#26
Posted: 8/8/07 at 4:21pm
Ooh I can I be the Minion in charge of your meat locker? I'd love to be the "Filet Minion."
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#27
Posted: 8/8/07 at 4:21pm
Kingas and his minions. I, for one, am impressed with their formality.
#28
Posted: 8/8/07 at 4:24pm
Joe, I sure to do know how Fill A Minion, if you know what I'm sayin'.
"How do you like THAT 'misanthropic panache,' Mr. Goldstone?" - PalJoey
#29
Posted: 8/8/07 at 4:27pm
Seems about right...
"Oh Link...your pork is ready..." - Edna Turnblad
#30
Posted: 8/8/07 at 4:30pm
Submit!
"How do you like THAT 'misanthropic panache,' Mr. Goldstone?" - PalJoey
#31
Posted: 8/8/07 at 4:31pm
talk dirty to me, Daddy
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story...
AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
#32
Posted: 8/8/07 at 4:38pm
Would that this was only the first time I accidentally sold my soul to the devil.
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#33
Posted: 8/8/07 at 4:46pm
"Suckas!"
Not me-I didn't pray for you, Jonesy.
Not me-I didn't pray for you, Jonesy.
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES
#34
Posted: 8/8/07 at 4:47pm
Yes, but you posted to this thread. You got pwned!
"How do you like THAT 'misanthropic panache,' Mr. Goldstone?" - PalJoey
#35
Posted: 8/8/07 at 4:53pm
I had been under the impression that I was your minion long before this.
My bad.
My bad.
"You just can't win. Ever. Look at the bright side, at least you are not stuck in First Wives Club: The Musical. That would really suck. "
--Sueleen Gay
#36
Posted: 8/8/07 at 4:54pm
You used to be a lackey, but you've been promoted.
"How do you like THAT 'misanthropic panache,' Mr. Goldstone?" - PalJoey
#37
Posted: 8/8/07 at 6:16pm
Wait just a minute! According to HDT we're all supposed to be Craig's minions. When did this change? Does this mean I have to go out a purchase a new minion outfit, I just got the g-string to fit right on the last one. The big C on the pouch kept slipping and turning into a U. Can I be a part-time minion? I wouldn't mind doing an occasional double shift. Can someone post a minion schedule, along with the benefits of being a Kringas minion. Health care, vacation pay, sick leave...etc. Will my union dues go up because of this switch...there's much to be considered before I'll take on more minion duties.
"Just a Guy. Your feelings are touching. I am gladdened by the thought that you will one day wind up 6 feet under as we all do." - MrRoxy ------
"I do not suggest you walk out the door onto a New York street with your vulnerable child part exposed and not protected..." - Jason Bennett
#38
Posted: 8/8/07 at 6:18pm
Minion work is tough if you have bunions.
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#39
Posted: 8/8/07 at 6:37pm
LOL. You can be quite funny at times, Namo. You make me laugh out loud, literally.
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES
#40
Posted: 8/8/07 at 7:13pm
I hate minions with opinions.
"Oh Link...your pork is ready..." - Edna Turnblad
#41
Posted: 8/8/07 at 7:14pm
Minions with opinions are our dominion.
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES
#42
Posted: 8/8/07 at 7:44pm
Does this mean I have to change my name to artminion? 'cause if a minion's anything like an onion, then really, I could just stay artscallion.
vvv
A subliminal lesson for all minion master's from the film, White Zombie - 1932:
Charles Beaumont: I thought that beauty alone would satisfy. But the soul is gone. I can't bear those empty, staring eyes.
Legendre: Aren't you a trifle afraid, monsieur? How do you suppose those eyes will regard you when the brain is able to understand?
Charles Beaumont: Better to see hatred in them than that dreadful emptiness.
vvv
A subliminal lesson for all minion master's from the film, White Zombie - 1932:
Charles Beaumont: I thought that beauty alone would satisfy. But the soul is gone. I can't bear those empty, staring eyes.
Legendre: Aren't you a trifle afraid, monsieur? How do you suppose those eyes will regard you when the brain is able to understand?
Charles Beaumont: Better to see hatred in them than that dreadful emptiness.
Art has a double face, of expression and illusion.
#43
Posted: 8/9/07 at 12:39pm
It is day two of your eternal slavery to me. How does it feel?
"How do you like THAT 'misanthropic panache,' Mr. Goldstone?" - PalJoey
#44
Posted: 8/9/07 at 12:42pm
Do you know what it feels like for a minion
Do you know what it feels like in this world
For a minion...
Do you know what it feels like in this world
For a minion...
#45
Posted: 8/9/07 at 12:46pm
Feels like a rectal examine.
And I like it.
And I like it.
"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."
#46
Posted: 8/9/07 at 12:47pm
I rule with an iron fist but a loving heart.
"How do you like THAT 'misanthropic panache,' Mr. Goldstone?" - PalJoey
#47
Posted: 8/9/07 at 12:48pm
NO MORE THAN THREE FINGERS, DAMMIT!
How many times do I have to tell you???
How many times do I have to tell you???
"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."
#48
Posted: 8/9/07 at 12:52pm
Dude! I'm not standing for this. Who was that lawyer in the Steven Vincent Benét story who took on the devil for the farmer? The dictionary guy? Or whatever, I'm hiring Matlock.
He's got a hell of a case, as my soul was already sold on the black market years ago.
He's got a hell of a case, as my soul was already sold on the black market years ago.
#49
Posted: 8/9/07 at 3:33pm
I can be had for food.
Pray for me. Or bring mustard.
#50
Posted: 8/9/07 at 3:36pm
ha! joke's on you since i've been your minion since your "ring the alarm" video!
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