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#51

re: best remedy for a sucking chest wound

Posted: 8/25/06 at 6:00pm

geez, marlene, that's a whole thread that'll be unhappy. and etoile, did you have to mention the leeches? i mean, ewwwwwwww!

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#52

re: best remedy for a sucking chest wound

Posted: 8/25/06 at 6:01pm

I guess I'll just put this casserole back in the freezer, then...

And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."

#53

re: best remedy for a sucking chest wound

Posted: 8/25/06 at 6:01pm

S***! Now what am I going to do with all the nacho dip I made?

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#54

re: best remedy for a sucking chest wound

Posted: 8/25/06 at 6:01pm

Oh, praise Jeebus! He's back! It's a miracle!

papa, I do have to warn you. Even though I was able to stop the bleeding by plugging your wound, the down side of the plugs is that they come with an extremly high risk of infection.

S***! Now what am I going to do with all the nacho dip I made?

You could save it to plug future wounds.

Updated On: 8/25/06 at 06:01 PM

#55

re: best remedy for a sucking chest wound

Posted: 8/25/06 at 6:03pm

Updated On: 8/25/06 at 06:03 PM

#56

re: best remedy for a sucking chest wound

Posted: 8/25/06 at 6:05pm

Damn, I won't get to wear my lbd today. *le sigh*

#57

re: best remedy for a sucking chest wound

Posted: 8/25/06 at 6:06pm

hey now, let's not let those go to waste, i always wanted to go to my own wake. so let's go ahead with things and i'll just try not to move or say much.

#58

re: best remedy for a sucking chest wound

Posted: 8/25/06 at 6:06pm

so let's go ahead with things and i'll just try not to move or say much.

Ah, just like prom.

#59

re: best remedy for a sucking chest wound

Posted: 8/25/06 at 6:08pm

please, i should have moved and said less at my proms. something about dragging the teachers into the mosh pit...

#60

re: best remedy for a sucking chest wound

Posted: 8/25/06 at 6:08pm

Better not move. *pokes papa*

#61

re: best remedy for a sucking chest wound

Posted: 8/25/06 at 6:08pm

Damn.

I was deciding between pink and seafoam for the funeral.

Leaning towards the absorbancy of sea foam should the event have been considered "hot."

#62

re: best remedy for a sucking chest wound

Posted: 8/25/06 at 6:11pm

It's a good thing you didn't die, Papa.

I called the Bordello. They're booked. Something about Jack Ryan and 33 midgets. I didn't quite understand.

#63

re: best remedy for a sucking chest wound

Posted: 8/25/06 at 6:13pm

it's a clancy thing. unless it's 7 of 9.

#64

re: best remedy for a sucking chest wound

Posted: 8/25/06 at 6:14pm

Boston Public indeed.

#65

re: best remedy for a sucking chest wound

Posted: 8/25/06 at 6:18pm

land shark.

#66

re: best remedy for a sucking chest wound

Posted: 8/25/06 at 6:41pm

Oh damn it...I had hope that *I* had died as well, as I'm sure most of you were as well.

Actually, I believe the pink would probably be more absorbant. The sea foam has a metallic silver thread woven into it which is not at all absorbant.

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#67

re: best remedy for a sucking chest wound

Posted: 8/26/06 at 12:31am

I can't speak for "most," but I definitely was.

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#68

re: best remedy for a sucking chest wound

Posted: 8/26/06 at 12:36am

Occlusive dressing taped on three sides.

Edit: And you'll need to lather some A1 Steak Sauce on it before hand.

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Updated On: 8/26/06 at 12:36 AM

#69

re: best remedy for a sucking chest wound

Posted: 8/26/06 at 10:46am

just reach your hand in, ala Grey's Anatomy, and keep it there, that stops the sucking.....makes life difficult, but you'll manage ;oP

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#70

re: best remedy for a sucking chest wound

Posted: 8/26/06 at 10:50am

"Who wants to takes bets as to how long until Papa kicks it."

That was tasteless, colleen. Even for you.

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#71

re: best remedy for a sucking chest wound

Posted: 8/26/06 at 10:55am

Well, in all fairness rath - this entire thread could use some salt.

#72

re: best remedy for a sucking chest wound

Posted: 8/26/06 at 10:57am

Patronus - I'm sending you the bill for my keyboard cleaning.

#73

re: best remedy for a sucking chest wound

Posted: 8/26/06 at 11:00am

Just stick it in papa's wound, DG. I'll pick it up later.

#74

re: best remedy for a sucking chest wound

Posted: 8/26/06 at 1:32pm

Papa? Are you alive? Or are you with the late Brendan Stryker?

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#75

re: best remedy for a sucking chest wound

Posted: 8/26/06 at 1:43pm

I think you should have a professional look at it. A firefighter or maybe one of the clerks in Wal-Mart's gardening section.

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