700 replies to a post about a politically incorrect person. Hey even for a politically correct one, 700 is absolutely outf****** standing
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Wow.
Of all the people I expected to bring us up to 700, I never thought it would be Mr. Roxy.
F_cking A!
All the other threads seem to be getting rather stormy. Can I spend the night in your thread papa until the nastiness passes? I can sleep on the floor. Oh and Vish, got any of that bourbon left?
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
No worries, son, papa and I can double up in my bed and you can take his futon.
Out of bourbon, but I have sambuca, scotch and stoli vanilla. And a bottle of white wine.
son, never fear, i always keep an emergency stash of maker's mark for just such occasions. and it's a real puzzler, ain't it roxy?
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
I guess people must like you or something, papa.
Or at the very least realize your need to be treated like the piece of beau-hunk meat you are.
What doesone mix with Stoli Vanilla? I've been experimenting with teh various flavors and mixing different drinks (this is for experimental purposes only that I drink martinis constantly). Haven't tried the vanilla yet.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Papa -- orange ya glad Lent is over??
Stoli orange that is.
stoli vanilla and yoo hoo, orion! the perfect nyc eye openier.
tommyboy, you have no idea!
and vish, i know yer diggin' for a sally field moment by i ain't no flying nun, dammit. to impersonate dana carvey impersonating gw41, "not gon' do it. wouldn't be prudent."
I suppose vodkais the only thing that would make YooHoo even marginally tolerable.
Now come on Papa, adjust your bangs and give us your best Sally Field. Maybe some Sybil or a little Gidget.
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Stoli vanilla and ginger ale is my new favourite drink. It tastes like cream soda which is how I justify drinking it at noon.
wait, why again do we need to justify? i thought that the mere fact of the sun rising in the east was a sign that one should begin drinking.
That would make for some interesting times if you lived in Northern Alaska.
anybody who lives in alaska has earned the right to drink whenever, however and whatever they so choose.
As I like to say "Vodka, it's not just for breakfast anymore."
ahhhh, lucky orion got the 714...
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That's why I liked Russia. The fact that vodka was available was reason enough to drink. Here when you have a martini at lunch you're considered an alcoholic.
Vodka is to JRB what alcohol is to Roger Rabbit. I get a lil crwazy!!!!
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Dames! What dames? Jessica's the only one for me, you'll see. We'll rise above this piddling pecadillo. We're gonna be happy again. You got that? Happy! Capital H-A-P-P-I!
shave and a haircut...
shave and a haaaaiiiiircut...
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Patty cake! Patty cake!
vish--I totally expected you to say, "I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way."
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Which would then bring on the booby trap joke.
I wouldn't have it any other way!
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