but that has nothing to do with the song...
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I heard an 80s remix of "Put One Foot in Front of the Other." Part of my childhood suddenly turned up missing.
ahhh, for me it's forever entwined with half carrying a well sotted irish redhead to the door of her parents' house only to have the door open to reveal a displeased looking father. he handed me his keys and said, "put her down and start my car." as he was a mortician, i was quite certain that i was about to be cremated.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
"Two women in the house--and one of them a redhead!"
I hate to break in.
But...
Break!
Ha!
i'll thank you to unhand my fie-antsy.
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Well, I guess you can't break out of prison and into society in the same week.
i can find another wife easy, but not a horse like that.
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I say we do it my way. That's an order!
Yessir. But if you're wrong don't ever give me another.
if talk was money, doc, you'd be the best customer i've got
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Ever had a good.... Swiss watch?
well, they're saved from the blessings of civilization.
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Take 'em to Missouri, papa!
plantin' and readin', plantin' and readin'...why, when you killed a man, why try to read the lord in as a partner on the job?
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Get a shovel and my Bible. I'll read over him.
you're soft! won't anything make a man out of ya?
This is quite interesting. Something you said a few posts earlier, Papa, has me suspecting that I know both you and Mrs. Mambo. Could be just a coincidence though. Is there a little Mambo named after an artist?
nope, no, little mambos and that redhead didn't end up as mrs. mambo.
No, I wasn't thinking she did. Something in the story sounded vaguely familiar. The Mrs Mambo I was thinking of is a Long Island born and bred Brunnette.
hmmm, could be my brother hotdiggity. he married a long island brunette, and had two little diggities but they're divorced now and we've had to kill the children.
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But did the diggities have a dog?
yep a golden retriever
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I used to date a guy with a monster of a golden retriever.... he was about as big as I was. It was always fun, trying to fool around in his bedroom while his parents were out and having Grommett bound in through the door.
Locks didn't seem to faze him....
awwww, puppy love
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
One could say it was a dog of a relationship.
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