I used to have a turtle, and I had to give it away.
I used to have feeder gold fish, and they all died at the exact same time. (6 little bodies floating in my tank.)
Three years ago, I had an adorable little bunny named Thumper, but it got out of its cage one night, hopped around the bushes in the backyard and was killed my a racoon. I found its headless body and spine in my backyard the next morning. I'm still seriously, seriously traumatized from it.
One year later, I got another turtle. And it accidentally got "cooked" when my moron brother forgot to turn off the hot water in the bathtub.
So now I'm alone. Dustmites are my pets.
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