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best remedy for a sucking chest wound
#50re: best remedy for a sucking chest wound
Posted: 8/25/06 at 6:00pmgeez, marlene, that's a whole thread that'll be unhappy. and etoile, did you have to mention the leeches? i mean, ewwwwwwww!
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
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#51re: best remedy for a sucking chest wound
Posted: 8/25/06 at 6:01pmI guess I'll just put this casserole back in the freezer, then...
colleen_lee
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/16/05
#52re: best remedy for a sucking chest wound
Posted: 8/25/06 at 6:01pmS***! Now what am I going to do with all the nacho dip I made?
#53re: best remedy for a sucking chest wound
Posted: 8/25/06 at 6:01pm
Oh, praise Jeebus! He's back! It's a miracle!
papa, I do have to warn you. Even though I was able to stop the bleeding by plugging your wound, the down side of the plugs is that they come with an extremly high risk of infection.
S***! Now what am I going to do with all the nacho dip I made?
You could save it to plug future wounds.
Updated On: 8/25/06 at 06:01 PM
#54re: best remedy for a sucking chest wound
Posted: 8/25/06 at 6:03pmUpdated On: 8/25/06 at 06:03 PM
#55re: best remedy for a sucking chest wound
Posted: 8/25/06 at 6:05pmDamn, I won't get to wear my lbd today. *le sigh*
#56re: best remedy for a sucking chest wound
Posted: 8/25/06 at 6:06pmhey now, let's not let those go to waste, i always wanted to go to my own wake. so let's go ahead with things and i'll just try not to move or say much.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#57re: best remedy for a sucking chest wound
Posted: 8/25/06 at 6:06pm
so let's go ahead with things and i'll just try not to move or say much.
Ah, just like prom.
#58re: best remedy for a sucking chest wound
Posted: 8/25/06 at 6:08pmplease, i should have moved and said less at my proms. something about dragging the teachers into the mosh pit...
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#59re: best remedy for a sucking chest wound
Posted: 8/25/06 at 6:08pmBetter not move. *pokes papa*
nomdeplume
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/20/05
#60re: best remedy for a sucking chest wound
Posted: 8/25/06 at 6:08pm
Damn.
I was deciding between pink and seafoam for the funeral.
Leaning towards the absorbancy of sea foam should the event have been considered "hot."
#61re: best remedy for a sucking chest wound
Posted: 8/25/06 at 6:11pm
It's a good thing you didn't die, Papa.
I called the Bordello. They're booked. Something about Jack Ryan and 33 midgets. I didn't quite understand.
#62re: best remedy for a sucking chest wound
Posted: 8/25/06 at 6:13pmit's a clancy thing. unless it's 7 of 9.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#64re: best remedy for a sucking chest wound
Posted: 8/25/06 at 6:18pmland shark.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#65re: best remedy for a sucking chest wound
Posted: 8/25/06 at 6:41pm
Oh damn it...I had hope that *I* had died as well, as I'm sure most of you were as well.
Actually, I believe the pink would probably be more absorbant. The sea foam has a metallic silver thread woven into it which is not at all absorbant.
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#66re: best remedy for a sucking chest wound
Posted: 8/26/06 at 12:31amI can't speak for "most," but I definitely was.
#67re: best remedy for a sucking chest wound
Posted: 8/26/06 at 12:36am
Occlusive dressing taped on three sides.
Edit: And you'll need to lather some A1 Steak Sauce on it before hand.
#68re: best remedy for a sucking chest wound
Posted: 8/26/06 at 10:46amjust reach your hand in, ala Grey's Anatomy, and keep it there, that stops the sucking.....makes life difficult, but you'll manage ;oP
#69re: best remedy for a sucking chest wound
Posted: 8/26/06 at 10:50am
"Who wants to takes bets as to how long until Papa kicks it."
That was tasteless, colleen. Even for you.
#70re: best remedy for a sucking chest wound
Posted: 8/26/06 at 10:55amWell, in all fairness rath - this entire thread could use some salt.
DG
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/05
#71re: best remedy for a sucking chest wound
Posted: 8/26/06 at 10:57amPatronus - I'm sending you the bill for my keyboard cleaning.
#72re: best remedy for a sucking chest wound
Posted: 8/26/06 at 11:00am
Just stick it in papa's wound, DG. I'll pick it up later. 
SweetQintheLights
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/12/05
#73re: best remedy for a sucking chest wound
Posted: 8/26/06 at 1:32pm
Papa? Are you alive? Or are you with the late Brendan Stryker?
#74re: best remedy for a sucking chest wound
Posted: 8/26/06 at 1:43pmI think you should have a professional look at it. A firefighter or maybe one of the clerks in Wal-Mart's gardening section.
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