The bible commands us to stone women who commit adultery. That's very clear.
Why did Christians stop doing this?
Got in the way of their getting laid.
Archeologists near Mount Sinai have discovered what is believed to be a missing page from the Bible. The page is presently being carbon-dated in Bonne. If genuine, it belongs at the beginning of the Bible and is believed to read: "To my darling Candy. All characters portrayed within this book are fictitous and any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental." The page has been universally condemned by church leaders.
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
Here's one you'll get a kick out of:
The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and three hundred sixty-two admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision.
"Why did Christians stop doing this?"
They were too busy trying to sell their daughters into slavery.
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
So true, Eris.
The bible is nothing more than a convenient excuse for people to justify the fact that thinking about two men doing the butt sex makes them squirm.
It certainly makes me squirm. Updated On: 10/8/09 at 10:09 AM
hahaha, reg!
Wasn't it Dylan that said, "Everybody must get stoned"? Doesn't that superced the Bible?
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