#1
Posted: 6/24/11 at 10:35pm
Anyone? It's legal now and I need some health care. Who wants this?
#2
Posted: 6/24/11 at 10:59pm
Yes. I never thought you'd ask.
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
#3
Posted: 6/24/11 at 10:59pm
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
Updated On: 6/24/11 at 10:59 PM
#4
Posted: 6/24/11 at 11:02pm
Sorry, should have specified - Any real men out there want to get hitched?
#5
Posted: 6/24/11 at 11:03pm
Ahem....You asked. I accepted. Thousands of people will have witnessed it. This is legal. We're gettin' married, Jordan!
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
#6
Posted: 6/24/11 at 11:04pm
Ahem....You asked. I accepted. Thousands of people will have witnessed it. This is legal. We're gettin' married, Jordan!
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
#7
Posted: 6/24/11 at 11:04pm
DEPENDS on the gift registry? REALLY?
Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!
#8
Posted: 6/24/11 at 11:05pm
But I'm over 12 years old, you'd have no interest in me.
#9
Posted: 6/24/11 at 11:05pm
SNAFU, you're too late. I'm shopping for bridal sheets tomorrow (I get a senior citizens discount!)
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
#10
Posted: 6/24/11 at 11:09pm
Jordan, no matter how old you get you will always be somebody's chicken!
Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!
#11
Posted: 6/24/11 at 11:31pm
You're going to love the Carol Channing goddess print on those sheets, Jordan.
#12
Posted: 6/24/11 at 11:36pm
Jordan, if you look like the guy in your pic we're already hitched. Finders keepers.
Listen, I don't take my clothes off for anyone, even if it is "artistic". - JANICE
#14
Posted: 6/24/11 at 11:59pm
Yes I will, but only if you let Alice Crazypants Ripley officiate the ceremony.
#15
Posted: 6/25/11 at 12:11am
Yes I will, but only if you let Alice Crazypants Ripley officiate the ceremony.
You know, if someone asked her I bet she'd do it. If I'm not mistaken it only costs $15 be able to perform marriage ceremonies in NYC.
You know, if someone asked her I bet she'd do it. If I'm not mistaken it only costs $15 be able to perform marriage ceremonies in NYC.
"All our dreams can come true -- if we have the courage to pursue them." -- Walt Disney
We must have different Gods. My God said "do to others what you would have them do to you". Your God seems to have said "My Way or the Highway".
#16
Posted: 6/25/11 at 1:37am
Jordan, in trying to get your name out there, I listed you on the "Best and Easiest Rush" thread. Im trying to help a sister out. :)
"The sexual energy between the mother and son really concerns me!"-random woman behind me at Next to Normal
"I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello
#17
Posted: 6/25/11 at 4:49am
We were considering having a ceremony in New York, but if I can get Crazypants on board, I am SO in!
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
#18
Posted: 6/25/11 at 6:42am
Is marriage anything that it's cracked up to be? Just randomly wondering.
#19
Posted: 6/25/11 at 9:06am
Is marriage anything that it's cracked up to be? Just randomly wondering.
Hey, buddy. Don't be afraid it won't be perfect. The only thing to be afraid of really is that it won't be.
Hey, buddy. Don't be afraid it won't be perfect. The only thing to be afraid of really is that it won't be.
#20
Posted: 6/25/11 at 10:09am
Jordan, we'll have to set a date when Carol and Harry are in NY. I'm asking her to be our Maid of Honor. You get to pick Best Man.
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
#21
Posted: 6/25/11 at 10:19am
Sorry dolly but your proposal made me realize I'd rather be dead.
#22
Posted: 6/25/11 at 10:41am
Well hasn't Carol been dead for a couple years now? An extra corpse or two at the ceremony can only add to the excitement and romance of the day.
#24
Posted: 6/25/11 at 12:08pm
Damnit! Gay marriage is legal and I don't have a dog! And my toaster is built into my microwave, so that would be bigamy.
Still left out . . .
Still left out . . .
#25
Posted: 6/25/11 at 12:48pm
The toaster and the microwave are only in a marriage of convenience.
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