Your Favorite Christopher Walken Quote?

[Cruel_Sandwich]

Posted: 8/10/05 at 9:39pm

"But Tim....Nick...what about...those of us...who are lactose...INTOLERANT?!? (Immediate cut to end credits)"

- Envy. An otherwise crappy movie, enlivened by this line.

[HeartinNYC]

Posted: 8/10/05 at 10:05pm

The entire scene of Walken with Woody Allen in "Annie Hall"...talking about how sometimes, when he's driving at night, he wants to drive right into oncoming traffic. Walken goes on and on about what a rush it would be - the sound of shattering glass, etc. This is followed by Woody's response: "That's very nice, Duane. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm due back on the planet Earth."

GREAT!

[Dirty Rotten Scoundrel]

Posted: 8/10/05 at 10:08pm

I NEED MORE COWBELL!

[BluCat500]

Posted: 8/10/05 at 10:13pm

"I hate Stiffly Stiffersons. I like to tie them up and prank them for hours in my basement."

"I pranked him to death with a tire iron!"

[Dirty Rotten Scoundrel]

Posted: 8/10/05 at 10:16pm

Oh and also when he said "hi" to me and I asked for an autograph and he said, "sure." He's scary in person though! lol.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 8/10/05 at 10:17pm

Aww.. someone copied by Cowbell line.

"MORE COWBELL!"

[BluCat500]

Posted: 8/10/05 at 10:17pm

lol way to name drop liz...

[Dirty Rotten Scoundrel]

Posted: 8/10/05 at 10:20pm

just saying he's nice! back to the thread. That cowbell sketchy has me rotf every time.

[Cruel_Sandwich]

Posted: 8/10/05 at 10:22pm

There's also his scenes in wedding crashers:

"FIVE GENERATIONS of large FAMILY BREEDING!"

[mabel]

Posted: 8/10/05 at 10:24pm

Well, a variation..."I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell!!!

Or, "Would you like to see my collection of of erotic Hummels?"

[Dirty Rotten Scoundrel]

Posted: 8/10/05 at 10:25pm

He was great in Wedding Crashers!!

[Cruel_Sandwich]

Posted: 8/10/05 at 10:30pm

Another crappy movie enlivened by one Walken line:

"JOE DIRT! GO JOE DIRT! GO JOE DIRT!"

The way he says that.....well it's as swift as a coursing river, has all the force of a great typhoon, as well as having the strength of a raging fire, while as it's as mysterious as...the dark side of.....THE MOOOOOOOOOON!

[Jon]

Posted: 8/10/05 at 11:43pm

The entire "watch" monologue in PULP FICTION!

[liotte]

Posted: 8/10/05 at 11:54pm

He lives on my block. But I don't know any quotes by him.

[apdarcey]

Posted: 8/10/05 at 11:58pm

of course people already said cowbell, which is my definition of christopher walken... he's just so great in that scene and it lives forever in my mind.

[Cruel_Sandwich]

Posted: 8/11/05 at 1:50am

Also....

Does anyone else agree that the Weapon of Choice video with Walken in it, directed by Spike Jonze, is one of the best music videos ever made, ranking up there with Thriller?

[broadway86]

Posted: 8/11/05 at 1:59am

"I need this like I need a BULLET IN THE HEAD!" - Around the Bend

[MyNameInLights]

Posted: 8/11/05 at 2:12am

Every minute of his part in True Romance. Everytime he says "pantomimes" I die. I LOVE HIM.

[Link Larkin Wanabe]

Posted: 8/11/05 at 4:32am

"You say tomato, I say tomato" sketch is great.


Akiva

[mabel]

Posted: 8/11/05 at 8:13am

Does anyone else agree that the Weapon of Choice video with Walken in it, directed by Spike Jonze, is one of the best music videos ever made, ranking up there with Thriller?

GENIUS! I love it. Gotta love Walken!!

[MagicToDo82]

Posted: 8/11/05 at 11:06am

Cowbell all the way. Though pretty much anything Mr. Walken chooses to say is a favorite quote of mine.:) And don't even get me started on Weapon of Choice. Best. Music. Video. Ever.

[Dirty Rotten Scoundrel]

Posted: 8/11/05 at 11:14am

WEAPON OF CHOICE!!!!! THAT VIDEO IS THE BEST THING ON THIS PLANET. lol.

[DoogieB]

Posted: 8/11/05 at 12:51pm

Turn on E!, NOW! It's over. (SNL episode hosted by Walken)

Updated On: 8/11/05 at 12:51 PM

[Cruel_Sandwich]

Posted: 8/11/05 at 4:46pm

"You spilled champagnah on your...BOOBS!"

[DoogieB]

Posted: 8/11/05 at 4:48pm

Haha yes.