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[CJR]

Posted: 6/6/08 at 11:34am

How bad is it that I actually just did a little *squee!!* in my seat when I saw Gary Schwartz listed? How sad for me. He played Bravo Fox on Zoobilee Zoo. I thought they'd all dropped off the face of the planet lol

**Edit** And there's Karen Hartman..... Talkatoo C0ckatoo

Updated On: 6/6/08 at 11:34 AM

[best12bars]

Posted: 6/6/08 at 11:41am

It says all calls are a max of 30 seconds. After that, the call is cut off.

[jenna2]

Posted: 6/6/08 at 11:42am

The Professor from Gilligan's Island AND the guy that wrote 'Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer'! Jeez, how do you choose?

[CJR]

Posted: 6/6/08 at 11:51am

30 seconds? They're d list celebrities.... how busy can they be?

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 6/6/08 at 11:53am

I'm totally going to get Dobie Gillis to call my mother. She will probably wet herself right there.

This is a trip down memory lane. Greg Evigan was my first ever celebrity crush and starred in the TV series with the gayest title in television history: B.J. and the Bear.

[Borstalboy]

Posted: 6/6/08 at 11:54am

Ooooh, Evigan could be one of my two dads any day!

[CJR]

Posted: 6/6/08 at 12:02pm

LMAO and you could have gone to see him in Chicago and talked to him for free! (He actually wasn't bad as Billy, surprisingly enough)

[jenna2]

Posted: 6/6/08 at 12:04pm

"The vast majority of our celebrities are not motivated by financial reasons when it comes to this project. Their extraordinary achievements have made them tremendously popular all across the globe and they believe that our patented new service is a great way for them to stay in touch with their growing fan base. It's also a lot of fun."

Reading that just made my day.

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 6/6/08 at 12:05pm

EEEEE!!! Tony O'Dell from Head of the Class!! I was IN LOVE with him when I was in high school. I'm having palpitations.

[nmartin]

Posted: 6/6/08 at 12:09pm

O'Dell seems to be packing heat.

[robbiej]

Posted: 6/6/08 at 12:13pm

Tony O'Dell makes my vagina churn.

I love him with abandon.

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 6/6/08 at 12:14pm

Suddenly, I feel sixteen again! I may need some private time.

[JerseyGirl2]

Posted: 6/6/08 at 12:19pm

Lorenzo Lamas, baby! lol I have to admit, I don't know half of these jokers.

Ha! When Mike Walker calls can he give out celebrity gossip?

ERIN GRAY FROM BUCK ROGERS?

Updated On: 6/6/08 at 12:19 PM

[robbiej]

Posted: 6/6/08 at 12:23pm

WAIT!

They also have Skippy from Family Ties and Piggy from Road Rules???

AND MY BIRTHDAY JUST WENT BY WITHOUT A CALL FROM ANY OF THESE PEOPLE????

You all suck.

[CJR]

Posted: 6/6/08 at 12:24pm

Tony O'Dell makes my vagina churn.

I love him with abandon.

Robbie, I LOVE you for that. I just toppled out of my chair in my office.

[Calvin]

Posted: 6/6/08 at 12:29pm

They limit the calls to 30-seconds so they can brag that they're commanding $800 an hour for their work.
Updated On: 6/6/08 at 12:29 PM

[robbiej]

Posted: 6/6/08 at 12:34pm

Alas, the 'vagina/churn' is taken from a friend from college. She said to a friend, after hearing him sing, 'Your voice makes my vagina churn.' It's stuck with me ever since.

Too bad she went from fun, funky bi-girl to born-again. Makes me sad.

[Calvin]

Posted: 6/6/08 at 12:39pm

It's like the Amy Grant biography in reverse!

[robbiej]

Posted: 6/6/08 at 12:45pm

Never say 'Amy Grant' to me again.

[DG]

Posted: 6/6/08 at 12:46pm

Have to pay some more homage to the 'vagina churn' comment - that's just f'ing GREAT!

[best12bars]

Posted: 6/6/08 at 12:49pm

"Too bad she went from fun, funky bi-girl to born-again. Makes me sad."



I guess Jesus makes her vagina churn now, Robbie.

[robbiej]

Posted: 6/6/08 at 12:53pm

That's just WRONG, besty.

Everyone knows it's the Holy Ghost that gets the vag a-rumblin' and a-rollin'.

[CJR]

Posted: 6/6/08 at 1:09pm

Everyone knows it's the Holy Ghost that gets the vag a-rumblin' and a-rollin'.

That is so wrong on so many levels....

It's a good thing I'm already going to hell lol

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 6/6/08 at 1:10pm

I've never heard "vagina churn"! I wil have to try it out on a friend of mine. I've always been partial to "it makes my clit vibrate like a tuning fork".

[SueleenGay]

Posted: 6/6/08 at 1:10pm

I thought Kitten was dead.
Where is Phillip Michael Thomas?
And how do we KNOW these are the REAL celebs? I can do a pretty mean Mary Badham imitation, you know.