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#101

man spends six years injecting silicone into his schlong

Posted: 2/4/10 at 2:32am

^ You probably don't. I'm not sorry that I looked at it, but it was really creepy.

And eww, this guy better never audition for Hair. He'd be the one not allowed to take off his clothes.

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#102

man spends six years injecting silicone into his schlong

Posted: 2/4/10 at 3:03am

"And eww, this guy better never audition for Hair. He'd be the one not allowed to take off his clothes. "

Forget HAIR. Can you imagine him in Naked Boys Singing? People would either be flocking to it because they heard about "this HUGE d*ck" or they'd be running from the fright.

"How bout a little black dress?"~hannahshule "I have a penis, not a vagina." ~munkustrap178

#103

man spends six years injecting silicone into his schlong

Posted: 2/4/10 at 3:10am

I forgot about that show. I just have Hair on the brain because I saw it tonight.

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#104

man spends six years injecting silicone into his schlong

Posted: 2/4/10 at 9:05am

He'd bring a whole new level to the off-off-Broadway production of PUPPETRY OF THE PENIS.

"The Spectacle has, indeed, an emotional attraction of its own, but, of all the parts, it is the least artistic, and connected least with the art of poetry. For the power of Tragedy, we may be sure, is felt even apart from representation and actors. Besides, the production of spectacular effects depends more on the art of the stage machinist than on that of the poet."
--Aristotle

#105

man spends six years injecting silicone into his schlong

Posted: 2/4/10 at 9:50am

Can you imagine the poor guy who would be his fluffer?

<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES

#106

man spends six years injecting silicone into his schlong

Posted: 2/4/10 at 9:53am

*spits coffee all over the keyboard*

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#107

man spends six years injecting silicone into his schlong

Posted: 2/4/10 at 10:11am

What?

<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES

#108

man spends six years injecting silicone into his schlong

Posted: 2/5/10 at 3:22am

I admit to being a size queen, but even that's too much for me!

"I want a lap dance from an octopus."

-JG2

#109

man spends six years injecting silicone into his schlong

Posted: 2/5/10 at 11:44am

I'm not sure why it took me so long to click on this thread, considering my love of deformities and freaks. I was not disappointed. Dude has CRAZY eyes! And yeah, it looks kind of like a mix between a therapeutic pillow, some kind of sea anemone and...well, The Blob. So awesome.

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