You Can't Make This Up: Rick Santorum Launches C.U.M

#1

You Can't Make This Up: Rick Santorum Launches C.U.M

Posted: 1/24/12 at 12:15pm

http://www.zimbio.com/Rick+Santorum/articles/xFOmoHvLzgV/Rick+Santorum+launches+CUM+No+NOT+joking

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#2

You Can't Make This Up: Rick Santorum Launches C.U.M

Posted: 1/24/12 at 12:21pm

OK, anyone else misread 'launches' as 'lunches'?

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#3

You Can't Make This Up: Rick Santorum Launches C.U.M

Posted: 1/24/12 at 12:29pm

For a guy who is SO ANTI GAY you would think his advisors would point things like this out to him.This is all over the internet and it is one big joke.

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#4

You Can't Make This Up: Rick Santorum Launches C.U.M

Posted: 1/24/12 at 12:37pm

Santorum's C.U.M.

...I just... can't.

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#5

You Can't Make This Up: Rick Santorum Launches C.U.M

Posted: 1/24/12 at 12:40pm

I support Santorums cum.

#6

You Can't Make This Up: Rick Santorum Launches C.U.M

Posted: 1/24/12 at 12:41pm

I do it all the time...big deal!

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#7

You Can't Make This Up: Rick Santorum Launches C.U.M

Posted: 1/24/12 at 12:47pm

Amazing. Facebook'd.

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#8

You Can't Make This Up: Rick Santorum Launches C.U.M

Posted: 1/24/12 at 2:40pm

What a sticky mess...

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"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg." -- Thomas Jefferson

#9

You Can't Make This Up: Rick Santorum Launches C.U.M

Posted: 1/24/12 at 2:48pm

Santorum and C.U.M.? Sounds unsafe to me.

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Updated On: 1/24/12 at 02:48 PM

#10

You Can't Make This Up: Rick Santorum Launches C.U.M

Posted: 1/24/12 at 2:57pm

This whole thing just leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

#11

You Can't Make This Up: Rick Santorum Launches C.U.M

Posted: 1/24/12 at 2:57pm

Yup, this says it all!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrVjzTeqzug

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'There are three sides to every story. My side, your side, and the truth. And no one is lying. Memories shared serve each one differently' -Robert Evans-

#12

You Can't Make This Up: Rick Santorum Launches C.U.M

Posted: 1/24/12 at 3:01pm

If I hadn't seen it on his official website, I'd have a really hard time swallowing C.U.M.

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#13

You Can't Make This Up: Rick Santorum Launches C.U.M

Posted: 1/24/12 at 3:12pm

When Santorum launched his C.U.M., I really just needed to cover my eyes. As a decent American, his C.U.M. really burns.

#14

You Can't Make This Up: Rick Santorum Launches C.U.M

Posted: 1/24/12 at 3:52pm

He's also taken quite awhile. How was he handling all this pre-C.U.M.?

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#15

You Can't Make This Up: Rick Santorum Launches C.U.M

Posted: 1/24/12 at 3:55pm

I'm not sure. This all kind of just shot out of nowhere. Pre C.U.M. it all sort of slowly leaked out.

#16

You Can't Make This Up: Rick Santorum Launches C.U.M

Posted: 1/24/12 at 3:56pm

Too funny...keep 'em cummin' guys.

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#17

You Can't Make This Up: Rick Santorum Launches C.U.M

Posted: 1/24/12 at 4:04pm

Apples Peaches Punkin Pie,
You got C.U.M. in my eye!

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"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

#18

You Can't Make This Up: Rick Santorum Launches C.U.M

Posted: 1/24/12 at 4:15pm

Whew. I don't know. I just C.U.M.-ed twice up there pretty quickly.

I think I'm done for awhile.

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#19

You Can't Make This Up: Rick Santorum Launches C.U.M

Posted: 1/24/12 at 4:16pm

I also need to take a break from this. I'll be ready to go again in a little while.

#20

You Can't Make This Up: Rick Santorum Launches C.U.M

Posted: 1/24/12 at 4:18pm

Oh. My. God. You guys are too freakin' funny.

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KFTC!!!!!

#21

You Can't Make This Up: Rick Santorum Launches C.U.M

Posted: 1/24/12 at 7:42pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ft7wHeDIW8

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'There are three sides to every story. My side, your side, and the truth. And no one is lying. Memories shared serve each one differently' -Robert Evans-

#22

You Can't Make This Up: Rick Santorum Launches C.U.M

Posted: 1/24/12 at 7:45pm

I'd say this campaign was more of a slow dribble as opposed to a bursting fireworks.

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