Anyone? It's legal now and I need some health care. Who wants this?
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
Yes. I never thought you'd ask.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
Sorry, should have specified - Any real men out there want to get hitched?
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
Ahem....You asked. I accepted. Thousands of people will have witnessed it. This is legal. We're gettin' married, Jordan!
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
Ahem....You asked. I accepted. Thousands of people will have witnessed it. This is legal. We're gettin' married, Jordan!
DEPENDS on the gift registry? REALLY?
But I'm over 12 years old, you'd have no interest in me.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
SNAFU, you're too late. I'm shopping for bridal sheets tomorrow (I get a senior citizens discount!)
Jordan, no matter how old you get you will always be somebody's chicken!
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/20/05
You're going to love the Carol Channing goddess print on those sheets, Jordan.
Jordan, if you look like the guy in your pic we're already hitched. Finders keepers.
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/20/05
Yes I will, but only if you let Alice Crazypants Ripley officiate the ceremony.
Yes I will, but only if you let Alice Crazypants Ripley officiate the ceremony.
You know, if someone asked her I bet she'd do it. If I'm not mistaken it only costs $15 be able to perform marriage ceremonies in NYC.
Jordan, in trying to get your name out there, I listed you on the "Best and Easiest Rush" thread. Im trying to help a sister out. :)
We were considering having a ceremony in New York, but if I can get Crazypants on board, I am SO in!
Is marriage anything that it's cracked up to be? Just randomly wondering.
Is marriage anything that it's cracked up to be? Just randomly wondering.
Hey, buddy. Don't be afraid it won't be perfect. The only thing to be afraid of really is that it won't be.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
Jordan, we'll have to set a date when Carol and Harry are in NY. I'm asking her to be our Maid of Honor. You get to pick Best Man.
Sorry dolly but your proposal made me realize I'd rather be dead.
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/13/09
Well hasn't Carol been dead for a couple years now? An extra corpse or two at the ceremony can only add to the excitement and romance of the day.
Damnit! Gay marriage is legal and I don't have a dog! And my toaster is built into my microwave, so that would be bigamy.
Still left out . . .
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/20/05
The toaster and the microwave are only in a marriage of convenience.
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