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#25re: sorry, everything can't be 'awesome'
Posted: 5/16/08 at 2:35pm

So, the miracle of birth isn't the most awesome present ever?

"Writing is like prostitution. First, you do it for love, then you do it for a few friends, and finally you do it for money." ~ Moliere

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#26re: sorry, everything can't be 'awesome'
Posted: 5/16/08 at 2:36pm

not in the 21st century

....but the world goes 'round

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#27re: sorry, everything can't be 'awesome'
Posted: 5/16/08 at 2:37pm

I mean...it's kinda gonna show up anyway, right? Do we really need to involve jewelry? Babies are expensive!

"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."

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#28re: sorry, everything can't be 'awesome'
Posted: 5/16/08 at 2:37pm

Birth can be awesome, but condoms are awesomer.

"Why, I make more money than... than... than Calvin Coolidge! PUT TOGETHER!"
~Lina Lamont


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#29re: sorry, everything can't be 'awesome'
Posted: 5/16/08 at 2:38pm

only if they can fit on one's ginormous member scott.

Otherwise, how can you wrap your head around it?

....but the world goes 'round

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#30re: sorry, everything can't be 'awesome'
Posted: 5/16/08 at 2:39pm

F**k that! If I'm-a going to push a live human being through a small hole in my body (the wrong way, natch), you're damned tootin' I want some bling!

"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.” ~ Muhammad Ali

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#31re: sorry, everything can't be 'awesome'
Posted: 5/16/08 at 2:41pm

Oh, Borstal, it hurts to laugh!

"Writing is like prostitution. First, you do it for love, then you do it for a few friends, and finally you do it for money." ~ Moliere

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#32re: sorry, everything can't be 'awesome'
Posted: 5/16/08 at 2:46pm

I take it you're a top Borstal?

....but the world goes 'round

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#33re: sorry, everything can't be 'awesome'
Posted: 5/16/08 at 2:47pm

The world would be a cruel place if men like Chris Meloni were bottoms.

"Writing is like prostitution. First, you do it for love, then you do it for a few friends, and finally you do it for money." ~ Moliere

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#34re: sorry, everything can't be 'awesome'
Posted: 5/16/08 at 2:48pm

Not for a top, dude.

Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

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#35re: sorry, everything can't be 'awesome'
Posted: 5/16/08 at 2:49pm

What Deet said. Although, for those who flip-flop, well... s'all good.

"Why, I make more money than... than... than Calvin Coolidge! PUT TOGETHER!"
~Lina Lamont


My name wasn't, isn't, and will never be Scott.

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#36re: sorry, everything can't be 'awesome'
Posted: 5/16/08 at 2:50pm

Excuse me, but that's Mr. Deet to you, Scott.

Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

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#37re: sorry, everything can't be 'awesome'
Posted: 5/16/08 at 2:50pm

"Fetch" anyone?

Deet: Shira, I Love You!

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#38re: sorry, everything can't be 'awesome'
Posted: 5/16/08 at 2:51pm

Bottoms up!

"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.” ~ Muhammad Ali

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#39re: sorry, everything can't be 'awesome'
Posted: 5/16/08 at 2:51pm

I would never have thunk it Borstal

....but the world goes 'round

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#40re: sorry, everything can't be 'awesome'
Posted: 5/16/08 at 2:52pm

Quit trying to make fetch happen!

"Writing is like prostitution. First, you do it for love, then you do it for a few friends, and finally you do it for money." ~ Moliere

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#41re: sorry, everything can't be 'awesome'
Posted: 5/16/08 at 2:54pm

This thread is totes not awesome.

"Zac is sweet as can be. He's very much just a sweet kid from California who happens to have a face that looks like it was drawn by Michelangelo, (if Michelangelo did anime)."
-Adam Shankman.

"I haven't left this building since Windows 3.1!"

"Celebrating a birthday this week: Rene Descartes is 412! Do you know who he is? Then why are you watching this show? You could probably get into college and even get one of those job things. As for the rest of us; Amanda Bynes is 22! Yay!"
-E!'s "The Soup"

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#42re: sorry, everything can't be 'awesome'
Posted: 5/16/08 at 2:54pm

double totes.

"Zac is sweet as can be. He's very much just a sweet kid from California who happens to have a face that looks like it was drawn by Michelangelo, (if Michelangelo did anime)."
-Adam Shankman.

"I haven't left this building since Windows 3.1!"

"Celebrating a birthday this week: Rene Descartes is 412! Do you know who he is? Then why are you watching this show? You could probably get into college and even get one of those job things. As for the rest of us; Amanda Bynes is 22! Yay!"
-E!'s "The Soup"
Updated On: 5/16/08 at 02:54 PM

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#43re: sorry, everything can't be 'awesome'
Posted: 5/16/08 at 2:54pm

I'm sorry, Mr. Deet Daddy Sir! You're just too awesome!

"Why, I make more money than... than... than Calvin Coolidge! PUT TOGETHER!"
~Lina Lamont


My name wasn't, isn't, and will never be Scott.

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#44re: sorry, everything can't be 'awesome'
Posted: 5/16/08 at 2:55pm

Mr. Deet will suffice.

Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

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#45re: sorry, everything can't be 'awesome'
Posted: 5/16/08 at 2:56pm

oy, I'm hetero and I never heard of either phrase. So what's cougar mean? Please don't make me ask at work!

<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES

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#46re: sorry, everything can't be 'awesome'
Posted: 5/16/08 at 2:56pm

Yeah, all of a sudden I realized I just called you daddy and a ginormous shiver ran down my spine. Definitely can't wrap my head around that one.

"Why, I make more money than... than... than Calvin Coolidge! PUT TOGETHER!"
~Lina Lamont


My name wasn't, isn't, and will never be Scott.

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#47re: sorry, everything can't be 'awesome'
Posted: 5/16/08 at 2:57pm

"Definitely can't wrap my head around that one."


That ain't what I heard...

"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.” ~ Muhammad Ali

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#48re: sorry, everything can't be 'awesome'
Posted: 5/16/08 at 2:57pm

Neither can I. Thank God.

Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

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#49re: sorry, everything can't be 'awesome'
Posted: 5/16/08 at 3:00pm

Borstal, I guess you haven't seen the photos.

"Zac is sweet as can be. He's very much just a sweet kid from California who happens to have a face that looks like it was drawn by Michelangelo, (if Michelangelo did anime)."
-Adam Shankman.

"I haven't left this building since Windows 3.1!"

"Celebrating a birthday this week: Rene Descartes is 412! Do you know who he is? Then why are you watching this show? You could probably get into college and even get one of those job things. As for the rest of us; Amanda Bynes is 22! Yay!"
-E!'s "The Soup"

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