You Can't Make This Up: Rick Santorum Launches C.U.M
You Can't Make This Up: Rick Santorum Launches C.U.M
#1You Can't Make This Up: Rick Santorum Launches C.U.M
Posted: 1/24/12 at 12:15pm
http://www.zimbio.com/Rick+Santorum/articles/xFOmoHvLzgV/Rick+Santorum+launches+CUM+No+NOT+joking
'There are three sides to every story. My side, your side, and the truth. And no one is lying. Memories shared serve each one differently'
-Robert Evans-
#2You Can't Make This Up: Rick Santorum Launches C.U.M
Posted: 1/24/12 at 12:21pmOK, anyone else misread 'launches' as 'lunches'?
"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg."
-- Thomas Jefferson
#2You Can't Make This Up: Rick Santorum Launches C.U.M
Posted: 1/24/12 at 12:29pmFor a guy who is SO ANTI GAY you would think his advisors would point things like this out to him.This is all over the internet and it is one big joke.
'There are three sides to every story. My side, your side, and the truth. And no one is lying. Memories shared serve each one differently'
-Robert Evans-
#3You Can't Make This Up: Rick Santorum Launches C.U.M
Posted: 1/24/12 at 12:37pm
Santorum's C.U.M.
...I just... can't.
"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."
#4You Can't Make This Up: Rick Santorum Launches C.U.M
Posted: 1/24/12 at 12:40pmI support Santorums cum.
#5You Can't Make This Up: Rick Santorum Launches C.U.M
Posted: 1/24/12 at 12:41pmI do it all the time...big deal!
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#6You Can't Make This Up: Rick Santorum Launches C.U.M
Posted: 1/24/12 at 12:47pm
Amazing. Facebook'd.
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#7You Can't Make This Up: Rick Santorum Launches C.U.M
Posted: 1/24/12 at 2:40pmWhat a sticky mess...
"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg."
-- Thomas Jefferson
#8You Can't Make This Up: Rick Santorum Launches C.U.M
Posted: 1/24/12 at 2:48pm
Santorum and C.U.M.? Sounds unsafe to me.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
Updated On: 1/24/12 at 02:48 PM
#9You Can't Make This Up: Rick Santorum Launches C.U.M
Posted: 1/24/12 at 2:57pmThis whole thing just leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
#10You Can't Make This Up: Rick Santorum Launches C.U.M
Posted: 1/24/12 at 2:57pm
Yup, this says it all!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrVjzTeqzug
'There are three sides to every story. My side, your side, and the truth. And no one is lying. Memories shared serve each one differently'
-Robert Evans-
#11You Can't Make This Up: Rick Santorum Launches C.U.M
Posted: 1/24/12 at 3:01pm
If I hadn't seen it on his official website, I'd have a really hard time swallowing C.U.M.
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#12You Can't Make This Up: Rick Santorum Launches C.U.M
Posted: 1/24/12 at 3:12pmWhen Santorum launched his C.U.M., I really just needed to cover my eyes. As a decent American, his C.U.M. really burns.
#13You Can't Make This Up: Rick Santorum Launches C.U.M
Posted: 1/24/12 at 3:52pm
He's also taken quite awhile. How was he handling all this pre-C.U.M.?
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#14You Can't Make This Up: Rick Santorum Launches C.U.M
Posted: 1/24/12 at 3:55pmI'm not sure. This all kind of just shot out of nowhere. Pre C.U.M. it all sort of slowly leaked out.
#15You Can't Make This Up: Rick Santorum Launches C.U.M
Posted: 1/24/12 at 3:56pmToo funny...keep 'em cummin' guys.
#FactsMatter...your feelings not so much.
#16You Can't Make This Up: Rick Santorum Launches C.U.M
Posted: 1/24/12 at 4:04pm
Apples Peaches Punkin Pie,
You got C.U.M. in my eye!
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#17You Can't Make This Up: Rick Santorum Launches C.U.M
Posted: 1/24/12 at 4:15pm
Whew. I don't know. I just C.U.M.-ed twice up there pretty quickly.
I think I'm done for awhile.
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#18You Can't Make This Up: Rick Santorum Launches C.U.M
Posted: 1/24/12 at 4:16pmI also need to take a break from this. I'll be ready to go again in a little while.
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#19You Can't Make This Up: Rick Santorum Launches C.U.M
Posted: 1/24/12 at 4:18pmOh. My. God. You guys are too freakin' funny.
KFTC!!!!!
#20You Can't Make This Up: Rick Santorum Launches C.U.M
Posted: 1/24/12 at 7:42pmhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ft7wHeDIW8
'There are three sides to every story. My side, your side, and the truth. And no one is lying. Memories shared serve each one differently'
-Robert Evans-
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#21You Can't Make This Up: Rick Santorum Launches C.U.M
Posted: 1/24/12 at 7:45pmI'd say this campaign was more of a slow dribble as opposed to a bursting fireworks.
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
~ Muhammad Ali
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