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#51

Will You Marry Me?

Posted: 6/29/11 at 9:39am

I asked you not to talk to me anymore!

I don't want to marry a man who is so heartless and cruel. Besides, how do you know my life insurance isn't $20 million already?

"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

#52

Will You Marry Me?

Posted: 6/29/11 at 9:46am

Because that heartless little bitch Elizabeth would have offed you a long time ago in order to get that cash if you did.

#53

Will You Marry Me?

Posted: 6/29/11 at 9:52am

Keep innocent 6 year olds out of this. Thank you very much.

"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

#54

Will You Marry Me?

Posted: 6/29/11 at 10:32am

She hardly seems innocent. I've seen movies like The Omen with far more sympathetic children.

#55

Will You Marry Me?

Posted: 6/29/11 at 11:45am

The course of true love never did run smooth.

#56

Will You Marry Me?

Posted: 6/29/11 at 11:59am

Kind of like Elizabeths love with herself.

#57

Will You Marry Me?

Posted: 6/29/11 at 7:58pm

Jordan Capistrano, you are the scum of the earth. I sincerely hope that you do find someone to marry you, but that your wedding night is a disappointment to everyone involved.

"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

#58

Will You Marry Me?

Posted: 6/29/11 at 8:26pm

Not since Moonlighting has there been such sxual tension!

Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!

#59

There's no sexual tension on my part. I'm disgusted with the likes of one Mr Jordan Capistrano. He's a fake from the word "go". I'm friends with Reichen and when I showed him Jordan's avatar he said there's no one in his neighborhood who looks even remotely like the guy in that picture.

I don't ever want to hear another word from Jordan. Just typing his name makes me nauseous.

"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

#60

Will You Marry Me?

Posted: 6/29/11 at 8:54pm

Speaking of wedding nights, is Elizabeth already planning on how to choreograph her partners every move (being the controlling little shrew in the making she is) on her wedding night?

#61

Will You Marry Me?

Posted: 6/29/11 at 9:04pm

You filthy scum!

"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

#62

Will You Marry Me?

Posted: 6/29/11 at 9:06pm

That's what Elizabeth said to the waitress who gave her a medium burger when she explicitly said she wanted it medium well.

#63

Will You Marry Me?

Posted: 6/29/11 at 10:17pm

You can't call off the wedding now, I've already got you a set of His and His bathrobes

#64

Will You Marry Me?

Posted: 6/29/11 at 10:22pm

Well you can sew them together so it'll fit Dolly and just give it to her.

#65

Will You Marry Me?

Posted: 6/30/11 at 12:16am

At lovers perjuries they say Jove laughs.

#66

Will You Marry Me?

Posted: 6/30/11 at 12:05pm

Will it be Jordan Pop or Dolly Cantalano one the nuptiuals take place?

Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!

#67

Will You Marry Me?

Posted: 6/30/11 at 1:53pm

Pop-Catalano has a nice ring.

Otherwise it would sound like soda.

#68

Will You Marry Me?

Posted: 6/30/11 at 2:41pm

Do I hear wedding bells? Too soon to tell, but maybe. If only we can get Texas to jump on the bandwagon.

*sigh*

"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

#69

Will You Marry Me?

Posted: 7/1/11 at 3:37pm

Mortal lovers must not try to remain at the first step; for lasting passion is the dream of a harlot and from it we wake in despair.

C. S. Lewis

#70

Will You Marry Me?

Posted: 7/1/11 at 8:30pm

So I put my hands up, they're playing my song and the butterflies fly away.
-Miley 6:14

#71

Will You Marry Me?

Posted: 7/2/11 at 12:57am

Ah so, grasshopper hussies.

#72

Will You Marry Me?

Posted: 7/2/11 at 1:37am

Why are you guys continuing this with that also-ran nomdeplume being all Hamburger Helper on your asses?

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#73

Will You Marry Me?

Posted: 7/2/11 at 8:53am

If this thread coulda been what this thread coulda been, it coulda been sumpfin'.

#74

Will You Marry Me?

Posted: 7/2/11 at 9:12am

Sadly, like every other thread DildoPoop posts in, it turns to crap.

#75

Will You Marry Me?

Posted: 7/2/11 at 11:52am

The bid went from a health plan to $20 million very quick.

What would happen on eBay?

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