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[SueleenGay]

Posted: 6/6/08 at 1:19pm

And when it says "Unavailable Today" I wish it would be more specific:

"At 12 Step meeting until 2:00 EST"
"Should be posting bond and available by 6:00 EST"
"Unavailable until bandages removed"

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 6/6/08 at 1:25pm

"Availability pending on parole hearing"

[SueleenGay]

Posted: 6/6/08 at 1:32pm

(No longer available, his/her one call went to attorney.)

[jam_man]

Posted: 6/6/08 at 3:03pm

No longer available, just got real job as Asst. Manager of Taco Bell.

[Gothampc]

Posted: 6/6/08 at 3:14pm

Where's Gary Coleman?

Where's anybody from The Brady Bunch or The Partridge Family or Eight is Enough?

[robbiej]

Posted: 6/6/08 at 3:16pm

Thanks for reminding me, Goth!

Grant Goodeve also made my vagina churn!

Like Aunt Eller with the butter.

[Gothampc]

Posted: 6/6/08 at 3:20pm

"They may call at any time day or night because they live in various time zones so it's important for you to make certain the answering machine is always on"

Is "they live in various time zones" a euphemism for they are drunk or high?

[Corine2]

Posted: 6/6/08 at 7:11pm

I don't see Bruce Vilanch on that list. He is the only person that would make me giddy to talk to on the phone.
I mean he could tell me some jokes.

A phone call from Vilanch would pretty much make my year.
Someone add him to the list.
What can I say, the man makes me laugh.
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[Brave Sir Robin2]

Posted: 6/6/08 at 10:46pm

Is that Mo'Nique?

Where's Kathy Griffin?



nick lachey?

[Dollypop]

Posted: 6/6/08 at 11:19pm

This reminds me of when Perry Como was playing at the Westbury Music Fair many years ago. An aging nun that I was friends with absolutely loved him, so I wrote to Perry and gave him the phone number of the convent, explaining that she was getting on in her years but was a great fan of his.

He actually called her on what turned out to be her birthday. The nun had a hard time believing that she was talking to "her Perry" but after a while settled down oonto a memorable conversation with him. She never forgot it.

[SueleenGay]

Posted: 6/6/08 at 11:47pm

Corine, I am sure Bruce would be flattered that you think he belongs on that list.

[Corine2]

Posted: 6/7/08 at 12:34pm

Sue,
Bruce is on the A LIST IN MY EYES. But, it has always been my dream to interview him. I have talked to him in person twice.
He is very approachable and nice.
I adore him and gave him a Betty Boop watch.

Bruce is my favorite A LIST celeb.