Grow up, Moony. Even I've slept with Michael Ardent.
I haven't or maybe he was using another name - I certainly hope it was a he.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
Is he your ex, too?
Yep. Stalk 'em, flock 'em, and drop 'em is my motto.
That's sexy.
Why isn't anyone stalking ME? *le pouting*
*stalks Jaily hardcore*
Yay!!
You have my address, right?
No.
Damn. I suck at this.
Ask bway.
*im's bway*
Am I asking him for your address, or for stalking tips?
Please...like YOU need stalking tips! You could teach an advanced graduate course in it.
*hides file cabinet full of restraining orders*
Where'd you hear THAT crap?
My stalker drove a pickup and couldn't spell. He thought I owed him for life because he gave me a pirated edition of Photoshop.
Sueleen was your stalker too?
My stalker would have never come within 7 URL miles of BroadwayWorld. He was a primo closet case. And no, he wasn't a member of the U.S. House of Representatives.
Oh.
*nods solemnly*
Kevin Spacey.
He likes it when you leave little presents with his doorman. Daily. Especially chocolate.
Or so I hear.
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
What did this thread used to be about before Señora Asterisks took it over with her amusing stage directions?
Try reading.
I wish I had a stalker. That's something edible, right?
No, that's a stalk. Celery.
*wishes she had an action to put in asterisks to raise Namo's obviously fragile blood pressure*
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
I just feel sorry for the obviously retarded, Rath. BP's fine, but thanks for your concern.
Namo, are you Rath's stalker?
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Yes. This is the off topic board not playwriting 101.
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