Worst Thing To Have On Your Tombstone?
Worst Thing To Have On Your Tombstone?
Cruel_Sandwich
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/30/05
#1Worst Thing To Have On Your Tombstone?
Posted: 8/1/07 at 6:54pm"Child pornography is not the way to a woman's heart"
#2re: Worst Thing To Have On Your Tombstone?
Posted: 8/1/07 at 7:45pm"Here lies _____. Finally."
The choice may have been mistaken, The choosing was not... "Every day has the potential to be the greatest day of your life." - Lin-Manuel Miranda
nomdeplume
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/20/05
#3re: Worst Thing To Have On Your Tombstone?
Posted: 8/1/07 at 8:11pm
Doxy.
Once lived. Now doesn't.
#4re: Worst Thing To Have On Your Tombstone?
Posted: 8/1/07 at 8:12pmBird crap.
"Why, I make more money than... than... than Calvin Coolidge! PUT TOGETHER!"
~Lina Lamont
My name wasn't, isn't, and will never be Scott.
~Lina Lamont
My name wasn't, isn't, and will never be Scott.
Cruel_Sandwich
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/30/05
#5re: Worst Thing To Have On Your Tombstone?
Posted: 8/1/07 at 8:13pm
This would only work if you were a football coach or player:
"Mortality scored a touchdown today..."
nomdeplume
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/20/05
winston89
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/18/06
#7re: Worst Thing To Have On Your Tombstone?
Posted: 8/1/07 at 8:54pmhere lies _________ may he make everyone in the afterlife as miserable as he did in this life.
"If you try to shag my husband while I am still alive, I will shove the art of motorcycle maintenance up your rancid little Cu**. That's a good dear"
Tom Stoppard's Rock N Roll
#8re: Worst Thing To Have On Your Tombstone?
Posted: 8/1/07 at 8:55pmEh. Whatever.
I am a firm believer in serendipity- all the random pieces coming together in one wonderful moment, when suddenly you see what their purpose was all along.
chris d
Broadway Star Joined: 4/21/07
#10re: Worst Thing To Have On Your Tombstone?
Posted: 8/1/07 at 9:04pm"He reminded us all of Cruel_Sandwhich" Updated On: 8/1/07 at 09:04 PM
#11re: Worst Thing To Have On Your Tombstone?
Posted: 8/1/07 at 9:06pm^ How sweet...
I am a firm believer in serendipity- all the random pieces coming together in one wonderful moment, when suddenly you see what their purpose was all along.
gettinhep
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/9/04
#12re: Worst Thing To Have On Your Tombstone?
Posted: 8/1/07 at 9:08pm
With apologies to Spike Milligan...
'I told you I was ill'
'Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.' - Lucy Van Pelt
Cruel_Sandwich
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/30/05
#13re: Worst Thing To Have On Your Tombstone?
Posted: 8/1/07 at 9:13pmJack Lemmon's tombstone is pretty funny. "Jack Lemmon - In"
#14re: Worst Thing To Have On Your Tombstone?
Posted: 8/1/07 at 9:15pmPepperoni & onions. Blech!
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
#15re: Worst Thing To Have On Your Tombstone?
Posted: 8/1/07 at 10:00pmWE don't remember who's in this one.
The choice may have been mistaken, The choosing was not... "Every day has the potential to be the greatest day of your life." - Lin-Manuel Miranda
#16re: Worst Thing To Have On Your Tombstone?
Posted: 8/1/07 at 10:19pmFinally! We thought it would never happen.
....but the world goes 'round
bwaylvsong
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/28/05
#17re: Worst Thing To Have On Your Tombstone?
Posted: 8/1/07 at 10:32pm"If only s/he were easier..."
#18re: Worst Thing To Have On Your Tombstone?
Posted: 8/1/07 at 10:46pm'Here lies whats-his-name'
"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg."
-- Thomas Jefferson
#19re: Worst Thing To Have On Your Tombstone?
Posted: 8/2/07 at 12:13am"Buried Alive"
I starred in a short film called Magnetic Personality. Check it out!
jam_man
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/25/05
#20re: Worst Thing To Have On Your Tombstone?
Posted: 8/2/07 at 1:05amPlease Tap Dance Here ------->
"Who is Stephen Sondheim?" -roninjoey
"The man who wishes he had written Phantom of the Opera!" - SueleenGay
GO CARDINALS!!!
"The man who wishes he had written Phantom of the Opera!" - SueleenGay
GO CARDINALS!!!
#21re: Worst Thing To Have On Your Tombstone?
Posted: 8/2/07 at 1:37amToot, Toot Totsie, Goodbye!
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story...
AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
#23re: Worst Thing To Have On Your Tombstone?
Posted: 8/2/07 at 2:09am
"Who?"
Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!
jam_man
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/25/05
#24re: Worst Thing To Have On Your Tombstone?
Posted: 8/2/07 at 2:36amHere lies Paris Hilton. As usual.
"Who is Stephen Sondheim?" -roninjoey
"The man who wishes he had written Phantom of the Opera!" - SueleenGay
GO CARDINALS!!!
"The man who wishes he had written Phantom of the Opera!" - SueleenGay
GO CARDINALS!!!
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