man spends six years injecting silicone into his schlong — Page 2
#27
Posted: 2/2/10 at 10:12pm
Not as sensitive and often the larger they are, the less sensitive. TMI is about to follow, but in high school I had a couple of whoppers. They only hurt after running, but my back did ache. I had them reduced and the sensitivity doubled. They still don't ever ache unless it's around that time of the month.
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#28
Posted: 2/2/10 at 10:17pm
I watched the video again (yes, I know) but this time I turned off the sound and only watched his face. You can see he's kind of nuts.
Well, of course we know he's nuts by what he did down there, but while I watched it for the first time, I thought I noticed some weird facial expressions.
Well, of course we know he's nuts by what he did down there, but while I watched it for the first time, I thought I noticed some weird facial expressions.
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES
Updated On: 2/2/10 at 10:17 PM
#29
Posted: 2/2/10 at 10:22pm
Topher, I know it's probably too late to warn you but I "touched the red button," and oh dear God I wish I hadn't.
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#30
Posted: 2/2/10 at 10:36pm
What the hell did I just do. Why did I click on that. I really wish I didn't do that.
How the **** is that natural? doesn't it hurt to carry that around. I am at a loss for words.
How the **** is that natural? doesn't it hurt to carry that around. I am at a loss for words.
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#31
Posted: 2/2/10 at 10:37pm
he's been puttin that silicone in his lips too
#32
Posted: 2/2/10 at 10:49pm
^ oh, did you notice that too?
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES
#33
Posted: 2/2/10 at 10:58pm
I pushed the red button. It was rough, but nothing compared to the dude with a scrotum the size of an exercise ball (which I also saw on ebaum's)
Still, all I can think of is Quagmire's "Oh, God!"
Still, all I can think of is Quagmire's "Oh, God!"
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#34
Posted: 2/2/10 at 10:59pm
Well, my mouth was wide open the entire time I was watching that video, but definitely not from excitement.
#35
Posted: 2/3/10 at 2:26am
I am not going to click on the link thanks to everyone's SPOILERS.
All I wanted to say is that I think the term "schlong" is one of the best words ever.
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All I wanted to say is that I think the term "schlong" is one of the best words ever.
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#36
Posted: 2/3/10 at 3:19am
That thing is not a schlong. It's exactly what he said... a blob.
#37
Posted: 2/3/10 at 7:18am
"danmag...what were you doing on rentboy?"
Renting boys.
To shovel snow.
Renting boys.
To shovel snow.
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#38
Posted: 2/3/10 at 8:05am
This thread.....
OK, I'm going to look.
OK, I'm going to look.
KFTC!!!!!
#39
Posted: 2/3/10 at 8:08am
I couldn't watch the whole thing. But he does look INSANE. That is just too disgusting.
KFTC!!!!!
#40
Posted: 2/3/10 at 8:15am
"Well, my mouth was wide open the entire time I was watching that video, but definitely not from excitement."
Cats, I spit coffee all over my computer screen when I read your remark...my mind is so in the gutter this morning!
Cats, I spit coffee all over my computer screen when I read your remark...my mind is so in the gutter this morning!
"NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!"
#41
Posted: 2/3/10 at 8:19am
That was so gross. He probably did it because nobody wanted to have sex with him to begin with, and now her certainly won't be getting any ever.
And was it really necessary to hear about how he urinates?
And was it really necessary to hear about how he urinates?
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#42
Posted: 2/3/10 at 8:41am
Cats, I spit coffee all over my computer screen when I read your remark...my mind is so in the gutter this morning!
I said NOT from excitement! Blech!
I said NOT from excitement! Blech!
#43
Posted: 2/3/10 at 8:44am
I think he might be on the Meth.
#44
Posted: 2/3/10 at 10:08am
"Cats, I spit coffee all over my computer screen when I read your remark...my mind is so in the gutter this morning!
I said NOT from excitement! Blech!"
I know, it just read funny---I told you my mind was in the gutter!
I said NOT from excitement! Blech!"
I know, it just read funny---I told you my mind was in the gutter!
"NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!"
#45
Posted: 2/3/10 at 10:32am
I watched half the video without sound. It didn't make me sick, but it just looks so stupid. He'd have to be a bottom, but who wants to look at that? I guess there is a fetish for everything, including elephantitis or genital grapefruits, but I'm thinking it is a very small minority. Teeny.
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#46
Posted: 2/3/10 at 10:38am
For some reason it reminded me of this:
Or, this:
Or, this:
#47
Posted: 2/3/10 at 10:53am
Dammit! Now I can't get that DISGUSTING image out of my head!!!
Why would someone purposely deform themselves in that way?!!!
Why would someone purposely deform themselves in that way?!!!
#48
Posted: 2/3/10 at 11:29am
Soo how do you find pants that fit? And does he hear 'nice package?'
::bust a move::
#49
Posted: 2/3/10 at 11:52am
Call me old-fashioned, but shouldn't penises be, you know, penis-shaped? A little on the phallic side?
#50
Posted: 2/3/10 at 12:07pm
LOL, Reggie.......I know.
KFTC!!!!!
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