for Dame's eyes only -- PLEASE!

[Zola Q. LaPlaya]

Posted: 6/23/04 at 5:37pm

Please no one else read this>>>>>

Dame, As you know I have been away working my butt off on a silly photo shoot to earn a few shekels to feed myself and the homeless people who live all around me. Well, for that and the sex with the crew. Anyway...

Can you take a few seconds of your fabulous day and fill me in on what's been going on here? Thanks ever so. Did Papa change his voting registration? What about ckeaton? Did Mr. Roxy ever surface or is he as dead as Lisa on Six Feet Under? What's the latest on the heavily accented one, Jose'? Is anyone gossiping about my dirty but lovalicious weekend with Phantom2? Did any of these children finally turn 18 and stop gushing over Wicked? Where's Namo? Any new homosexuals show up? Did jrb find Mr. Right, Mr. Right Now, or just Mr. Clean? Did Vish go back to rehab? Has Eddie Varley start a new career as a pageant consultant? Did NewYorkUniq fake another robbery to scam more insurance money? How many people were accused of being racist, homophobic, insensitive, mean-spirited, condescending, and anti-religious?

Thanks, bud. You're the best!

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 6/23/04 at 5:39pm

Why do I have a certain Sheena Easton song stuck in my head?

Posted: 6/23/04 at 5:41pm

Sheesh -- DAME has called up this thread 12 times already and it's only been posted 4 minutes.

[DAME]

Posted: 6/23/04 at 6:02pm

My darling gorgeous Zola. You need not worry. The world just does not go on without you. But heres a brief recap;
Mr Roxy is still lurking around . But most people have just been ignoring him so I guess he has not been posting much. Jose must have also gotten burned by the Mr R because he has gone on to other things. JRB is always on the look out for Mr. Right now and because you live in NY you should do the boy a favor and knock on his door tonight. I have avoided all Wicked threads because they bring no satisfaction to me in any way. Everyone is else is just too busy wondering where the hell you have been. And as for me; I ad a blast in Chicago and other than the huge rat that ran across our room at the Best Western near Halsted; a fun time was had by all.

Oh and Namo has vanished.

Updated On: 6/23/04 at 06:02 PM

[Zola Q. LaPlaya]

Posted: 6/23/04 at 6:13pm

---- GASP! ----

Vanished?! Namo! Vanished?! uh-oh. Someone please bring me my percodan or the poppers or something. Quickly.

[DAME]

Posted: 6/23/04 at 6:13pm

Thats the problem. Namo is the poppers supplier

[Zola Q. LaPlaya]

Posted: 6/23/04 at 6:16pm

Oh no! I should recycle all these little brown bottles with him.

[DAME]

Posted: 6/23/04 at 6:23pm

So which one was your BF at Millie?

[SueleenGay]

Posted: 6/23/04 at 6:26pm

Dame, is that any way to refer to your tricks? We do not have "rats" in boystown, only bears and cubs.

[DAME]

Posted: 6/23/04 at 6:44pm

LOL! I wuld never refer to my ticks as Rats. just vermon.

[SueleenGay]

Posted: 6/23/04 at 6:46pm

And I'm sure a few snakes and weasels, too.

[DAME]

Posted: 6/23/04 at 8:05pm

Honey;
Sad to say; I have had them all!

[SueleenGay]

Posted: 6/23/04 at 8:08pm

And some twice!

[DAME]

Posted: 6/23/04 at 9:18pm

Some times 3 times in the same day!

Posted: 6/24/04 at 9:07am

Dame, you forgot...ME...um Madonna at MSG....my back! Hello! (LOL)!

Posted: 6/24/04 at 9:08am

"Did Vish go back to rehab?"

Rehab is for quitters. And I never quit.

Posted: 6/24/04 at 9:11am

LOL!

[Zola Q. LaPlaya]

Posted: 6/24/04 at 10:19am

VoiceAnth, I knew where you were! (Remember you PMed me and asked me to wish you happy birthday in your own dedicated birthday thread?) I am not one to waste time here using up bandwidth to drone on and one about silly things and ask rhetorical or unnecessary questions. That is just not me.

Nice back, by the way! Is that a jungle gym or a cage you're caught in?

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 6/24/04 at 10:24am

4th precinct, after being incarcerated for overuse of alavan and gin and tonics.

Posted: 6/24/04 at 10:25am

gosh -- I hope it is a cage

Posted: 6/24/04 at 10:28am

A Cage! I'm always in a cage....

[Zola Q. LaPlaya]

Posted: 6/24/04 at 10:51am

Just another weekend at the Spike.

Whatever, your back looks fierce. Where do you go for the wax job?

[Amy Archer]

Posted: 6/24/04 at 10:55am

The Eagle, no doubt.

Posted: 6/24/04 at 11:34am

I actually am not back hairy and only have slight shoulder blade hair....lucky...

However, my legs are a jungle that started growing as a child and would prompt class mates to scream MAGILLA GORILLA whenever I was in shorts...

[Zola Q. LaPlaya]

Posted: 6/24/04 at 11:36am

Good to know.