#26
Posted: 6/25/11 at 12:48pm
The toaster and the microwave are only in a marriage of convenience.
Will You Marry Me? — Page 2
#27
Posted: 6/25/11 at 12:58pm
Jordan, I have a Jacuzzi in my bedroom and a BMW for you to drive. Make a difference?
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
#28
Posted: 6/25/11 at 1:03pm
You forgot food, Dolly.
I can't look.
Updated On: 6/25/11 at 01:03 PM
#29
Posted: 6/25/11 at 1:27pm
Ah, yes! Jordan, let me remind you that I am a very good chef. Of course, Italian dishes are my specialty, but I make some mighty fine French specialties as well. Convinced that my mother was at least part Jewish, I make wonderful latkes and a beef brisket that is mouth watering. Desserts, anything from cannoli to French crepes.
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
#31
Posted: 6/25/11 at 4:12pm
Jordan better hurry up and accept! I've received three marriage proposals already today. The most interesting was from a passing bicyclist who wanted to marry me because he liked my daylilies. Ironically, they are the 'Hello, Dolly' daylilies I've been nurturing for years!
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
#32
Posted: 6/27/11 at 10:51pm
Jordan, the wedding is off. I've received several marriage proposals since Saturday night. I'm sorting through them now.
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
#33
Posted: 6/27/11 at 10:59pm
Wow,highly edited thread!
Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!
#35
Posted: 6/28/11 at 4:58pm
I just read that Judith Light officiated America Ferrera's wedding. She's all set for your's, Jordan.
"All our dreams can come true -- if we have the courage to pursue them." -- Walt Disney
We must have different Gods. My God said "do to others what you would have them do to you". Your God seems to have said "My Way or the Highway".
#36
Posted: 6/28/11 at 6:30pm
I've decided that if I can't have Jordan, I won't have any man. Why settle for second best?
"I'll go it alone, that's how it must be...."
"I'll go it alone, that's how it must be...."
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
Updated On: 6/28/11 at 06:30 PM
#37
Posted: 6/28/11 at 7:34pm
You've gone it alone for the past 85 years, why change now?
#38
Posted: 6/28/11 at 8:47pm
Don't talk to me, Jordan. You're not worth the dirt I could write your name in.
You're a heartbreaker, that's what you are!
You're a heartbreaker, that's what you are!
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
#39
Posted: 6/28/11 at 8:57pm
Best...Make-up...Sex...Ever! Video tape it for me guys, OK?
Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!
#40
Posted: 6/28/11 at 9:01pm
It'll never happen. I'm contemplating a life of celibacy.
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
#41
Posted: 6/28/11 at 10:04pm
Do the world a favor Dolly, don't just contemplate it.
#42
Posted: 6/28/11 at 10:23pm
I told you not to talk to me. I'm thinking of suing you for "breach of promise".
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
#43
Posted: 6/28/11 at 10:34pm
The only promise ever made was that I would promise to have your ashes mixed into your cats food so your "precious angels" (all 18 of them) can have their mommy with them for all time.
#44
Posted: 6/28/11 at 11:29pm
Scratch 'n bite, girls.
Updated On: 6/29/11 at 11:29 PM
#45
Posted: 6/29/11 at 12:06am
Jordan, I state this clearly: DO NOT TALK TO ME. I'm tired of trying to make sense with a man who has the IQ of a Dixie cup.
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
#46
Posted: 6/29/11 at 7:25am
Which just begs the question: then how do you make sense of yourself?
....but the world goes 'round
#47
Posted: 6/29/11 at 8:53am
Shut up, tazber. Do not try to be sarcastic with someone who has just been jilted by a loathsome infidel.
@Jordan, you asked if someone would marry you [see title of thread]. When I graciously accepted, you tossed me aside as if I were a broken toy. That's all people are you you: toys and playthings. BTW: I'm allergic to cats.
@Jordan, you asked if someone would marry you [see title of thread]. When I graciously accepted, you tossed me aside as if I were a broken toy. That's all people are you you: toys and playthings. BTW: I'm allergic to cats.
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
#48
Posted: 6/29/11 at 9:00am
And again, I said I wanted a man. A real man, not a cheap Mrs. Doubtfire lookalike.
I'm waiting for Taz to ask me to marry him. The distance thing might be a problem at first but I know deep down we'd make it work.
I'm waiting for Taz to ask me to marry him. The distance thing might be a problem at first but I know deep down we'd make it work.
#49
Posted: 6/29/11 at 9:18am
MRS DOUBTFIRE????????????????????
I'll have you know that I'm mistaken for Brad Pitt so often that I now sign his name when people ask for autographs. Mrs. Doubtfire! I never!
Once again, Jordan, I ask that you stop talking to me! You're not the kind of person I desire associating with.
I'll have you know that I'm mistaken for Brad Pitt so often that I now sign his name when people ask for autographs. Mrs. Doubtfire! I never!
Once again, Jordan, I ask that you stop talking to me! You're not the kind of person I desire associating with.
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
#50
Posted: 6/29/11 at 9:27am
All right DildoPoop, you want to marry me so bad? You go and up your life insurance policy to $20 million dollars and we'll talk. If Anna Nicole could do it, so can I.
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