Will You Marry Me?- Page 2

[nomdeplume]

Posted: 6/25/11 at 12:48pm

The toaster and the microwave are only in a marriage of convenience.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 6/25/11 at 12:58pm

Jordan, I have a Jacuzzi in my bedroom and a BMW for you to drive. Make a difference?

[nomdeplume]

Posted: 6/25/11 at 1:03pm

You forgot food, Dolly.

I can't look. Updated On: 6/25/11 at 01:03 PM

[Dollypop]

Posted: 6/25/11 at 1:27pm

Ah, yes! Jordan, let me remind you that I am a very good chef. Of course, Italian dishes are my specialty, but I make some mighty fine French specialties as well. Convinced that my mother was at least part Jewish, I make wonderful latkes and a beef brisket that is mouth watering. Desserts, anything from cannoli to French crepes.

[CarlosAlberto]

Posted: 6/25/11 at 1:34pm

This thread is creepy....

[Dollypop]

Posted: 6/25/11 at 4:12pm

Jordan better hurry up and accept! I've received three marriage proposals already today. The most interesting was from a passing bicyclist who wanted to marry me because he liked my daylilies. Ironically, they are the 'Hello, Dolly' daylilies I've been nurturing for years!

[Dollypop]

Posted: 6/27/11 at 10:51pm

Jordan, the wedding is off. I've received several marriage proposals since Saturday night. I'm sorting through them now.

[SNAFU]

Posted: 6/27/11 at 10:59pm

Wow,highly edited thread!

[nomdeplume]

Posted: 6/27/11 at 11:15pm

Jordan must be off husband-hunting...

[Eris0303]

Posted: 6/28/11 at 4:58pm

I just read that Judith Light officiated America Ferrera's wedding. She's all set for your's, Jordan.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 6/28/11 at 6:30pm

I've decided that if I can't have Jordan, I won't have any man. Why settle for second best?

"I'll go it alone, that's how it must be...."

Updated On: 6/28/11 at 06:30 PM

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 6/28/11 at 7:34pm

You've gone it alone for the past 85 years, why change now?

[Dollypop]

Posted: 6/28/11 at 8:47pm

Don't talk to me, Jordan. You're not worth the dirt I could write your name in.

You're a heartbreaker, that's what you are!

[SNAFU]

Posted: 6/28/11 at 8:57pm

Best...Make-up...Sex...Ever! Video tape it for me guys, OK?

[Dollypop]

Posted: 6/28/11 at 9:01pm

It'll never happen. I'm contemplating a life of celibacy.

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 6/28/11 at 10:04pm

Do the world a favor Dolly, don't just contemplate it.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 6/28/11 at 10:23pm

I told you not to talk to me. I'm thinking of suing you for "breach of promise".

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 6/28/11 at 10:34pm

The only promise ever made was that I would promise to have your ashes mixed into your cats food so your "precious angels" (all 18 of them) can have their mommy with them for all time.

[nomdeplume]

Posted: 6/28/11 at 11:29pm

Scratch 'n bite, girls. Updated On: 6/29/11 at 11:29 PM

[Dollypop]

Posted: 6/29/11 at 12:06am

Jordan, I state this clearly: DO NOT TALK TO ME. I'm tired of trying to make sense with a man who has the IQ of a Dixie cup.

[tazber]

Posted: 6/29/11 at 7:25am

Which just begs the question: then how do you make sense of yourself?

[Dollypop]

Posted: 6/29/11 at 8:53am

Shut up, tazber. Do not try to be sarcastic with someone who has just been jilted by a loathsome infidel.

@Jordan, you asked if someone would marry you [see title of thread]. When I graciously accepted, you tossed me aside as if I were a broken toy. That's all people are you you: toys and playthings. BTW: I'm allergic to cats.

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 6/29/11 at 9:00am

And again, I said I wanted a man. A real man, not a cheap Mrs. Doubtfire lookalike.

I'm waiting for Taz to ask me to marry him. The distance thing might be a problem at first but I know deep down we'd make it work.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 6/29/11 at 9:18am

MRS DOUBTFIRE????????????????????

I'll have you know that I'm mistaken for Brad Pitt so often that I now sign his name when people ask for autographs. Mrs. Doubtfire! I never!

Once again, Jordan, I ask that you stop talking to me! You're not the kind of person I desire associating with.

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 6/29/11 at 9:27am

All right DildoPoop, you want to marry me so bad? You go and up your life insurance policy to $20 million dollars and we'll talk. If Anna Nicole could do it, so can I.