You Are Now My Minions- Page 2

[Unknown User]

Posted: 8/8/07 at 4:21pm

Ooh I can I be the Minion in charge of your meat locker? I'd love to be the "Filet Minion."

[Bluemoon]

Posted: 8/8/07 at 4:21pm

Kingas and his minions. I, for one, am impressed with their formality.

[Kringas]

Posted: 8/8/07 at 4:24pm

Joe, I sure to do know how Fill A Minion, if you know what I'm sayin'.

[cheezedoodle]

Posted: 8/8/07 at 4:27pm

Seems about right...

[Kringas]

Posted: 8/8/07 at 4:30pm

Submit!

[Elphaba]

Posted: 8/8/07 at 4:31pm

talk dirty to me, Daddy

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 8/8/07 at 4:38pm

Would that this was only the first time I accidentally sold my soul to the devil.

[Jane2]

Posted: 8/8/07 at 4:46pm

"Suckas!"

Not me-I didn't pray for you, Jonesy.

[Kringas]

Posted: 8/8/07 at 4:47pm

Yes, but you posted to this thread. You got pwned!

[colleen_lee]

Posted: 8/8/07 at 4:53pm

I had been under the impression that I was your minion long before this.

My bad.

[Kringas]

Posted: 8/8/07 at 4:54pm

You used to be a lackey, but you've been promoted.

[JustAGuy]

Posted: 8/8/07 at 6:16pm

Wait just a minute! According to HDT we're all supposed to be Craig's minions. When did this change? Does this mean I have to go out a purchase a new minion outfit, I just got the g-string to fit right on the last one. The big C on the pouch kept slipping and turning into a U. Can I be a part-time minion? I wouldn't mind doing an occasional double shift. Can someone post a minion schedule, along with the benefits of being a Kringas minion. Health care, vacation pay, sick leave...etc. Will my union dues go up because of this switch...there's much to be considered before I'll take on more minion duties.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 8/8/07 at 6:18pm

Minion work is tough if you have bunions.

[Jane2]

Posted: 8/8/07 at 6:37pm

LOL. You can be quite funny at times, Namo. You make me laugh out loud, literally.

[cheezedoodle]

Posted: 8/8/07 at 7:13pm

I hate minions with opinions.

[Jane2]

Posted: 8/8/07 at 7:14pm

Minions with opinions are our dominion.

[artscallion]

Posted: 8/8/07 at 7:44pm

Does this mean I have to change my name to artminion? 'cause if a minion's anything like an onion, then really, I could just stay artscallion.

vvv

A subliminal lesson for all minion master's from the film, White Zombie - 1932:

Charles Beaumont: I thought that beauty alone would satisfy. But the soul is gone. I can't bear those empty, staring eyes.
Legendre: Aren't you a trifle afraid, monsieur? How do you suppose those eyes will regard you when the brain is able to understand?
Charles Beaumont: Better to see hatred in them than that dreadful emptiness.

[Kringas]

Posted: 8/9/07 at 12:39pm

It is day two of your eternal slavery to me. How does it feel?

[Patronus]

Posted: 8/9/07 at 12:42pm

Do you know what it feels like for a minion
Do you know what it feels like in this world
For a minion...

[robbiej]

Posted: 8/9/07 at 12:46pm

Feels like a rectal examine.

And I like it.

[Kringas]

Posted: 8/9/07 at 12:47pm

I rule with an iron fist but a loving heart.

[robbiej]

Posted: 8/9/07 at 12:48pm

NO MORE THAN THREE FINGERS, DAMMIT!

How many times do I have to tell you???

[Calvin]

Posted: 8/9/07 at 12:52pm

Dude! I'm not standing for this. Who was that lawyer in the Steven Vincent Benét story who took on the devil for the farmer? The dictionary guy? Or whatever, I'm hiring Matlock.

He's got a hell of a case, as my soul was already sold on the black market years ago.

[Bluemoon]

Posted: 8/9/07 at 3:33pm

I can be had for food.

Pray for me. Or bring mustard.

[RobbO]

Posted: 8/9/07 at 3:36pm

ha! joke's on you since i've been your minion since your "ring the alarm" video!