You Sexy!

[Jim Colyer]

You Sexy!#1

Posted: 7/29/13 at 8:12pm

You got those eyes that light up a room
You got those lips that know how to kiss
You got those teeth that highlight your smile
You got those dimples that just can't miss

You Sexy!
You Sexy!
You Sexy!
You Sexy!

You got those shoulders so silky smooth
You got those boobs sitting way up high
You got that waist so supple and narrow
You got those arms wrapped around me tight

You Sexy!
You Sexy!
You Sexy!
You Sexy!

I wanna be your only man
I wanna sleep with you every night
I want you lying here next to me
I wanna love you in the morning light

guitar

You got those legs that go on forever
You got those hips so shapely and fine
You got those calves sculpted just right
You got those feet perfectly divine

You Sexy!
You Sexy!
You Sexy!
You Sexy!

Rap:
You Karen Fairchild
You Kimberly Schlapman
You Bridget Regan
You Taylor Cole
You Jennifer Love Hewitt
You Katy Perry
You Jennifer Aniston
Rolled into one!
Then some!

Jim Colyer ascap


Nashville Girl Album

[TheatreDiva90016]

You Stoopid!#2

Posted: 7/29/13 at 9:04pm

You got those thighs that fill up a room
You got those lips that have a sore
You got those teeth that need a dentist
You got those dimples that you just can't ignore

You Stoopid!
You Stoopid!
You Stoopid!
You Stoopid!

You got those shoulders with acne all over
You got those titties hanging way down low
You got that waist so round and full you can't bend over
You got those arms that are covered in hair

You Stoopid!
You Stoopid!
You Stoopid!
You Stoopid!

I wanna be your only man, cause you're a whore
I wanna sleep with you every night, cause I'm a bore
I want you lying here next to me, after I've strangled you
I wanna love you in the morning light, even though you are cold to the touch

guitar

You got those legs that go to the floor
You got those hips that can't fit through the door
You got those calves, like every cow has
You got those feet perfectly bovine!

You Stoopid!
You Stoopid!
You Stoopid!
You Stupid!

Rap:
You Hitler
You Stalin
You Dahmer
You Manson
You CRAZY
All rolled into one!
Then some!



ASSCRAP!

"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>> “I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>> -whatever2

[SNAFU]

You Stoopid!#2

Posted: 7/29/13 at 9:08pm

Well played Diva!

Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!

[TheatreDiva90016]

You Stoopid!#3

Posted: 7/29/13 at 9:12pm

Thanks.

I'm working out the choreography now.

"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>> “I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>> -whatever2

[~tiny~]

You Stoopid!#4

Posted: 7/29/13 at 9:20pm

Thanks, Diva!! YOU SO TALENTED!

"Anyone who isn't confused really doesn't understand the situation" ~~ Edward R. Murrow

[Wynbish]

You Stoopid!#5

Posted: 7/29/13 at 9:23pm

I think "Rap" may be missing an E

[FindingNamo]

You Stoopid!#6

Posted: 7/29/13 at 9:25pm

Although it's probably a rare occurrence in the Colyerverse, "You got those teeth that highlight your smile" might be the worst lyric ever written.

Twitter @NamoInExile Instagram none

[Wynbish]

You Stoopid!#7

Posted: 7/29/13 at 9:26pm

I'm surprised he likes them with teeth. All those botched donkey punches

[TheatreFan4]

You Stoopid!#8

Posted: 7/29/13 at 9:32pm

Oh Jim, please for the love of god record this song.

[SNAFU]

You Stoopid!#9

Posted: 7/29/13 at 9:38pm

Yeah Namo should be: " You gots a tooth that sparkles when you smile."

ETA: Diva, I hope it includes Twerking!

Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!

Updated On: 7/29/13 at 09:38 PM

[TheatreDiva90016]

You Stoopid!#10

Posted: 7/29/13 at 10:34pm

I'm twerking so hard!

"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>> “I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>> -whatever2

[Jane2]

You Stoopid!#11

Posted: 7/29/13 at 10:55pm

I don't think I was dreaming when I read someone post that JCWS was finally gotten rid of. wtf

<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES

[ClydeBarrow]

You Stoopid!#12

Posted: 7/29/13 at 11:08pm

"Rolled into one!
Then some!"

Classic!

"Pardon my prior Mcfee slip. I know how to spell her name. I just don't know how to type it." -Talulah

[blueroses]

You Stoopid!#13

Posted: 7/29/13 at 11:11pm

Diva, I am CRYING. That was absolute ****ing gold!

[ClydeBarrow]

You Stoopid!#15

Posted: 7/29/13 at 11:13pm

What is he standing next to? Dinosaur SH*T?

"Pardon my prior Mcfee slip. I know how to spell her name. I just don't know how to type it." -Talulah

[Liza's Headband]

You Stoopid!#16

Posted: 7/29/13 at 11:17pm

I don't know but every time I look deep into his WS eyes, and camo jacket, I feel a bit uneasy.

[ghostlight2]

You Stoopid!#17

Posted: 7/29/13 at 11:21pm

You weren't dreaming, Jane. Colyer posted a song about his in-laws yesterday - the day before? It was insipid and not nearly as offensive as a lot of the stuff he's been posting. No one posted on it that I saw, but a few hours later, it was gone.

SNAFU created a thread shortly after (subject line something like "Do my eyes deceive me?"), marveling at the fact that a Colyer thread had been deleted. We were about a dozen posts in when SNAFU's thread was deleted.

Baffling.

[Jane2]

You Stoopid!#18

Posted: 7/29/13 at 11:31pm

thanks Ghostlight.

this place doesn't make much sense. Not as much fun these days.

<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES

[ghostlight2]

You Stoopid!#19

Posted: 7/29/13 at 11:34pm

I agree - and you're welcome.

[SNAFU]

You Stoopid!#20

Posted: 7/29/13 at 11:49pm

Those happen to be Jim's anal polyps he just had removed, thank-you very much!

Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!

[TheatreDiva90016]

You Stoopid!#21

Posted: 7/30/13 at 1:15am

He's very proud of them, and likes to put them on display.

"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>> “I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>> -whatever2

[Bettyboy72]

You Stoopid!#22

Posted: 7/30/13 at 1:22am

Do we know that Jim Colyer the BWW poster is THE actual Jim Colyer (old man singer)? Any chance a troll just stole that identity? That old dude looks way too out of it to even attempt posting here.

"The sexual energy between the mother and son really concerns me!"-random woman behind me at Next to Normal "I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello

[ghostlight2]

You Stoopid!#23

Posted: 7/30/13 at 1:48am

I confess I've wondered the same.

eta: but there is a Jim Colyer that posts horrific racist and anti-Jewish stuff on right-wing websites. Odds are very good that he is the same man. What he's doing posting here is anyone's guess.
Updated On: 7/30/13 at 01:48 AM

[Liza's Headband]

You Stoopid!#23

Posted: 7/30/13 at 9:44am

Betty, that must be the case because my post and picture have mysteriously vanished...

[suestorm]

You Stoopid!#24

Posted: 7/30/13 at 9:54am

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