You know your family's great when . . . .

#1

You know your family's great when . . . .

Posted: 7/24/06 at 8:39pm

you can do ALL your birthday and xmas shopping at the Liquor Store.

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#2

re: You know your family's great when . . . .

Posted: 7/24/06 at 8:49pm

they pull secret santa names in July

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#3

re: You know your family's great when . . . .

Posted: 7/24/06 at 8:59pm

...the women of the family have no shame in dancing to Baby Got Back and Hot in Here on the poles of a funeral tent at a reunion while the men (or non participating women) videotape it for fun/blackmail and the children put dollar bills or coins in the women's pants.

(True story.)

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Updated On: 7/24/06 at 08:59 PM

#4

re: You know your family's great when . . . .

Posted: 7/24/06 at 9:03pm

they all laugh when the 17 year old gets drunk and has to call home (true story)

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#5

re: You know your family's great when . . . .

Posted: 7/24/06 at 9:06pm

when each member has their own chicken dance

whenever you mention your girlfriend, they all respond with a quizzical "Her?"

when your uncle is a repressed homosexual

when your cousin has a crush on you

when you can have pop-pop in the attic without shame

#6

re: You know your family's great when . . . .

Posted: 7/24/06 at 9:22pm

When your grandmother tells your two year old cousin "Shut Up! You sound like a duck."

Updated On: 7/24/06 at 09:22 PM

#7

re: You know your family's great when . . . .

Posted: 7/24/06 at 9:46pm

When the first time you see your step sister in 12 years is when you see her in the background as her boyfriend is being apprehended on America's Most Wanted!

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#8

re: You know your family's great when . . . .

Posted: 7/25/06 at 3:10am

whenever you mention your girlfriend, they all respond with a quizzical "Her?"

Don't you mean, "Whenever you mention your girlfriend, they all respond with a quizzical "GIRLfriend?"

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PEACE.

#9

re: You know your family's great when . . . .

Posted: 7/25/06 at 3:34am

When you and your mother can engage in some herb smoking together.

When your mom sticks her head out of the car window to call someone a dildo.

When your mother, at the age of 53, decides to go out and do all of the things she's always wanted to do while she still can, including getting a giant tattoo on the top of her foot. Ouch.

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#10

re: You know your family's great when . . . .

Posted: 7/25/06 at 7:43am

Sueleen, that just made my morning.

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#11

re: You know your family's great when . . . .

Posted: 7/25/06 at 7:48am

...you come out of the closet at 12 and your mom says "Hell, I've known since you were 6!"

edited to say:TRUE STORY!

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Updated On: 7/25/06 at 07:48 AM

#12

re: You know your family's great when . . . .

Posted: 7/25/06 at 8:35am

when your mom calls your boss, Frank Quinn, Franklin.

#13

re: You know your family's great when . . . .

Posted: 7/25/06 at 9:45am

While riding the Red Line in Chicago your mother proceeds to show random strangers the new Ungaro suit she got at Filene's. And then tells a guy he's "the nuts" because he asked if the two of you were sisters.

#14

re: You know your family's great when . . . .

Posted: 7/25/06 at 10:40am

When your cousins believe that Stephen Colbert is really conservative.

#15

re: You know your family's great when . . . .

Posted: 7/25/06 at 3:29pm

"Shut up! You sound like a duck!"

I spilt some water on that one.