the official south carolina democratic primary results prediction and maybe

#1

the official south carolina democratic primary results prediction and maybe

Posted: 1/26/08 at 2:53pm

since i won't be around later to follow this - family and friends bowling night in crooklyn - i'm gonna throw this out now:

the black guy - 39%
the white woman - 26%
the white guy - 17%

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Updated On: 1/26/08 at 02:53 PM

#2

re: the official south carolina Republican primary results prediction and m

Posted: 1/26/08 at 3:07pm

And how about among the losers?

The Flip-Flopping Crazy Guy Who'll Say Anything: 17%

The Bat-SH*T Crazy Ex-Torture Victim: 16%

The Bigoted Crazy So-Called Christian Jesus Would Hate: 15%

The Progressive Crazy One No One Will Talk About: shhhhh...

The Really Crazy Guy Who Tried to Pimp 9/11 and Failed: -1%

The rest will stay home and wondered what happened to their Republican Party.

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Updated On: 1/26/08 at 03:07 PM

#3

re: the official south carolina democrat primary results prediction and m

Posted: 1/26/08 at 3:15pm

we had ours last week, silly. bat-blank crazy edged out the bigot and admiral painter managed 3rd place in front the flip flopper.

old news, pj. today it's a reverse oreo with a vagina thrown in for good measure.

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r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

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Updated On: 1/26/08 at 03:15 PM

#4

re: the official south carolina Republican primary results prediction and m

Posted: 1/26/08 at 3:19pm

So then is your question: Will black vaginas vote for the white vaginas or the black diCk?

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#5

re: the official south carolina democrat primary results prediction and m

Posted: 1/26/08 at 3:24pm

the black guy's gonna win, the only question is by how much and what the internals will show: will he pull more than 10% of the white vote (vaginas and penises combined)?

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r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective

#6

re: the official south carolina democrat primary results prediction and m

Posted: 1/26/08 at 3:45pm

these threads amuse me to no end.

#7

re: the official south carolina democrat primary results prediction and m

Posted: 1/26/08 at 4:00pm

I think obama will win, but not by as large a margin as you predict papa.

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#8

re: the official south carolina democrat primary results prediction and m

Posted: 1/26/08 at 4:02pm

I pray darkie wins. Vagina Dentata must be defeated, and hairpie while admirably refusing to give up the fight doesn't stand a chance.

#9

re: the official south carolina democrat primary results prediction and m

Posted: 1/26/08 at 4:10pm

I'm hoping (against all odds) for the white hillbilly - I wouuldn't mind if the vagina won but I also know she won't (in South Carolina). And I really don't like the Beige Yuppie.. Change, change change, age change with no details.

Updated On: 1/26/08 at 04:10 PM

#10

re: the official south carolina democrat primary results prediction and m

Posted: 1/26/08 at 4:34pm

*sniff*

y'all make me so proud to be a bww'er.

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r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective

#11

re: the official south carolina democrat primary results prediction and m

Posted: 1/26/08 at 6:19pm

'cus Hillbilly really have the decks stacked against them ;p Tool.

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joey

#12

re: the official south carolina democrat primary results prediction and m

Posted: 1/26/08 at 6:36pm

I know it's unlikely, but what if it's another New Hampshire. I think it will be closer than the polls are predicting. We will know soon (and hear about it till Feb.5) as polls close in 30 mins.

Edited for my spelling...

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Updated On: 1/26/08 at 06:36 PM

#13

re: the official south carolina democrat primary results prediction and m

Posted: 1/26/08 at 7:10pm

Obama won by a wide margin. Expect Bill to start spinning him as the "black candidate" tomorrow. This is going to get REALLY ugly.

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yr ronin,
joey

#14

re: the official south carolina democrat primary results prediction and m

Posted: 1/26/08 at 7:37pm

He's not black?

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#15

re: the official south carolina democrat primary results prediction and m

Posted: 1/26/08 at 7:41pm

He's as black as I am (literally... I'm half and half too :P). And as far as I've seen, he's never painted himself as a candidate specifically for black people but that's how I expect Missuh Clinton suh to play it.

Don't forget. Jesse Jackson won S.C. twice. Twice. Because there are a lot of black people. And black people don't vote smart, they vote black. I know this because Bill Clinton told me it was so.

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joey

#16

re: the official south carolina democrat primary results prediction and m

Posted: 1/26/08 at 7:56pm

Good job S.C. I'm so proud. *wipes tear*

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Updated On: 1/26/08 at 07:56 PM

#17

re: the official south carolina democrat primary results prediction and m

Posted: 1/26/08 at 7:58pm

I'm glad for his win. They are saying Super Tuesday may not decide a candidate and that makes me happy. Maybe now my vote on March 4th will matter. As Roninjoey has said in another post, a Hillary/Obama ticket is unbeatable. I hope they can get along with each other and see what they could do together.

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#18

re: the official south carolina democrat primary results prediction and m

Posted: 1/26/08 at 8:01pm

I'm losing track of all the cute stereotypical nicknames we're calling the candidates today...

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#19

re: the official south carolina democrat primary results prediction and m

Posted: 1/26/08 at 8:05pm

To help out - it looks like the Beige Yuppie won with a large majority. Pretty good for someone who has yet to give any major details how he would "change" things.

#20

re: the official south carolina democrat primary results prediction and m

Posted: 1/26/08 at 8:16pm

Hey--I said Clinton/Obama first. RoninJoey agreed with it--and it's the ONLY thing we've agreed on since.

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#21

re: the official south carolina democrat primary results prediction and m

Posted: 1/26/08 at 8:20pm

My mistake, PJ

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9/18 - Brian Stokes Mitchell, Cincy Pop's
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#22

re: the official south carolina democrat primary results prediction and m

Posted: 1/26/08 at 8:36pm

I'm with you Marc - I keep trying to discern his platform in term of concrete plans, but all I can gather is that he is "present".

I'm still hoping for the vagina to get the nomination.

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#23

re: the official south carolina democrat primary results prediction and m

Posted: 1/27/08 at 2:02am

For the record, I haven't made up my mind yet as to which candidate I'm supporting, but I'm just curious: for those posters citing a lack of detail from Obama, have you read the detailed policy proposal documents on his website for a wide range of issues? If so, do you really find them lacking sufficient detail for you to judge their merits one way or the other?

http://origin.barackobama.com/issues/

#24

re: the official south carolina democrat primary results prediction and m

Posted: 1/27/08 at 9:50am

Obama has a big disadvantage running against Bill and Hill.

#25

re: the official south carolina democrat primary results prediction and m

Posted: 1/27/08 at 11:18am

In the summer of '68, ABC began promoting it's new cop show with the tagline, One black, one white, one blonde And that's who the Dems are running: The Mod Squad.

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