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Your Favorite Christopher Walken Quote?

Your Favorite Christopher Walken Quote?

Cruel_Sandwich
#0Your Favorite Christopher Walken Quote?
Posted: 8/10/05 at 9:39pm

"But Tim....Nick...what about...those of us...who are lactose...INTOLERANT?!? (Immediate cut to end credits)"

- Envy. An otherwise crappy movie, enlivened by this line.

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HeartinNYC
#1re: Your Favorite Christopher Walken Quote?
Posted: 8/10/05 at 10:05pm

The entire scene of Walken with Woody Allen in "Annie Hall"...talking about how sometimes, when he's driving at night, he wants to drive right into oncoming traffic. Walken goes on and on about what a rush it would be - the sound of shattering glass, etc. This is followed by Woody's response: "That's very nice, Duane. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm due back on the planet Earth."

GREAT!


Neither a borrower nor a lender be...unless that's mine in the first place.

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Dirty Rotten Scoundrel
#2re: Your Favorite Christopher Walken Quote?
Posted: 8/10/05 at 10:08pm

I NEED MORE COWBELL!

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BluCat500
#3re: Your Favorite Christopher Walken Quote?
Posted: 8/10/05 at 10:13pm

"I hate Stiffly Stiffersons. I like to tie them up and prank them for hours in my basement."

"I pranked him to death with a tire iron!"


So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.~Office Space

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Dirty Rotten Scoundrel
#4re: Your Favorite Christopher Walken Quote?
Posted: 8/10/05 at 10:16pm

Oh and also when he said "hi" to me and I asked for an autograph and he said, "sure." He's scary in person though! lol.

#5re: Your Favorite Christopher Walken Quote?
Posted: 8/10/05 at 10:17pm

Aww.. someone copied by Cowbell line.

"MORE COWBELL!"

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BluCat500
#6re: Your Favorite Christopher Walken Quote?
Posted: 8/10/05 at 10:17pm

lol way to name drop liz...


So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.~Office Space

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#7re: Your Favorite Christopher Walken Quote?
Posted: 8/10/05 at 10:20pm

re: Your Favorite Christopher Walken Quote? just saying he's nice! back to the thread. That cowbell sketchy has me rotf every time.

Cruel_Sandwich
#8re: Your Favorite Christopher Walken Quote?
Posted: 8/10/05 at 10:22pm

There's also his scenes in wedding crashers:

"FIVE GENERATIONS of large FAMILY BREEDING!"

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mabel
#9re: Your Favorite Christopher Walken Quote?
Posted: 8/10/05 at 10:24pm

Well, a variation..."I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell!!!

Or, "Would you like to see my collection of of erotic Hummels?"


But when did New Hampshire become--Such a backward wasteland of seatbelt hating crazies?...I mean, only 40 people actually live there. The others are just visitors who come for the tax-free liquor and three inches of novelty coastline. John Hodgeman on The Daily Show (1-30-07)

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Dirty Rotten Scoundrel
#10re: Your Favorite Christopher Walken Quote?
Posted: 8/10/05 at 10:25pm

He was great in Wedding Crashers!!

Cruel_Sandwich
#11re: Your Favorite Christopher Walken Quote?
Posted: 8/10/05 at 10:30pm

Another crappy movie enlivened by one Walken line:

"JOE DIRT! GO JOE DIRT! GO JOE DIRT!"

The way he says that.....well it's as swift as a coursing river, has all the force of a great typhoon, as well as having the strength of a raging fire, while as it's as mysterious as...the dark side of.....THE MOOOOOOOOOON!

Jon
#12re: Your Favorite Christopher Walken Quote?
Posted: 8/10/05 at 11:43pm

The entire "watch" monologue in PULP FICTION!

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liotte
#13re: Your Favorite Christopher Walken Quote?
Posted: 8/10/05 at 11:54pm

He lives on my block. But I don't know any quotes by him.

apdarcey
#14re: Your Favorite Christopher Walken Quote?
Posted: 8/10/05 at 11:58pm

of course people already said cowbell, which is my definition of christopher walken... he's just so great in that scene and it lives forever in my mind.

Cruel_Sandwich
#15re: Your Favorite Christopher Walken Quote?
Posted: 8/11/05 at 1:50am

Also....

Does anyone else agree that the Weapon of Choice video with Walken in it, directed by Spike Jonze, is one of the best music videos ever made, ranking up there with Thriller?

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broadway86
#16re: Your Favorite Christopher Walken Quote?
Posted: 8/11/05 at 1:59am

"I need this like I need a BULLET IN THE HEAD!" - Around the Bend

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MyNameInLights
#17re: Your Favorite Christopher Walken Quote?
Posted: 8/11/05 at 2:12am

Every minute of his part in True Romance. Everytime he says "pantomimes" I die. I LOVE HIM.


"The stage is where I live and come alive and act out all the things that go on in my life. It's not just what I do for a living, it's my shrink and my love affair. No one in my life has ever or ever will kiss me on the mouth like this lover called my relationship with my performance."

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Link Larkin Wanabe
#18re: Your Favorite Christopher Walken Quote?
Posted: 8/11/05 at 4:32am

"You say tomato, I say tomato" sketch is great.


Akiva

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mabel
#19re: Your Favorite Christopher Walken Quote?
Posted: 8/11/05 at 8:13am

Does anyone else agree that the Weapon of Choice video with Walken in it, directed by Spike Jonze, is one of the best music videos ever made, ranking up there with Thriller?

GENIUS! I love it. Gotta love Walken!!


But when did New Hampshire become--Such a backward wasteland of seatbelt hating crazies?...I mean, only 40 people actually live there. The others are just visitors who come for the tax-free liquor and three inches of novelty coastline. John Hodgeman on The Daily Show (1-30-07)

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MagicToDo82
#20re: Your Favorite Christopher Walken Quote?
Posted: 8/11/05 at 11:06am

Cowbell all the way. Though pretty much anything Mr. Walken chooses to say is a favorite quote of mine.:) And don't even get me started on Weapon of Choice. Best. Music. Video. Ever.


There's always room for pathos - and jazz hands.

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Dirty Rotten Scoundrel
#21re: Your Favorite Christopher Walken Quote?
Posted: 8/11/05 at 11:14am

WEAPON OF CHOICE!!!!! THAT VIDEO IS THE BEST THING ON THIS PLANET. lol.

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DoogieB
#22re: Your Favorite Christopher Walken Quote?
Posted: 8/11/05 at 12:51pm

Turn on E!, NOW! It's over. (SNL episode hosted by Walken)


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Cruel_Sandwich
#23re: Your Favorite Christopher Walken Quote?
Posted: 8/11/05 at 4:46pm

"You spilled champagnah on your...BOOBS!"

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DoogieB
#24re: Your Favorite Christopher Walken Quote?
Posted: 8/11/05 at 4:48pm

Haha yes.


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