australian kids find our when to die to avoid being greenhouse pigs

#1

australian kids find our when to die to avoid being greenhouse pigs

Posted: 5/28/08 at 1:34pm

i don't care what your position is on the environment, this site is effed up.

greenhouse slayer: death calculator

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Updated On: 5/28/08 at 01:34 PM

#2

re: australian kids find our when to die to avoid being greenhouse pigs

Posted: 5/28/08 at 1:38pm

i got to live 7.9 years. nice way to propagandize children.

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#3

re: australian kids find our when to die to avoid being greenhouse pigs

Posted: 5/28/08 at 1:41pm

59! whoo!

#4

re: australian kids find our when to die to avoid being greenhouse pigs

Posted: 5/28/08 at 1:49pm

now try doing it and telling the truth.

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#5

re: australian kids find our when to die to avoid being greenhouse pigs

Posted: 5/28/08 at 2:11pm

33.9 years here! Same age as Jesus.

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#6

re: australian kids find our when to die to avoid being greenhouse pigs

Posted: 5/28/08 at 3:00pm

Good grief. According to this, I should have kicked the bucket at 9.3 years. Or 7.whatever. I took it twice because on the question about how much spending went to what, I wasn't sure what to put for what. Either way, 7 or 9, I'm living on a pile of borrowed time here!

#7

re: australian kids find our when to die to avoid being greenhouse pigs

Posted: 5/28/08 at 3:15pm

They were onto something. Death at thirty before we all get wrinkled and gassy.

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#8

re: australian kids find our when to die to avoid being greenhouse pigs

Posted: 5/28/08 at 10:44pm

F'king Aussie know it all. I'm going to go out, eat a lot of meat and burn some fuel oil jsut cause I can.

#9

re: australian kids find our when to die to avoid being greenhouse pigs

Posted: 5/28/08 at 10:58pm

10.3. Hm, I especially loved it when the pig exploded into a puddle of blood.

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#10

re: australian kids find our when to die to avoid being greenhouse pigs

Posted: 5/28/08 at 11:15pm

61

i was very upset when my tiny little piggie exploded

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#11

re: australian kids find our when to die to avoid being greenhouse pigs

Posted: 5/28/08 at 11:29pm

56.3 years

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#12

re: australian kids find our when to die to avoid being greenhouse pigs

Posted: 5/29/08 at 12:05pm

Found that if you give perfect answers, your little piggie angelically floats upwards, and you're told that you can live forever!

#13

re: australian kids find our when to die to avoid being greenhouse pigs

Posted: 5/29/08 at 12:08pm

67.9 years

#14

re: australian kids find our when to die to avoid being greenhouse pigs

Posted: 5/29/08 at 7:04pm

19.7

I like the part when the pig explodes. I'm going to do that again!

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#15

re: australian kids find our when to die to avoid being greenhouse pigs

Posted: 5/31/08 at 9:44pm

63.2 years.

I found that being a poor, vegetarian student actually helped for once!

#16

re: australian kids find our when to die to avoid being greenhouse pigs

Posted: 6/1/08 at 1:19pm

According to this thing, I should be dead by now.

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#17

re: australian kids find our when to die to avoid being greenhouse pigs

Posted: 6/1/08 at 2:00pm

2.9 years. Oops.

#18

re: australian kids find our when to die to avoid being greenhouse pigs

Posted: 6/1/08 at 5:07pm

"You can live forever," it said. Huh. Let's hear it for SRI.

#19

re: australian kids find our when to die to avoid being greenhouse pigs

Posted: 6/1/08 at 5:23pm

That is ABSOLUTELY disgusting.

I was 22.1. I tried again for fun with bad answers, and I was 1.2.

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#20

re: australian kids find our when to die to avoid being greenhouse pigs

Posted: 6/1/08 at 5:26pm

OMG!!! I SHOULDVE DIED WHEN I WAS 7!!!!

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