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best remedy for a sucking chest wound
BroadwayBulldog
Broadway Star Joined: 6/5/06
#75re: best remedy for a sucking chest wound
Posted: 8/26/06 at 5:57pmActually, papadapa, a friend of mine had a similar problem. We took him to the local auto body shop and left him overnight. The body shop experts were able to fix the problem, and we picked him up the next day. He was like new. He got a choice of skin tone colors for his chest and it only took a few short weeks for him to stop leaving a trail of black smoke in his wake, too.
#76re: best remedy for a sucking chest wound
Posted: 8/27/06 at 1:15pmpapa??
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#77re: best remedy for a sucking chest wound
Posted: 8/27/06 at 4:36pmwhen did the sky become plaid and why are there sea monkeys dancing on top of my imac?
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SweetQintheLights
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/12/05
#78re: best remedy for a sucking chest wound
Posted: 8/27/06 at 4:43pm
Papa! Back from the dead!!
Did you meet Brendan while you were there?
sabrelady
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/16/03
#79re: best remedy for a sucking chest wound
Posted: 8/27/06 at 11:14pm
Vaseline! Fill the hole w it- Oh wait that's another kinda...
Never mind, just do the rosary and wish upon a star.
#80re: best remedy for a sucking chest wound
Posted: 8/28/06 at 10:38am
Here are a few poultice ideas. I think the fourth one would be appropriate in papas case.
TYPES OF POULTICES
Mustard: This is beneficial for inflammation, lung congestion, and swelling, and can help relax tense muscles. Because mustard is an irritant, place the mixture between 2 pieces of cloth, rather than placing it in direct contact with the skin.
Onion: Is good for ear infections, and for boils and sores that have difficulty healing. To make this poultice, place finely chopped onion between 2 pieces of cloth, rather than placing it in direct contact with the skin.
Pau d'arco, Ragweed, and Wood Sage: Can be combined and used to treat tumors and external cancers.
Poke Root: Is good for an inflamed or sore breast.
Sage: Like poke root, can help relieve breast inflammation and soreness.
#81re: best remedy for a sucking chest wound
Posted: 8/28/06 at 11:29amRun to the light, baby!
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#82re: best remedy for a sucking chest wound
Posted: 8/28/06 at 11:30am
Well, I was thinking about it and Papa's really not a chicken, he's more a chicken-chaser. I even hear he's a breast man.
So I'm assuming KFC will be catering the wake?
#83re: best remedy for a sucking chest wound
Posted: 8/28/06 at 11:47amhas the bleeding stopped yet? Maybe if you stick a tampon into the wound that will help stop the bleeding....make sure the string is hanging out of the wound though...it'll make it easier for the doctors to get it out.
#84re: best remedy for a sucking chest wound
Posted: 8/28/06 at 12:15pm
Now I generally love a good thread like this. The flights of hyperbolic entendres are a good workout for the brain....
But why are folks ganging up on geek? If there's a good reason, I'd love a PM.
sabrelady
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/16/03
#85re: best remedy for a sucking chest wound
Posted: 8/31/06 at 1:16amSeriously, I actually hadda learn to make poltices when I was in Nsg school.. Esp linseed. Alittle h20 a buncha linseed and then a soupicon of sodium bicarb. Stir freq to get the lumps out then ladle the thickgummy stuff onto a couple of layers of cloth and lay it on the pts body. I esp remember using it to get boils to burst.. Any help there Papa? a sucking chest boil- now THERE'S an image!
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