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best remedy for a sucking chest wound
JohnBoy2
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/21/06
#25re: best remedy for a sucking chest wound
Posted: 8/25/06 at 5:01pmI don't believe a poultice is good for an open wound; and, from your description, it appears to be open! Also, I thought they used poultice on farm animals and horses. Are you horse-like in some way?
#26re: best remedy for a sucking chest wound
Posted: 8/25/06 at 5:02pmJohnBoy, I wouldn't be surprised.
"I can't figure out what kind of life this is, comedy or tragedy, I just know it's showbiz. And what if I don't agree with the lines I have to read? They don't pay me enough, the way I see it."
JustAGuy
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/20/03
#27re: best remedy for a sucking chest wound
Posted: 8/25/06 at 5:05pm
"Are you horse-like in some way? "
If the rumours coming from the gym dressing room are any indication, I think the answer is yes.
"Just a Guy. Your feelings are touching. I am gladdened by the thought that you will one day wind up 6 feet under as we all do." - MrRoxy ------
"I do not suggest you walk out the door onto a New York street with your vulnerable child part exposed and not protected..." - Jason Bennett
SweetQintheLights
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/12/05
#28re: best remedy for a sucking chest wound
Posted: 8/25/06 at 5:05pm
Papa- does it look anything like this? 
"How bout a little black dress?"~hannahshule
"I have a penis, not a vagina." ~munkustrap178
#29re: best remedy for a sucking chest wound
Posted: 8/25/06 at 5:05pm
Papa -
I understand your pain.
First, get some butter and rub it around the wound. Don't get "I can't believe it's not butter" - it has to be REAL butter.
Second, crack and egg and mix it together with some milk and dunk a piece of bread into it
Next, preheat
Oh wait. I'm sorry - I was giving you the recipe for french toast
"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men" - Willy Wonka
JohnBoy2
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/21/06
#30re: best remedy for a sucking chest wound
Posted: 8/25/06 at 5:09pmActually, that's a pretty good recipe for a poultice.
#31re: best remedy for a sucking chest wound
Posted: 8/25/06 at 5:11pm
dammit, craig! i was halfway through...geez.
i don't have a digital camera handy, but i found a representation online that really looks like my wound.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
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pray to st. jude
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he was the gimmicky sort
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...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
neddyfrank2
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/23/05
#32re: best remedy for a sucking chest wound
Posted: 8/25/06 at 5:11pmSweetQ- Why did you have the post that!?!!?!
#33re: best remedy for a sucking chest wound
Posted: 8/25/06 at 5:12pmPapa, there are teenagers that visit this site that have parents who don't want them to look at that sort of gore. We certainly wouldn't want to make it more difficult for the moderators because you couldn't exercise some discretion about your wounds.
"I can't figure out what kind of life this is, comedy or tragedy, I just know it's showbiz. And what if I don't agree with the lines I have to read? They don't pay me enough, the way I see it."
JustAGuy
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/20/03
#34re: best remedy for a sucking chest wound
Posted: 8/25/06 at 5:13pm
Potato Poultice
Here's How:
Chop two unpeeled potatoes into 1 inch cubes.
Boil the potato cubes. Mash them.
Spread the potatoes onto a thick gauze or cheesecloth. Add another sheet of gauze or cheesecloth or fold it over.
Test the temperature with your hand, making sure it's not too hot.
Apply the poultice to the affected area. Wrap it with a dry cloth or towel and hold it in place with string or bandage.
Remove the poultice once it is cold.
It may not do much for the chest wound, but it will help the pesky eczema.
"Just a Guy. Your feelings are touching. I am gladdened by the thought that you will one day wind up 6 feet under as we all do." - MrRoxy ------
"I do not suggest you walk out the door onto a New York street with your vulnerable child part exposed and not protected..." - Jason Bennett
#35re: best remedy for a sucking chest wound
Posted: 8/25/06 at 5:17pm
Here is a diagram demonstrating the best way to stop the bleeding:
Updated On: 8/25/06 at 05:17 PM
nomdeplume
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/20/05
#36re: best remedy for a sucking chest wound
Posted: 8/25/06 at 5:38pm
Ah dunno, Patronus.
I think the pink dress.
#37re: best remedy for a sucking chest wound
Posted: 8/25/06 at 5:40pmI think I'd agree with you, nomdeplume...I still hold that the pink is better with my complexion.
"I can't figure out what kind of life this is, comedy or tragedy, I just know it's showbiz. And what if I don't agree with the lines I have to read? They don't pay me enough, the way I see it."
nomdeplume
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/20/05
#38re: best remedy for a sucking chest wound
Posted: 8/25/06 at 5:41pm
Have you a nextdoor vampire that could help you out with the blood thing?
What's Hugh Panaro doing?
#39re: best remedy for a sucking chest wound
Posted: 8/25/06 at 5:42pmI thought the sea foam dress would be more absorbent.
#40re: best remedy for a sucking chest wound
Posted: 8/25/06 at 5:44pm
Papa, for a mear 10k, I could hook you up with someone that will magic away the demons in your soul. For now...just teepee yourself...
Updated On: 8/25/06 at 05:44 PM
colleen_lee
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/16/05
#41re: best remedy for a sucking chest wound
Posted: 8/25/06 at 5:45pmWell, it all seems to be moot now as papa's abscence suggests he finally knocked off.
"You just can't win. Ever. Look at the bright side, at least you are not stuck in First Wives Club: The Musical. That would really suck. "
--Sueleen Gay
#42re: best remedy for a sucking chest wound
Posted: 8/25/06 at 5:46pmI can supply the proper burial services as well...
colleen_lee
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/16/05
#43re: best remedy for a sucking chest wound
Posted: 8/25/06 at 5:49pmTime for a good ole fashioned BWW shiva?
"You just can't win. Ever. Look at the bright side, at least you are not stuck in First Wives Club: The Musical. That would really suck. "
--Sueleen Gay
#44re: best remedy for a sucking chest wound
Posted: 8/25/06 at 5:53pmI'll be a pall bearer, if, and only if iHeartMyGeek and Sueleen sing "I Will Never Leave You" from Side Show with their matching avatars and then Sueleen strikes her down.
#45re: best remedy for a sucking chest wound
Posted: 8/25/06 at 5:55pm
Someone has to do "You Don't Know This Man" from Parade.
SweetQ, do you mind icing the picture you have there. It's making me hurl.
Updated On: 8/25/06 at 05:55 PM
ShbrtAlley44
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/1/03
#46re: best remedy for a sucking chest wound
Posted: 8/25/06 at 5:55pmI've watched ER enough times... I think I can try to do a thoracotomy for no reason at all. At least it might stop the bleeding from the first wound.
#47re: best remedy for a sucking chest wound
Posted: 8/25/06 at 5:57pmreports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. away with your eastern tribal rituals, marlene. colleen, the bleeding seems to have slowed and clotted. put down the champagne, pj.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#48re: best remedy for a sucking chest wound
Posted: 8/25/06 at 5:59pmAwww damn, I was going to call in the Munchkins...they're not going to be happy noooow.
etoile
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/2/03
#49re: best remedy for a sucking chest wound
Posted: 8/25/06 at 5:59pmNom, if you want papa to use bloodsuckers I'd suggest instead of a vampire he use leeches. There never seems to be a shortage of those around these parts.
Rest in peace, Iflitifloat.
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