Forgetting about all the promises we made after last year's Tony Awards to never watch them again, we will contemplate jumping off the Brooklyn Bridge when Spiderman wins the Tony for Best Musical, and Bono does a 10 minute concert on the telecast after he wins Best Score.
Oprah decides to do another season of her show.
Questions of Obama's nationality and religion will highlight a slow news week in the summer.
Sarah Palin's show will get picked up for two more seasons
They will announce a Wicked film will start filming in the fall of 2012. Lea Michelle will star.
Gay Marriage will be legal in another state
"If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and then admit that we just don't want to do it." -Stephen Colbert