"I haven't seen Bugles in DC."
We have them here in NYC, but some stores put them on the bottom shelf so you really have to look for them.
About a year ago, they had Nacho flavored Bugles but I haven't seen them recently.
When we were little, we would also stick them on the end of our tongue and wiggle it around. Also, we would try to pour soda into the open end and drink out of them, but we weren't coordinated enough to get the soda into the open end.
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.