pm

Uh-oh, "Fat Virgins" got deleted. Enjoy this thread while you can!

[iluvtheatertrash]

Posted: 12/13/12 at 7:08pm

Darnit to heck. I was having fun in the other thread.

This one's going to go soon, too. Jamie must've thrown a tantrum.

[NYadgal]

Posted: 12/13/12 at 7:09pm

Quick - someone save it, please!

I'll donate to the Save the Thread cause!

[iluvtheatertrash]

Posted: 12/13/12 at 7:12pm

Guys. In all seriousness... Let's think about this:

This thread probably makes Jamie feel persecuted. Now, we're all gonna have to pay for his honeymoon, too!!!

[NYadgal]

Posted: 12/13/12 at 7:17pm

He can go here for his honeymoon!

Updated On: 12/13/12 at 07:17 PM

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 12/13/12 at 7:18pm

This is going to put such a blight on the wedding. Hopefully his next wedding will the one that that his 40 year old self wanted for his ten year old self.

I have the entire thread saved, btw.

[iluvtheatertrash]

Posted: 12/13/12 at 7:28pm

I love you like a fat kid loves cake. And I should know, cause I'm fat AND a virgin.

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 12/13/12 at 7:30pm

Come to my mother's basement and I'll take care of that for you, baby.

[iluvtheatertrash]

Posted: 12/13/12 at 7:32pm

You perform liposuction?

[iluvtheatertrash]

Posted: 12/13/12 at 7:32pm

(This thread needs a 'like' button.)

[SueleenGay]

Posted: 12/13/12 at 7:37pm

Wait, there was a "Fat Virgins" thread? Dang, I missed it.

[iluvtheatertrash]

Posted: 12/13/12 at 7:40pm

It was only up for about 5 minutes. There were quite a few photos of Jamie. And apparently they deleted my "How do you like them apples?" comment with Jamie holding an apple.

[Marianne2]

Posted: 12/13/12 at 7:40pm

TLC needs to do a special episode of the Virgin Diaries on this thread. It will be awesome! And we'll all get money. And we won't share any of it, but with each other.

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 12/13/12 at 7:42pm

It's amazing to me how quickly some stuff gets deleted and how long some BS stays. I'm more convinced than ever that the mikey family of trolls are coming from inside Broadwayworld.

[iluvtheatertrash]

Posted: 12/13/12 at 7:43pm

You don't want to donate to Jamie's adoption application fee fund, Marianne? Or his future child's college fund?

[Kad]

Posted: 12/13/12 at 8:22pm

Holy ****ing **** what did I miss?!

[iluvtheatertrash]

Posted: 12/13/12 at 9:17pm

So. Much.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 12/13/12 at 9:47pm

"Jamie must've thrown a tantrum."

Oh I doubt it. He doesn't care about this. New York's in his rear view mirror. We are just a bunch of nobodies. Why, he would laugh at us if he had the time.