You Are Now My Minions

#1

You Are Now My Minions

Posted: 8/8/07 at 3:19pm

Before I started this thread I prayed that anyone who prayed for me to get a book deal would really be praying for world domination by me, one Kringas Jones. I now have it good authority that god has answered your prayers for me.

Please submit to your new master.

Suckas!

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"How do you like THAT 'misanthropic panache,' Mr. Goldstone?" - PalJoey

Updated On: 8/8/07 at 03:19 PM

#2

re: Pray For My Book Deal

Posted: 8/8/07 at 3:21pm

I'll ask Jeebus for it every night, Kringas!

Praise! Praise!

Just to make sure - is YOUR God an Awesome God?

#3

re: Pray For My Book Deal

Posted: 8/8/07 at 3:21pm

at this rate i'll be on my knees forever!

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PED

#4

re: Pray For My Book Deal

Posted: 8/8/07 at 3:22pm

Well . . . .

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#5

re: Pray For My Book Deal

Posted: 8/8/07 at 3:23pm

As long as you're there...

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#6

re: Pray For My Book Deal

Posted: 8/8/07 at 3:23pm

I do appreciate it. Whomever's prayer sways the big guy to give me what I want will get their name on the dedications page!

And Patronus, my god isn't awesome. He's rad!

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"How do you like THAT 'misanthropic panache,' Mr. Goldstone?" - PalJoey

Updated On: 8/8/07 at 03:23 PM

#7

re: Pray For My Book Deal

Posted: 8/8/07 at 3:29pm

I'll pray until I taste Jesus.

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PEACE.

#8

re: Pray For My Book Deal

Posted: 8/8/07 at 3:29pm

Rad! Can you make it say...

To Patronus,
Thanks for helping by calling in some favors on Jeebus' Bat Phone. Ain't no party like a Jeebus Patronus party, cuz a Jeebus Patronus party don't stop. - With Love from Jeebus' servant, The Kringster.

#9

re: Pray For My Book Deal

Posted: 8/8/07 at 3:30pm

I already did, inadvertently. When I read the thread title I yelled out "Oh, Jesus, Kringas is writing a book?"

Updated On: 8/8/07 at 03:30 PM

#10

re: Pray For My Book Deal

Posted: 8/8/07 at 3:34pm

Dear Infant of Prague,

How are the reindeer? I know you are less busy at this time of year, so I thought I would start early on my Christmas list.

Please give Kringas a book contract for me for Christmas.

As for the rest of my list, make it easy on yourself and just send cash.

Preferrably tens and twenties.

Namo Finding

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#11

re: Pray For My Book Deal

Posted: 8/8/07 at 3:36pm

It's too bad Robert Tilton isn't still around. He'd roll around on your prayer request until the ink poisoned his skin.

#12

re: Pray For My Book Deal

Posted: 8/8/07 at 3:38pm

I also have a couple of library fines I'd like waived. Maybe you guys could work that in, too.

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"How do you like THAT 'misanthropic panache,' Mr. Goldstone?" - PalJoey

#13

re: Pray For My Book Deal

Posted: 8/8/07 at 3:38pm

charlene's dad died? did we forget to pray for him?

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XING
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#14

re: Pray For My Book Deal

Posted: 8/8/07 at 3:39pm

I think you need to send about $50 in for that one. You'll get a cool refrigerator magnet with that "Footprints" poem as a love gift, though!

#15

re: Pray For My Book Deal

Posted: 8/8/07 at 3:42pm

I love when Christy Lane sang "Footprints"!

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"How do you like THAT 'misanthropic panache,' Mr. Goldstone?" - PalJoey

#16

re: Pray For My Book Deal

Posted: 8/8/07 at 3:43pm

Make sure you get to the sex scene by page 20.

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#17

re: Pray For My Book Deal

Posted: 8/8/07 at 3:44pm

It depends on what the book is about. . .

#18

re: Pray For My Book Deal

Posted: 8/8/07 at 3:46pm

Thank you, PalJoey.

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"How do you like THAT 'misanthropic panache,' Mr. Goldstone?" - PalJoey

#19

re: Pray For My Book Deal

Posted: 8/8/07 at 3:49pm

If you people keep taking up all the prayers, there'll be none left for me! My need to lose at least 50 pounds takes precedence, I believe, over everyone's else dying loved ones or greed.

All y'all are goin to HAIL!

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You promised me poems. ~Tricky

#20

re: Pray For My Book Deal

Posted: 8/8/07 at 3:58pm

Kringas..I will light a candle in my bathroom for you tonight..some of my best prayers were answered in there.

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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#21

re: Pray For My Book Deal

Posted: 8/8/07 at 4:03pm

Does striking a match in the bathroom count?

#22

re: Pray For My Book Deal

Posted: 8/8/07 at 4:03pm

When you light the candle in the bathroom is the prayer "Please make the stench go away quickly?" Actually, I guess that's the prayer when one lights a match.

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"How do you like THAT 'misanthropic panache,' Mr. Goldstone?" - PalJoey

#23

re: Pray For My Book Deal

Posted: 8/8/07 at 4:12pm

The next time I'm in position and proposing a decent lottery win, I'll throw in a at least let Kringas..........

#24

re: Pray For My Book Deal

Posted: 8/8/07 at 4:13pm

Thank you. God is great, y'all!

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"How do you like THAT 'misanthropic panache,' Mr. Goldstone?" - PalJoey

#25

re: Pray For My Book Deal

Posted: 8/8/07 at 4:18pm

Suckas!

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"How do you like THAT 'misanthropic panache,' Mr. Goldstone?" - PalJoey