or is he a sales gimmick?
ask a gay guy
Well, as Tallulah Bankhead once famously said, "How the hell would I know, darling? He never sucked MY cOck."
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/27/05
I believe in fairies.
*claps real loud*
"is the gay man real?"
does the pope wear a funny hat?
do bears **** in the woods?
was hitler a nazi?
isn't the one who smelt it, the one who dealt it?
papa's a fabulous, farting, bible-pusher with a penchant for blonde hair and blue eyes?
oh, wait.
puh-leeze, while i admit that blondes have more fun i have never preferred them.
sommsy, you know i'm an ass man.
well you know me, i'm a support your local sommsy kinda guy.
it makes me sad that papa is more on top of gay pop culture than i am.
i haven't been this depressed since corine scooped me on the arrival of the filet-o-fish sandwich at mcdonalds during "show n' tell" in mrs. crabapple's kindergarten class at P.S.152.
You really should be ... she's got her own corner and everything. What have you got, that bare plot of dirt where the pooch takes his dump every morning. F.A.I.L.U.R.E
to get back on track: yeah, like this real gay man can even get his pooch to poop anymore. i have a 1 in 4 track record lately...
How did this thread, like so many others... end up about pooches and poo?
Signed,
King Threadjack
An "authentic" gay man embrasses pooches and poo.
it all traces back to somms. always somms.
love, love, love the carter o. avatar, somms.
see! somms! (said in the seinfeldian "newman!" way...)
Was that supposed to be "embarrasses" or "embraces?"
I love how you fell somewhere in between.
There's a fine line...
"Gayer than pink ink"... Elaine Stritch
"You couldn't be any gayer if your name was Gay Gayerson"...Roseann, 'December Bride' Episode
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/05
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