#2
Posted: 7/29/13 at 9:04pm
You got those thighs that fill up a room
You got those lips that have a sore
You got those teeth that need a dentist
You got those dimples that you just can't ignore
You Stoopid!
You Stoopid!
You Stoopid!
You Stoopid!
You got those shoulders with acne all over
You got those titties hanging way down low
You got that waist so round and full you can't bend over
You got those arms that are covered in hair
You Stoopid!
You Stoopid!
You Stoopid!
You Stoopid!
I wanna be your only man, cause you're a whore
I wanna sleep with you every night, cause I'm a bore
I want you lying here next to me, after I've strangled you
I wanna love you in the morning light, even though you are cold to the touch
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You got those legs that go to the floor
You got those hips that can't fit through the door
You got those calves, like every cow has
You got those feet perfectly bovine!
You Stoopid!
You Stoopid!
You Stoopid!
You Stupid!
Rap:
You Hitler
You Stalin
You Dahmer
You Manson
You CRAZY
All rolled into one!
Then some!
ASSCRAP!
You got those lips that have a sore
You got those teeth that need a dentist
You got those dimples that you just can't ignore
You Stoopid!
You Stoopid!
You Stoopid!
You Stoopid!
You got those shoulders with acne all over
You got those titties hanging way down low
You got that waist so round and full you can't bend over
You got those arms that are covered in hair
You Stoopid!
You Stoopid!
You Stoopid!
You Stoopid!
I wanna be your only man, cause you're a whore
I wanna sleep with you every night, cause I'm a bore
I want you lying here next to me, after I've strangled you
I wanna love you in the morning light, even though you are cold to the touch
guitar
You got those legs that go to the floor
You got those hips that can't fit through the door
You got those calves, like every cow has
You got those feet perfectly bovine!
You Stoopid!
You Stoopid!
You Stoopid!
You Stupid!
Rap:
You Hitler
You Stalin
You Dahmer
You Manson
You CRAZY
All rolled into one!
Then some!
ASSCRAP!
"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>>
“I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>>
-whatever2
#3
Posted: 7/29/13 at 9:08pm
Well played Diva!
Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!
#4
Posted: 7/29/13 at 9:12pm
Thanks.
I'm working out the choreography now.
I'm working out the choreography now.
"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>>
“I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>>
-whatever2
#5
Posted: 7/29/13 at 9:20pm
Thanks, Diva!! YOU SO TALENTED!
"Anyone who isn't confused really doesn't understand the situation" ~~ Edward R. Murrow
#7
Posted: 7/29/13 at 9:25pm
Although it's probably a rare occurrence in the Colyerverse, "You got those teeth that highlight your smile" might be the worst lyric ever written.
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#8
Posted: 7/29/13 at 9:26pm
I'm surprised he likes them with teeth. All those botched donkey punches
#10
Posted: 7/29/13 at 9:38pm
Yeah Namo should be: " You gots a tooth that sparkles when you smile."
ETA: Diva, I hope it includes Twerking!
ETA: Diva, I hope it includes Twerking!
Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!
Updated On: 7/29/13 at 09:38 PM
#11
Posted: 7/29/13 at 10:34pm
I'm twerking so hard!
"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>>
“I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>>
-whatever2
#12
Posted: 7/29/13 at 10:55pm
I don't think I was dreaming when I read someone post that JCWS was finally gotten rid of. wtf
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES
#13
Posted: 7/29/13 at 11:08pm
"Rolled into one!
Then some!"
Classic!
Then some!"
Classic!
"Pardon my prior Mcfee slip. I know how to spell her name. I just don't know how to type it." -Talulah
#15
Posted: 7/29/13 at 11:13pm
What is he standing next to? Dinosaur SH*T?
"Pardon my prior Mcfee slip. I know how to spell her name. I just don't know how to type it." -Talulah
#16
Posted: 7/29/13 at 11:17pm
I don't know but every time I look deep into his WS eyes, and camo jacket, I feel a bit uneasy.
#17
Posted: 7/29/13 at 11:21pm
You weren't dreaming, Jane. Colyer posted a song about his in-laws yesterday - the day before? It was insipid and not nearly as offensive as a lot of the stuff he's been posting. No one posted on it that I saw, but a few hours later, it was gone.
SNAFU created a thread shortly after (subject line something like "Do my eyes deceive me?"), marveling at the fact that a Colyer thread had been deleted. We were about a dozen posts in when SNAFU's thread was deleted.
Baffling.
SNAFU created a thread shortly after (subject line something like "Do my eyes deceive me?"), marveling at the fact that a Colyer thread had been deleted. We were about a dozen posts in when SNAFU's thread was deleted.
Baffling.
#18
Posted: 7/29/13 at 11:31pm
thanks Ghostlight.
this place doesn't make much sense. Not as much fun these days.
this place doesn't make much sense. Not as much fun these days.
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES
#20
Posted: 7/29/13 at 11:49pm
Those happen to be Jim's anal polyps he just had removed, thank-you very much!
Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!
#21
Posted: 7/30/13 at 1:15am
He's very proud of them, and likes to put them on display.
"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>>
“I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>>
-whatever2
#22
Posted: 7/30/13 at 1:22am
Do we know that Jim Colyer the BWW poster is THE actual Jim Colyer (old man singer)? Any chance a troll just stole that identity? That old dude looks way too out of it to even attempt posting here.
"The sexual energy between the mother and son really concerns me!"-random woman behind me at Next to Normal
"I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello
#23
Posted: 7/30/13 at 1:48am
I confess I've wondered the same.
eta: but there is a Jim Colyer that posts horrific racist and anti-Jewish stuff on right-wing websites. Odds are very good that he is the same man. What he's doing posting here is anyone's guess.
eta: but there is a Jim Colyer that posts horrific racist and anti-Jewish stuff on right-wing websites. Odds are very good that he is the same man. What he's doing posting here is anyone's guess.
Updated On: 7/30/13 at 01:48 AM
#24
Posted: 7/30/13 at 9:44am
Betty, that must be the case because my post and picture have mysteriously vanished...
#25
Posted: 7/30/13 at 9:54am
FINDINGNAMO, SNAFU, THEATERDIVE, JORDANCATALONO, LIZASHEADBAND, PALJOEY: You all claim to "IGNORE ME" I wish you would and stop constantly commenting on my posts. Thanks ......................................................................................................................................
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