crush rulz & all them other movies are satanic plots

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 3/6/06 at 2:15pm

watchin' them oskar ewards lust night i seen that crsuh wonned fer best pitcher. thank god fer that. i was skurred that one o' them other pitchers might win. it'd be just like that sodum and gamorrow playpen of lost angels to go pickin' one o' them.

i mean clearly they was plots by the satin to set right thinkin' folk everywheres to commence to whuppin' they neighbor's dogs. i just heeered that one title, kaput, and slapped my woman silly. i had to watch the rest of that show with the sound off lest i mighta kilt her. i will say tho that reese peices girl is a fine upstanding hunk o' woman.

when i had the sound off i seen that salute they did to the western and i know'd the duke was a'lookin' down and grinnin' when they showed what real 'mericans looked like to those can't blow they nose without a kleenex nancies out there. i teared up a bit, i tell ya.

i gotta ask tho why them coloreds went and set that car on fire? was they protestin' that one o' them boys in the western peace brokebutt mountin' weren't colored? i mean lord a'mighty, i was a'feared that whole place would go up like a tinderbox. but they managed to put it out when that pretty li'l gal got to making faces.

i don't pretend to understand them flashy city types out there and their long jawed ways, but i was mighty happy to see that crush movie win. ain't ever'day they makes a movie about soda pop.

Updated On: 3/7/06 at 02:15 PM

[smartpenguin78]

Posted: 3/6/06 at 2:16pm

ooh wait, do I get to count this one?

Does parody count in the total?

[SorryGrateful]

Posted: 3/6/06 at 2:16pm

Right on, pa!

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 3/6/06 at 2:17pm

I don't know, but Crash taught me to hate Asian people.
And to hate Wicked.

[popcultureboy]

Posted: 3/6/06 at 2:18pm

Crash taught you that? Hell, going to college taught me that.

[SorryGrateful]

Posted: 3/6/06 at 2:19pm

Crash taught me to hate everyone and everything. I am now a fully realized person.

[Calvin]

Posted: 3/6/06 at 2:19pm

It renewed my love for Jennifer Paige.

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 3/6/06 at 2:23pm

Well, simply because Crash won, thus telling me that it is a brilliantly moving and powerful film, I watched it just now in the restroom on my wristwatch DVD.
I was so wrong to have wrongly prejudged this film on only one viewing and the fact that I had to watch it in bits and pieces so as to swallow the oh-so-obvious plot and dialogue.
this is a brilliant film and one which Hollywood should so rightly pat itself on the back for electing as its champion of this boring film year.

Oh, and in case anyone missed it,

[Roninjoey]

Posted: 3/6/06 at 2:35pm

College taught me to hate Asian people too!

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 3/6/06 at 2:49pm

ya'll best be careful a'hatin' on the asian peoples. i dun went 'n murried one so's ya'll watch y'moufs 'r i'll have to commence to whuppin'.

[VIETgrlTerifa]

Posted: 3/6/06 at 2:52pm

Not just college, but the internet taught me that a lot of people like to hate on asian people...and blacks...and Jews...and white people...and hispanics...and native Americans...andgays...and straight people...and women...and men...

[Calvin]

Posted: 3/6/06 at 2:59pm

Papa, you done tainted the 'Murcan race. Yur a traitor to yur people.

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 3/6/06 at 3:21pm

them's fightin' words, cal, 'n i don't care a whit that yer nigh on to eight feet tall, cuz i'll whup ya to a frazzle. why i'll have you know that i was out among the real 'mericans out there in kansas and they grand dragon hisself proclaimed her a better 'merican than 71.326758% of the people who can sing every word to red neck woman.

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 3/6/06 at 3:41pm

Well, granted, my brother done gone and married a half-breed oriental, too.
But Crash taught me to hate them even more.
I hate everyone whose neck what ain't red as mine.

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 3/6/06 at 3:45pm

well, i seent yer neck the other night, boy, and you's lookin' at a long lonely hate there.

[Calvin]

Posted: 3/6/06 at 3:54pm

BTW, I still haven't figured out why "racist Calvin" seems to have the same dialect as Lyndon Johnson.

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 3/6/06 at 4:53pm

i spied you too the other night, boy, and you're a few years from turnin' into lbj hisself. lord a'mighty, like we needed another one o' him.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 3/6/06 at 4:55pm

This board is so cruel! I do not hate coloreds or any other thing you accused me of in this post.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 3/6/06 at 5:03pm

I don't think your name was mentioned, JU. Feeling guilty about something?

[ElphabaRose]

Posted: 3/6/06 at 5:07pm

JU, go back to your Wicked thread, many people have made some constructive suggestions of family oriented broadway shows.

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 3/6/06 at 5:08pm

now you a'lissen herre, girly. the menfolks be talkin' now and you can just run yer hiney back into that kitchen and get back to stirrin' the chili. and bring me a pabst, danmmit.

[Calvin]

Posted: 3/6/06 at 5:08pm

I've already started lifting dogs by their ears to prepare.

[PsychChick02]

Posted: 3/6/06 at 11:57pm

The fact that you call them coloreds, kind of says something about you. Unless of course, you were born after the 1980s. I've read some other posts and seriously, I think you are the one who is intolerant of other people's beliefs. I am a straight female and I love all members of the GLBT community. In fact, I love all people. I do however detest bigots who use the Bible as a weapon.

[judy_in_disguise]

Posted: 3/7/06 at 12:38am

good god i'm still in love with papa!

[smartpenguin78]

Posted: 3/7/06 at 12:47am

JUDY!