Worst Movie Of All Time?

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Worst Movie Of All Time?

Posted: 12/27/05 at 6:37pm

I know there have been many threads on this topic (I may have started some) but I need a SERIOUS distraction from a certain flame-war going on elsewhere on these boards. Soooo...

What's your pick for worst movie of all time? Not ordinary bad, or campy-bad, but JAW-DROPPINGLY, EPICALLY, ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME BAD!!!! The kind of movie where you want to vomit just by thinking about it.

My pick--Kevin Costner's "Wyatt Earp." The cinematic equivalent of Sominex....

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re: Worst Movie Of All Time?

Posted: 12/27/05 at 6:37pm

WICKER PARK i hated it!

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#3

re: Worst Movie Of All Time?

Posted: 12/27/05 at 6:57pm

The Blue Lagoon

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#4

re: Worst Movie Of All Time?

Posted: 12/27/05 at 6:59pm

Romeo+Juliet (Leo Dicaprio) eew

#5

re: Worst Movie Of All Time?

Posted: 12/27/05 at 7:01pm

Awww, I like that movie!

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re: Worst Movie Of All Time?

Posted: 12/27/05 at 7:01pm

Double post...drat!

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Updated On: 12/27/05 at 07:01 PM

#7

re: Worst Movie Of All Time?

Posted: 12/27/05 at 7:03pm

Myra Breckinridge

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#8

re: Worst Movie Of All Time?

Posted: 12/27/05 at 7:05pm

let's see...this is just my personal opinion...

tie between From Justin to Kelly and Glitter

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Updated On: 12/27/05 at 07:05 PM

#9

re: Worst Movie Of All Time?

Posted: 12/27/05 at 7:09pm

Freddy Got Fingered.

Absolutely vile.

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#10

re: Worst Movie Of All Time?

Posted: 12/27/05 at 8:04pm

A tie between From Justin to Kelly and Battlefield Earth.

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#11

re: Worst Movie Of All Time?

Posted: 12/27/05 at 8:13pm

Gigli.

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#12

re: Worst Movie Of All Time?

Posted: 12/27/05 at 8:22pm

showgirls lol

#13

re: Worst Movie Of All Time?

Posted: 12/27/05 at 9:08pm

Jaws: The Revenge.

#14

re: Worst Movie Of All Time?

Posted: 12/27/05 at 9:10pm

Showgirls may be bad, but that doesn't keep me from watching it EVERY time it's on VH1.

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#15

re: Worst Movie Of All Time?

Posted: 12/27/05 at 9:11pm

Glitter and Van Helsing. Both were painful

#16

re: Worst Movie Of All Time?

Posted: 12/27/05 at 9:15pm

LOL! I agree about Showgirls. I was just watching last night. The shame. Street Fighter was awful as well. But like Showgirls, I watch it everytime it's on.

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re: Worst Movie Of All Time?

Posted: 12/27/05 at 9:23pm

Glitter was mediocre, but far from painful.

Truely the title of ALL-TIME WORST goes to Son of the Mask. It isn't even laughably bad like Justin to Kelly. It was literally vomit-inducing stomach-turning HORROR!

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#18

re: Worst Movie Of All Time?

Posted: 12/27/05 at 9:30pm

Wicker Park

From Justin to Kelly

The Forgotten

#19

re: Worst Movie Of All Time?

Posted: 12/27/05 at 9:31pm

Plan 9 From Outer Space. Heh, kidding, I've never actually seen it, I'm curious though...I hated The Grudge, and there are many other movies that I've really disliked, but I can't think of them at the moment.

#20

re: Worst Movie Of All Time?

Posted: 12/27/05 at 9:33pm

Close runner-up--"Bram Stoker's Dracula". The fact that they tried to palm off that mess on the innocent author of the original novel just hocks me off.

And "Congo", that awful movie featuring gorillas getting sliced to bits by lasers...

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#21

re: Worst Movie Of All Time?

Posted: 12/27/05 at 9:51pm

The movie in which That Streisand Woman stole the role that was gloriously played on stage by the Goddess Carol Channing.

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#22

re: Worst Movie Of All Time?

Posted: 12/27/05 at 9:54pm

Sarah2, Plan 9 falls in the category "It's so bad it's good." All of Ed Wood's films do. A real stinker is At Long Last Love.

#23

re: Worst Movie Of All Time?

Posted: 12/27/05 at 10:00pm

I thought Leonardo DiCaprio was incredible in Baz Lurhman's Romeo + Juliet. It was one of the few times a film really moved me- I'd always written that play off as a silly story about two idiotic kids who think they're in love, but everything about Lurhman's interpretation was passionate and detailed. It was the first time I really understood what Shakespeare was supposed to be.

#24

re: Worst Movie Of All Time?

Posted: 12/27/05 at 10:00pm

I would be really interested in seeing an Ed Wood film, but I don't really know how I would be able to, unless I bought one.

#25

re: Worst Movie Of All Time?

Posted: 12/27/05 at 10:02pm

Oh man, the movie version of A CHORUS LINE was terrible, as well.

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