Will You Marry Me?- Page 3

[Dollypop]

Posted: 6/29/11 at 9:39am

I asked you not to talk to me anymore!

I don't want to marry a man who is so heartless and cruel. Besides, how do you know my life insurance isn't $20 million already?

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 6/29/11 at 9:46am

Because that heartless little bitch Elizabeth would have offed you a long time ago in order to get that cash if you did.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 6/29/11 at 9:52am

Keep innocent 6 year olds out of this. Thank you very much.

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 6/29/11 at 10:32am

She hardly seems innocent. I've seen movies like The Omen with far more sympathetic children.

[nomdeplume]

Posted: 6/29/11 at 11:45am

The course of true love never did run smooth.

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 6/29/11 at 11:59am

Kind of like Elizabeths love with herself.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 6/29/11 at 7:58pm

Jordan Capistrano, you are the scum of the earth. I sincerely hope that you do find someone to marry you, but that your wedding night is a disappointment to everyone involved.

[SNAFU]

Posted: 6/29/11 at 8:26pm

Not since Moonlighting has there been such sxual tension!

[Dollypop]

Posted: 6/29/11 at 8:41pm

There's no sexual tension on my part. I'm disgusted with the likes of one Mr Jordan Capistrano. He's a fake from the word "go". I'm friends with Reichen and when I showed him Jordan's avatar he said there's no one in his neighborhood who looks even remotely like the guy in that picture.

I don't ever want to hear another word from Jordan. Just typing his name makes me nauseous.

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 6/29/11 at 8:54pm

Speaking of wedding nights, is Elizabeth already planning on how to choreograph her partners every move (being the controlling little shrew in the making she is) on her wedding night?

[Dollypop]

Posted: 6/29/11 at 9:04pm

You filthy scum!

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 6/29/11 at 9:06pm

That's what Elizabeth said to the waitress who gave her a medium burger when she explicitly said she wanted it medium well.

[chewy5000]

Posted: 6/29/11 at 10:17pm

You can't call off the wedding now, I've already got you a set of His and His bathrobes

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 6/29/11 at 10:22pm

Well you can sew them together so it'll fit Dolly and just give it to her.

[nomdeplume]

Posted: 6/30/11 at 12:16am

At lovers perjuries they say Jove laughs.

[SNAFU]

Posted: 6/30/11 at 12:05pm

Will it be Jordan Pop or Dolly Cantalano one the nuptiuals take place?

[nomdeplume]

Posted: 6/30/11 at 1:53pm

Pop-Catalano has a nice ring.

Otherwise it would sound like soda.

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 6/30/11 at 2:41pm

Do I hear wedding bells? Too soon to tell, but maybe. If only we can get Texas to jump on the bandwagon.

*sigh*

[nomdeplume]

Posted: 7/1/11 at 3:37pm

Mortal lovers must not try to remain at the first step; for lasting passion is the dream of a harlot and from it we wake in despair.

C. S. Lewis

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 7/1/11 at 8:30pm

So I put my hands up, they're playing my song and the butterflies fly away.
-Miley 6:14

[nomdeplume]

Posted: 7/2/11 at 12:57am

Ah so, grasshopper hussies.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 7/2/11 at 1:37am

Why are you guys continuing this with that also-ran nomdeplume being all Hamburger Helper on your asses?

[PalJoey]

Posted: 7/2/11 at 8:53am

If this thread coulda been what this thread coulda been, it coulda been sumpfin'.

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 7/2/11 at 9:12am

Sadly, like every other thread DildoPoop posts in, it turns to crap.

[nomdeplume]

Posted: 7/2/11 at 11:52am

The bid went from a health plan to $20 million very quick.

What would happen on eBay?