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#26

man spends six years injecting silicone into his schlong

I'm going through that "don't touch the red button" thing. Should I?
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#27

man spends six years injecting silicone into his schlong

Not as sensitive and often the larger they are, the less sensitive. TMI is about to follow, but in high school I had a couple of whoppers. They only hurt after running, but my back did ache. I had them reduced and the sensitivity doubled. They still don't ever ache unless it's around that time of the month.
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#28

man spends six years injecting silicone into his schlong

I watched the video again (yes, I know) but this time I turned off the sound and only watched his face. You can see he's kind of nuts.


Well, of course we know he's nuts by what he did down there, but while I watched it for the first time, I thought I noticed some weird facial expressions.
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Updated On: 2/2/10 at 10:17 PM

#29

man spends six years injecting silicone into his schlong

Topher, I know it's probably too late to warn you but I "touched the red button," and oh dear God I wish I hadn't.
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#30

man spends six years injecting silicone into his schlong

What the hell did I just do. Why did I click on that. I really wish I didn't do that.

How the **** is that natural? doesn't it hurt to carry that around. I am at a loss for words.
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#33

man spends six years injecting silicone into his schlong

I pushed the red button. It was rough, but nothing compared to the dude with a scrotum the size of an exercise ball (which I also saw on ebaum's)

Still, all I can think of is Quagmire's "Oh, God!"
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#35

man spends six years injecting silicone into his schlong

I am not going to click on the link thanks to everyone's SPOILERS.

All I wanted to say is that I think the term "schlong" is one of the best words ever.
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#40

man spends six years injecting silicone into his schlong

"Well, my mouth was wide open the entire time I was watching that video, but definitely not from excitement."

Cats, I spit coffee all over my computer screen when I read your remark...my mind is so in the gutter this morning!
"NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!"
#41

man spends six years injecting silicone into his schlong

That was so gross. He probably did it because nobody wanted to have sex with him to begin with, and now her certainly won't be getting any ever.

And was it really necessary to hear about how he urinates?
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#44

man spends six years injecting silicone into his schlong

"Cats, I spit coffee all over my computer screen when I read your remark...my mind is so in the gutter this morning!

I said NOT from excitement! Blech!"

I know, it just read funny---I told you my mind was in the gutter!
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#45

man spends six years injecting silicone into his schlong

I watched half the video without sound. It didn't make me sick, but it just looks so stupid. He'd have to be a bottom, but who wants to look at that? I guess there is a fetish for everything, including elephantitis or genital grapefruits, but I'm thinking it is a very small minority. Teeny.
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