You Are Now My Minions
Kringas
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/27/05
#1You Are Now My Minions
Posted: 8/8/07 at 3:19pm
Before I started this thread I prayed that anyone who prayed for me to get a book deal would really be praying for world domination by me, one Kringas Jones. I now have it good authority that god has answered your prayers for me.
Please submit to your new master.
Suckas!
#2re: Pray For My Book Deal
Posted: 8/8/07 at 3:21pm
I'll ask Jeebus for it every night, Kringas!
Praise! Praise!
Just to make sure - is YOUR God an Awesome God?
#2re: Pray For My Book Deal
Posted: 8/8/07 at 3:21pmat this rate i'll be on my knees forever!
PED
#3re: Pray For My Book Deal
Posted: 8/8/07 at 3:22pmWell . . . .
Kringas
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/27/05
#5re: Pray For My Book Deal
Posted: 8/8/07 at 3:23pm
I do appreciate it. Whomever's prayer sways the big guy to give me what I want will get their name on the dedications page!
And Patronus, my god isn't awesome. He's rad!
#7re: Pray For My Book Deal
Posted: 8/8/07 at 3:29pm
Rad! Can you make it say...
To Patronus,
Thanks for helping by calling in some favors on Jeebus' Bat Phone. Ain't no party like a Jeebus Patronus party, cuz a Jeebus Patronus party don't stop. - With Love from Jeebus' servant, The Kringster.
Unknown User
Joined: 12/31/69
#8re: Pray For My Book Deal
Posted: 8/8/07 at 3:30pm
I already did, inadvertently. When I read the thread title I yelled out "Oh, Jesus, Kringas is writing a book?"
Updated On: 8/8/07 at 03:30 PM
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#9re: Pray For My Book Deal
Posted: 8/8/07 at 3:34pm
Dear Infant of Prague,
How are the reindeer? I know you are less busy at this time of year, so I thought I would start early on my Christmas list.
Please give Kringas a book contract for me for Christmas.
As for the rest of my list, make it easy on yourself and just send cash.
Preferrably tens and twenties.
Namo Finding
#10re: Pray For My Book Deal
Posted: 8/8/07 at 3:36pm
It's too bad Robert Tilton isn't still around.
He'd roll around on your prayer request until the ink poisoned his skin.
Kringas
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/27/05
#11re: Pray For My Book Deal
Posted: 8/8/07 at 3:38pmI also have a couple of library fines I'd like waived. Maybe you guys could work that in, too.
#12re: Pray For My Book Deal
Posted: 8/8/07 at 3:38pmcharlene's dad died? did we forget to pray for him?
PED
#13re: Pray For My Book Deal
Posted: 8/8/07 at 3:39pmI think you need to send about $50 in for that one. You'll get a cool refrigerator magnet with that "Footprints" poem as a love gift, though!
Kringas
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/27/05
#14re: Pray For My Book Deal
Posted: 8/8/07 at 3:42pmI love when Christy Lane sang "Footprints"!
#15re: Pray For My Book Deal
Posted: 8/8/07 at 3:43pmMake sure you get to the sex scene by page 20.
Kringas
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/27/05
#17re: Pray For My Book Deal
Posted: 8/8/07 at 3:46pmThank you, PalJoey.
SorryGrateful
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/10/05
#18re: Pray For My Book Deal
Posted: 8/8/07 at 3:49pm
If you people keep taking up all the prayers, there'll be none left for me! My need to lose at least 50 pounds takes precedence, I believe, over everyone's else dying loved ones or greed.
All y'all are goin to HAIL!
#19re: Pray For My Book Deal
Posted: 8/8/07 at 3:58pmKringas..I will light a candle in my bathroom for you tonight..some of my best prayers were answered in there.
Kringas
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/27/05
#21re: Pray For My Book Deal
Posted: 8/8/07 at 4:03pmWhen you light the candle in the bathroom is the prayer "Please make the stench go away quickly?" Actually, I guess that's the prayer when one lights a match.
Unknown User
Joined: 12/31/69
#22re: Pray For My Book Deal
Posted: 8/8/07 at 4:12pm
The next time I'm in position and proposing a decent lottery win, I'll throw in a at least let Kringas..........
Kringas
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/27/05
#23re: Pray For My Book Deal
Posted: 8/8/07 at 4:13pmThank you. God is great, y'all!
Kringas
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/27/05
#24re: Pray For My Book Deal
Posted: 8/8/07 at 4:18pmSuckas!
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