man spends six years injecting silicone into his schlong — Page 3

#51

man spends six years injecting silicone into his schlong

Posted: 2/3/10 at 12:08pm

Just throw a nice tasteful plaid slip cover on that thing and you would have a comfortable bolster. Unfortunately his but ugly face would still be attached to it.

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#52

man spends six years injecting silicone into his schlong

Posted: 2/3/10 at 12:09pm

And I don't think people need their eyes opened to what a penis is, looks like or does. Those things are pretty much what makes it a penis.

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#53

man spends six years injecting silicone into his schlong

Posted: 2/3/10 at 12:17pm

And it's not his overstuffed ween that's going to give me nightmares, it's the face he makes RIGHT after he says, "Would you like to hold it?" F'in creeper.

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#54

man spends six years injecting silicone into his schlong

Posted: 2/3/10 at 12:22pm

HOT!

#55

man spends six years injecting silicone into his schlong

Posted: 2/3/10 at 12:34pm

NOT!

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#56

man spends six years injecting silicone into his schlong

Posted: 2/3/10 at 12:49pm

SICK!

Oopppssss, sorry I thought this was the 1 word thread....carry on!

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#57

man spends six years injecting silicone into his schlong

Posted: 2/3/10 at 12:54pm

Boobs, was your avatar an early Valentine's gift from the guy this thread is about?

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#58

man spends six years injecting silicone into his schlong

Posted: 2/3/10 at 12:58pm

Eris, my mouth may open wide, but you would need a flip top head to suck that thing!

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#59

man spends six years injecting silicone into his schlong

Posted: 2/3/10 at 1:01pm

His penis looks like my meditation cushion.

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#60

man spends six years injecting silicone into his schlong

Posted: 2/3/10 at 1:05pm

Danmag. Just. EWWWWW!

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#61

man spends six years injecting silicone into his schlong

Posted: 2/3/10 at 1:07pm

Danmag, would you like me to contact him so you can test his penis to make sure it feels like the meditation pillow?

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#62

man spends six years injecting silicone into his schlong

Posted: 2/3/10 at 1:08pm

Tried with all my might, but couldn't recognize anything that looked like a penis. I was wondering if the larger balloon on the bottom was his balls.

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#63

man spends six years injecting silicone into his schlong

Posted: 2/3/10 at 1:10pm

I have been blinded! That was just disgusting!

#64

man spends six years injecting silicone into his schlong

Posted: 2/3/10 at 1:14pm

I wouldn't want to get anywhere near that thing. It could probably kill you.

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#65

man spends six years injecting silicone into his schlong

Posted: 2/3/10 at 1:14pm

Speechless.

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#66

man spends six years injecting silicone into his schlong

Posted: 2/3/10 at 1:16pm

Circumcision ceremony, anyone?

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#67

man spends six years injecting silicone into his schlong

Posted: 2/3/10 at 1:19pm

Didn't his penis have a role in The Prisoner chasing around Patrick Mcgoohan?

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#68

man spends six years injecting silicone into his schlong

Posted: 2/3/10 at 1:36pm

It's like a personal flotation device. I wonder if he can get erect.

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#69

man spends six years injecting silicone into his schlong

Posted: 2/3/10 at 1:40pm

And Taz, can he ejaculate?

#70

man spends six years injecting silicone into his schlong

Posted: 2/3/10 at 1:41pm

I've seen this guy before on talk shows talking about plastic surgery. Funny, he never mentioned this!

#71

man spends six years injecting silicone into his schlong

Posted: 2/3/10 at 1:42pm

well, that's what I was wondering about really, brdlwyr.
Given the size of his testicles I don't want to think about what it would be like.

Similar to a Brooklyn fire hydrant in the heat of July.

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#72

man spends six years injecting silicone into his schlong

Posted: 2/3/10 at 1:47pm

Looks like he's got a tumor.

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#73

man spends six years injecting silicone into his schlong

Posted: 2/3/10 at 5:20pm

Love those Octo-mom lips dude!

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#74

man spends six years injecting silicone into his schlong

Posted: 2/3/10 at 5:25pm

I'd like to see security's reaction if he went through one of the new x-ray scanners...
Heck, I'd pay to see their reaction...

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#75

man spends six years injecting silicone into his schlong

Posted: 2/3/10 at 5:42pm

Just because you can do something, doesn't mean you should... idjit.