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a D-List Celeb will call YOU for only $19.95!!! order now!
SueleenGay
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/9/03
#50re: a D-List Celeb will call YOU for only $19.95!!! order now!
Posted: 6/6/08 at 1:19pm
And when it says "Unavailable Today" I wish it would be more specific:
"At 12 Step meeting until 2:00 EST"
"Should be posting bond and available by 6:00 EST"
"Unavailable until bandages removed"
PEACE.
#51re: a D-List Celeb will call YOU for only $19.95!!! order now!
Posted: 6/6/08 at 1:25pm"Availability pending on parole hearing"
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
SueleenGay
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/9/03
#52re: a D-List Celeb will call YOU for only $19.95!!! order now!
Posted: 6/6/08 at 1:32pm(No longer available, his/her one call went to attorney.)
PEACE.
jam_man
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/25/05
#53re: a D-List Celeb will call YOU for only $19.95!!! order now!
Posted: 6/6/08 at 3:03pmNo longer available, just got real job as Asst. Manager of Taco Bell.
"Who is Stephen Sondheim?" -roninjoey
"The man who wishes he had written Phantom of the Opera!" - SueleenGay
GO CARDINALS!!!
"The man who wishes he had written Phantom of the Opera!" - SueleenGay
GO CARDINALS!!!
Gothampc
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#54re: a D-List Celeb will call YOU for only $19.95!!! order now!
Posted: 6/6/08 at 3:14pm
Where's Gary Coleman?
Where's anybody from The Brady Bunch or The Partridge Family or Eight is Enough?
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
robbiej
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#55re: a D-List Celeb will call YOU for only $19.95!!! order now!
Posted: 6/6/08 at 3:16pm
Thanks for reminding me, Goth!
Grant Goodeve also made my vagina churn!
Like Aunt Eller with the butter.
"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."
Gothampc
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#56re: a D-List Celeb will call YOU for only $19.95!!! order now!
Posted: 6/6/08 at 3:20pm
"They may call at any time day or night because they live in various time zones so it's important for you to make certain the answering machine is always on"
Is "they live in various time zones" a euphemism for they are drunk or high?
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
Corine2
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/14/03
#57re: a D-List Celeb will call YOU for only $19.95!!! order now!
Posted: 6/6/08 at 7:11pm
I don't see Bruce Vilanch on that list. He is the only person that would make me giddy to talk to on the phone.
I mean he could tell me some jokes.
A phone call from Vilanch would pretty much make my year.
Someone add him to the list. 
What can I say, the man makes me laugh.
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Updated On: 6/6/08 at 07:11 PM
#58re: a D-List Celeb will call YOU for only $19.95!!! order now!
Posted: 6/6/08 at 10:46pm
Is that Mo'Nique?
Where's Kathy Griffin?
nick lachey?
"I saw Pavarotti play Rodolfo on stage and with his girth I thought he was about to eat the whole table at the Cafe Momus." - Dollypop
Dollypop
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
#59re: a D-List Celeb will call YOU for only $19.95!!! order now!
Posted: 6/6/08 at 11:19pm
This reminds me of when Perry Como was playing at the Westbury Music Fair many years ago. An aging nun that I was friends with absolutely loved him, so I wrote to Perry and gave him the phone number of the convent, explaining that she was getting on in her years but was a great fan of his.
He actually called her on what turned out to be her birthday. The nun had a hard time believing that she was talking to "her Perry" but after a while settled down oonto a memorable conversation with him. She never forgot it.
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
SueleenGay
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/9/03
#60re: a D-List Celeb will call YOU for only $19.95!!! order now!
Posted: 6/6/08 at 11:47pmCorine, I am sure Bruce would be flattered that you think he belongs on that list.
PEACE.
Corine2
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/14/03
#61re: a D-List Celeb will call YOU for only $19.95!!! order now!
Posted: 6/7/08 at 12:34pm
Sue,
Bruce is on the A LIST IN MY EYES. But, it has always been my dream to interview him. I have talked to him in person twice.
He is very approachable and nice.
I adore him and gave him a Betty Boop watch.
Bruce is my favorite A LIST celeb.
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