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#26

re: Worst Movie Of All Time?

Posted: 12/27/05 at 10:03pm

I think I'm probably alone in this opinion, but Zoolander was absolutely, painfully, terribly bad. It doesn't even qualify for "so bad it's funny" status. It's just plain old bad.

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#27

re: Worst Movie Of All Time?

Posted: 12/27/05 at 10:06pm

Horror Hotel

and that's why I love it, cause it's SO bad!

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#28

re: Worst Movie Of All Time?

Posted: 12/27/05 at 10:08pm

I know this movie has (many) fans, but I thought that Total Recall was jaw-droppingly awful.

#29

re: Worst Movie Of All Time?

Posted: 12/27/05 at 10:10pm

Eight Crazy Nights.

For the most part, I don't mind distasteful humor, but this movie wasn't even funny one bit.

What a waste of 2 hours and $9.

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#30

Wasn't Showgirls one of those "so bad it's good movies?" I watch it all the time too! This will take me a while to think about, but so far I agree with Zoolander. Maybe I just didn't get it, but it wasn't funny.

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#31

re: Worst Movie Of All Time?

Posted: 12/27/05 at 10:15pm

The Great Gatsby with Mia Farrow. I walked out when they were doing what seemed like a ten-minute close-up of Mia's eyes.

Of course, I may have to take that back, because I just remembered The Scarlet Letter with Demi Moore.

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#32

re: Worst Movie Of All Time?

Posted: 12/27/05 at 10:24pm

Chicago. Shockingly, painfully, unbelievably bad.

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#33

re: Worst Movie Of All Time?

Posted: 12/27/05 at 10:25pm

dark water

#34

re: Worst Movie Of All Time?

Posted: 12/28/05 at 12:27am

the 2005 King Kong.

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#35

re: Worst Movie Of All Time?

Posted: 12/28/05 at 12:34am

Chicago??

#36

re: Worst Movie Of All Time?

Posted: 12/28/05 at 12:39am

Possibly Crossroads.

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#37

re: Worst Movie Of All Time?

Posted: 12/28/05 at 12:47am

omgosh, Crossroads. i wanted to vomit when i saw it. when it came out in theaters, my friends made me watch it with them.

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#38

re: Worst Movie Of All Time?

Posted: 12/28/05 at 2:04am

Hmm....

Jingle All the Way, with the GUVVHANHATAAAH!!! Or Camp. I really, really hated Camp.

Manos: The Hands of Fate has to take the cake though. Seriously... TORGO! Wooooo...

#39

re: Worst Movie Of All Time?

Posted: 12/28/05 at 2:34am

Big Top PeeWee.

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#40

re: Worst Movie Of All Time?

Posted: 12/28/05 at 3:02am

haah that's the thing with showgirls...its so bad you HAVE to watch it lol. I have to agree with crossroads too its absolutely horrible, and glittler...haha My friend and I wanted to do a scene from glitter once for acting as a joke, we wern't allowed lol.

#41

re: Worst Movie Of All Time?

Posted: 12/28/05 at 3:44am

Hmm... I think the BBC version of Chronicles of Narnia is one of the worst movies I have ever seen. Anything with a story that's epic like that can just go so wrong so easily.

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#42

re: Worst Movie Of All Time?

Posted: 12/28/05 at 4:00am

I have a tie between Meet the Fockers and The Majestic. Both are so bad I am actually angered by both of them.

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#43

re: Worst Movie Of All Time?

Posted: 12/28/05 at 4:12am

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#44

re: Worst Movie Of All Time?

Posted: 12/28/05 at 4:16am

Gosford Park, without a doubt, was the worst movie I've ever seen. It was like, British version of Clue, and was long and horrible and painful to sit through.

And Zoolander is hilarious! aaww I'm sad you don't like it.

#45

re: Worst Movie Of All Time?

Posted: 12/28/05 at 4:53am

Add me to the Zoolander love! Brilliant film. Chicago too...

I'll be unpopular and say anything by Quentin Tarantino. I don't know how my friends always manage to make me watch them, because I HATE them.

Violence is not humorous, nor is it entertaining.

#46

re: Worst Movie Of All Time?

Posted: 12/28/05 at 9:03am

I'm surpirsed to one's mentioned Napoleon Dynamite or Dodgeball both not funny at all.

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#47

re: Worst Movie Of All Time?

Posted: 12/28/05 at 9:05am

I'm gonna say Gangs of New York. I know they're probably tons of movies that are worse, but they probably weren't three hours long and didn't garner Oscar nods.

I think the movie came across like a bad comic book adaptation.

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#48

re: Worst Movie Of All Time?

Posted: 12/28/05 at 9:08am

99% of Disney Channel Original Movies. Which technically does count as one movie, seeing as they all have the same basic plotline and all the same actors.

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#49

re: Worst Movie Of All Time?

Posted: 12/28/05 at 9:12am

Just like there are different kinds of great films, there are also different kinds of bad films. But, always at the top of my list are:

Jesus Christ Superstar (that AWFUL Australian version)

Summer of Sam (only movie I ever walked out of the theatre on)

American Beauty (most overrated film of all time with the most overrated actor, Kevin Spacey, in it)

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#50

re: Worst Movie Of All Time?

Posted: 12/28/05 at 9:15am

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