Your predictions for 2011

#1

Your predictions for 2011

Posted: 12/30/10 at 3:27pm

Serious or facetious. Regarding politics, entertainment, sports, or anything else.

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#2

Your predictions for 2011

Posted: 12/30/10 at 3:30pm

I predict on December 21st the world will come to an end.

#3

Your predictions for 2011

Posted: 12/30/10 at 3:32pm

I predict I will be having a lot more conversations about sperm than I ever have before.

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#4

Your predictions for 2011

Posted: 12/30/10 at 3:32pm

I sadly predict Mr. & Mrs. Roxy will separate.

#5

Your predictions for 2011

Posted: 12/30/10 at 3:37pm

I can't wait for the next installment of some really trashy reality show that everyone hates, but can't get enough of.

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#6

Your predictions for 2011

Posted: 12/30/10 at 3:43pm

Mel Gibson will do something stupid, and somehow top the phone call incident.

#7

Your predictions for 2011

Posted: 12/30/10 at 3:47pm

I think Madonna will make an ass out of herself.

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#8

Your predictions for 2011

Posted: 12/30/10 at 3:56pm

In the summer we will all be bitching about how hot it is.

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#9

Your predictions for 2011

Posted: 12/30/10 at 4:05pm

Sutton Foster will receive incredibly lukewarm reviews for ANYTHING GOES.

Liza Minnelli and Julie Andrews will star in the long awaited revival of DEUCE.

Carla will win TOP CHEF.

Victoria Clark will be arrested for conspiring with known terrorist cells living in Milwaukee.

Lea Michele will walk the red carpet at the Emmys in a gorgeous white gown with no underwear, unaware she didn't wipe properly.

#10

Your predictions for 2011

Posted: 12/30/10 at 4:09pm

The two clementines being smuggled in Jordan's avatar will shrivel up and become quite bitter.

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#11

Your predictions for 2011

Posted: 12/30/10 at 6:09pm

Lauryn Hill will make a triumphant return to the world stage in a benefit concert before thousands gathered on St. Peter's Square just before we're all caught up in the Rapture. Of course, she'll open the set with her monster comeback hit "Zion bitch-slapped Babylon".

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Updated On: 12/30/10 at 06:09 PM

#12

Your predictions for 2011

Posted: 12/30/10 at 7:49pm

Rush Limbaugh will get divorced again.

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#13

Your predictions for 2011

Posted: 12/30/10 at 8:29pm

Miley Cyrus will end up in rehab. Or have a sex tape.

#14

Your predictions for 2011

Posted: 12/31/10 at 9:17am

I have Lindsey Lohan for this year's death pool, so one can only assume I will win.

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#15

Your predictions for 2011

Posted: 12/31/10 at 9:21am

America will slip just a bit more down the drain.

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#16

Your predictions for 2011

Posted: 12/31/10 at 9:46am

Sarah Palin will say something utterly stupid while Bristol tries to get away with a secret abortion.

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....but the world goes 'round

#17

Your predictions for 2011

Posted: 12/31/10 at 10:32am

If she times it right, she could even squeeze in two abortions.

#18

Your predictions for 2011

Posted: 12/31/10 at 11:03am

I predict that, despite claims that we're never posting on BWW again, we'll all be here (God willing)...

...and that there will have been sock puppets and meltdowns. But, in the end, there will have been more goodness and laughter than anger.

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Updated On: 12/31/10 at 11:03 AM

#19

Your predictions for 2011

Posted: 12/31/10 at 11:04am

Taylor Swift will still be talking about Kanye West.

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#20

Your predictions for 2011

Posted: 12/31/10 at 11:21am

Some people will become obsessed with Punchdrunk's "Sleep No More," opening March 7. They will see the show multiple times and will compare notes with others who have become smitten with the moody, atmospheric Hitchcockian take on MacBeth. Unlike people who become obsessed with typical 2 and a half hour shows that take place on a proscenium stage, these fans will never run out of new details to discuss because this is truly immersive theater.

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Updated On: 12/31/10 at 11:21 AM

#21

Your predictions for 2011

Posted: 12/31/10 at 11:34am

Forgetting about all the promises we made after last year's Tony Awards to never watch them again, we will contemplate jumping off the Brooklyn Bridge when Spiderman wins the Tony for Best Musical, and Bono does a 10 minute concert on the telecast after he wins Best Score.

Oprah decides to do another season of her show.

Questions of Obama's nationality and religion will highlight a slow news week in the summer.

Sarah Palin's show will get picked up for two more seasons

They will announce a Wicked film will start filming in the fall of 2012. Lea Michelle will star.

Gay Marriage will be legal in another state

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#22

Your predictions for 2011

Posted: 12/31/10 at 12:32pm

Kate Gosselin should fall off the face of the earth, never to be heard from again.

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#23

Your predictions for 2011

Posted: 12/31/10 at 12:49pm

^^ God, we should be so lucky. Maybe she'll take Snooki with her.

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#24

Your predictions for 2011

Posted: 12/31/10 at 1:18pm

Wrong about me & Mrs R Jordan

Seriously, I predict Spiderman will open sometime in 2011

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#25

Your predictions for 2011

Posted: 12/31/10 at 5:51pm

<-- will probably remain single for another year.

And not by choice.

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